Lord Orgasmo

Roleplay about being trapped inside a roleplay: Adventures from the Place Holder

I'm bad at making characters. So heres this. If you feel he's too powerful, let me know.

Not so Evil Demon

True Name: Alex

True age: 25

True gender: Male

True appearance:

True personality: Alex is a Mischievous ass. He always has been, and likely always will be. You know the guy. Exquisite sarcasm, Moving all your stuff a few inches to the left, not enough to notice, but enough to give you an unsettling feeling. He'd know when enough is enough though, anything he stole or hid would be returned before you leave, any "Kick me" notes would be pointed out before you left, and by no circumstances would he do anything extreme. He'd never do anything that would cause any sort of permanent damage. Unless it's to your pride. Alex believes he keeps things interesting. Alex also can make some bomb-ass 5-cheese grilled cheeses, and it's probably one of very few things keeping him around.

Reason for having attended the game: Alex was up for a bit of party time, and decided a game of roleplaying could be fun. He could be an asset and an ass at the same time.

Character´s name: Milon Sulomades

Character´s age: 67

Character´s gender: Male

Character´s appearance:

Character´s background and lore: Milon was the bastard child of a Succubus and Some other humanoid race. Abandoned by his mother, he was raised by a family of humans, who tried to push him away from his demonic ancestry, and be a civilized person like so many others. In a way, this worked. Rather that growing up as a bloodlust fueled demon, a Murderer and thief, or some sort of Incubus, he was more... Neutral than expected. He made a few friends, but by the time he was 19, he disappeared without a trace.

In truth, Milon grew bored of the same day to day routine, and decided to look for greener pastures. Milon decided what could be more fun that traversing the world. Unfortunately, Milon's journey was over before it began. The first cave that Milon decided to traipse through would be the lair of a necromancer, who would immediately kill him. Being the necromancer that he was, Raised Milon and used him as a guardian for his cave.

48 years would pass, and the necromancer would grow in power, and so would Milon and his other undead associates, to an extent. Luckily for our "Hero", A band of high-level adventurers slaughtered the Necromancer in a surprise attack. With the control over him gone, Milon died. Again. As luck would have it, included in said party of high-level adventurers, was a Cleric, who raised Milon with a Resurrection spell.

Now alive for real this time, Milon was sent into the world once again. He'd need a few friends, to help keep him alive, and to help guide him in this new world. Or atleast, that's what would've been the plan. But we all know how this ends.

Character´s abilities:

• Sneak Attack: Deal extra damage from behind or to unaware enemies. This damage starts low, but grows as he does.
• Darkvision: Able to see up to 60 feet in the dark. Colors cannot be discerned in the dark, only varying shades of gray and white.
• Minor Magic: Mage Hand: Up to three times per day, Milon may move an object weighing no more than 15 pounds up to 30 feet. The object moves slowly, and cannot be used to attack others.
• Infernal Resistance: Tieflings have resistance to fire
• Weapon Finesse: Dex may be used instead of Str for weapon attack and damage

The DM was terrible at his job and let everyone toss their own ideas into this mess. What poorly thought out ideas did you contribute?: The Infernal Plane: Khyber. A Hellscape of fire, magma, and Demonic creatures that exists in a separate plane. Can be accessed through Planar travel magic.

Roleplay about being trapped inside a roleplay: Adventures from the Place Holder

Also the moist and sultry lordorgasmo came up with this idea not me

@HokumPocus

Also I'm coming out of retirement to play dis.

Post a random fact about yourself.

I don't like coffee, so I get my caffeine from photosynthesis and self-loathing.

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Amanta // アマンタ

Basic Info

Name: Amanta

Age:16 (4/20)

Height/Weight: 165cm/66kg (5"5/146lbs)

Blood Type: B-

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Green

Seiyuu/Voice Reference: Yui Horie

Description

Physique: Amanta is rather slim, but she isn't lanky. She has little muscle definition, but she has great stamina despite that. She usually stands up straight, and usually finds posture to be important. She doesn't particularly enjoy long hair, and likes to keep it short.
Outfits:

• School: During school, Amanta blends in with the rest. She usually doesn't have anything on her to make her stand out. No flashy bag, or pink poofy hair. She does occasionally wear a small pair of earrings. They're only crystal however.
• Casual: During her off time Amanta wears some sort of jacket over a t-shirt, accompanied by either Leggings or jeans. She refuses to wear skinny jeans however, as she doesn't like the restrictions it puts on her legs.
• Formal: For formal events, Amanta has a Pair of Tuxedoes from Itally. No, she does not own anything from Gucci. She does not own a dress, just the tuxedoes, dress pants, and shiny black Dress shoes.
• Shoes: Amanta wears sneakers most of the time, but does have a pair of "Heely's" she likes to roll around on. She does own a pair of heels, but she's never worn them, and has no idea how to walk in them.

Personality: Pretty carefree and a bit airheaded, but tries to see the good in others.
Likes: Fancy swords, French fries, and breakfast foods
Dislikes: Smoke and its smell, most vegetables, and pound noises, and by extension, people.
Backstory: Amanta was born in Italy as a younger sister to her 8 month old brother. Her mother was a biologist studying Stem Cells and how they can be used in modern medicine. Her father worked for a plumbing company and they both made good money. After 15 years of living in Italy Amanta's mother was needed in a lab in Japan, and they decided to move. There was a bit of a culture shock at first, and a small language barrier, as they weren't 100% fluent in Japanese yet. After about a year of being imbursed in the language and Italian to Japanese translation guides, they began to speak like real Japanese people, and not overly polite robots. Then, it was time for Amanta to go back to school. It'd be a little hard, seeing as she didn't really know anybody, but hopefully things would turn out well.

Personal

Property:

• Phone: Amanta owns a galaxy S8 smartphone.
• Car/Bike: Amanta has a pair of heelys that I mentioned earlier.
• Occupation: She has a part time job at a tofu shop across the street.

Theme Song(s):

This is actually just a meme, dont count it.

Post-apocalypse Pokemon, now with tetanus

F

Post-apocalypse Pokemon, now with tetanus

Seth

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Seth reached out for the "Electronic Journal" and held it in both hands. Apparently this was also a pokedex, so maybe it could do other stuff? He looked to his Scyther and returned it to its pokéball. It'd probably end up doing something it shouldn't. He also need a nickname for it. Like "Ace", or maybe "Blade". Nah, to edgy. He'll think of something later.

He opened the Journal and pulled up the map. Where to go first? Should they just explore, or head to a city or town? He though of what he would do if this were an rpg game. He'd usually go to the next town to buy better equipment and potions. The starting town usually didn't have much, so he decided to trust his instinct.

"Right. Since we're just starting out, we should probably head to the nearest place. That would be...Houstank. Then again, we could just head wherever.
What do you guys want to do?"

So, the perfect plan for him would be to head to Houstank, then to New Pork. By then they would need to head likely to Eyescraper, or the could risk exploring the wasteland. With a city so close, they could retreat if things went south. But on the way to Eyescraper, one direct trip would likely be to much, so they'd probably have to stop back here again, and then go from there. Lastly would be to Drain.

Unfortunately, the world is full of chance and anarchy, and with the filth as it is now, it's only worse. So it was likely that this play wasn't going to go very well, but Seth hopes they could follow at least some sort of structured plan.

Maa’jhick - Fantasy Medieval RP

Brains

Name: Ysran Stormreach.

Social class: Upper. He has money. Lots of it, but doesn't like to flaunt it.

Race: Elf. Just elf.

Age: 28

Appearance:
Ysran is usually seen in robes, however it is not unheard of for him to wear light armor such as a chain shirt. He stands around 5'8 with a fairly thin frame, and little muscle definition.

Personality: Ysran tries not to do evil, but in the pursuit of knowledge, no price is to great to pay, and will resort to any tactic necessary. Murder, espionage, theft are just a small price to pay for the great knowledge he will gain. But when in normal situations Ysran is a sarcastic, slightly snarky person, and is almost to curios for his own good.

Magic level: Adept. While mostly self taught, he has a small amount of training and knowledge from others. He mostly learned from books, experimentation, ect.

Magic type: Occultism. Occult/Eldritch magic focuses on playing with the minds of men, usually through fear, and using powers from creatures linked to old gods or ancient beings. One of these creatures is the Fish.

Equipment: His spellbook, a few throwing knives, a machete, basic ritual stuff such as chalk and candles. There's also basic travelling supplies such as rations and waterskins.

Ysran's Spellbook

Summon Shambler-

A zombie-like minion is summoned to do Ysran's bidding. It can follow simple commands such as "Hold this" or "Go there". If told to, the Shambler will follow another person's commands until told otherwise by Ysran. It prioritizes Ysran's commands first. Here's a pic.

Fear-

Ysran sends forth a large black smokescreen, and all that see within are shown monstrous, disgusting versions of their worst fears come to life. This usually makes people run away, or cower in fear.

Attract Fish

Ysran selects a point that attracts fish, and occasionally other aquatic creatures, like a crab. The general rule is, the further out and/or bigger the fish, the less effective the spell is. After about 10-15 feet is when the spell begins to become weaker.

Eldritch Blast

Ysran Sends out a large black orb that, on impact, is like being bit by a bowling ball, and bursts on impact. Though it's not a very big burst.

Bio: Ysran was born to a businessman and woman who owned a Harbor. Stormreach harbor, to be exact. He had a sister, named Lilliana, who was born shortly before him. Ysran was given the best education money could buy. Ysran had a very luxurious childhood, and was studying business so that he could work in the business. However, on his 19th year, his parents were murdered by a rival company. However, not all was lost. The two siblings, with the help of a family friend, managed to continue the business. However, Ysran quickly realised that owning a successful Harbor wasn't all it was cracked up to be. He wanted something... more. He left the business to his sister and family friend, and travelled the world looking for his true calling. After a while, he joined an expedition group to explore ancient ruins. Whilst inside, Ysran would uncover an ancient Eldritch artifact. Ysran would gain sudden insight and knowledge into the occult. His mind would be flooded with a secret language known only to the ancients, and how to cast spells related to them. Since then, Ysran has continued to look for more knowledge and secrets in any matter. Artifacts, tomes, hieroglyphs, you name it.

Reason for jumping aboard the adventure train: Money is always useful, and a powerful wizard like that is bound to have some sort of magical artifact for the taking.

Or

Brawn

Name: Lance D'Phiarlin

Social class: Middle. Lance has a job with steady income as a carpenter. He makes ends meet, and still has a little left over to save.

Race: Elf. Again.

Age: 36

Appearance:
Lance wears a tunic most days, however, he does still have his old equipment, and it still fits. Lance is built like a tank. Standing above everyone at 6'6, and rippling muscles all over, he has quite the intimidating presence.

Personality: Despite being larger than life, Lance tries to be a gentle giant. He tries to see the good in others, and Hopes others will do the same. However, Lance can break out his old fighting spirit and be a ferocious warrior should the need arise.

Magic level: Lance doesn't know any magic, and isn't really interested in it.

Equipment:Lance still holds his equipment from his days as a soldier. This includes but is not limited to: A suit of full scalemail, a longsword, a spear, a steel shield, steel gauntlets, and boots.

Bio: Lance was practically born into the military by a pair of soldiers, and was raised as a soldier. Being born with a sword in your hand has its benefits, and Lance learned how to use a weapon very quickly. He learned, discipline, fighting techniques, and battle tactics. He spent 30 years of his life fighting and conquering enemies, before being honorably discharged. Finding a home in a city surrounded by plant life, Lance looked for a job. Adjusting to civilian life was very difficult for Lance. He was not used to social interactions, and was not used to having such a flexible schedule. He felt lost without a structured day, or recieving orders. He found a job as a carpenter, and was very good at it, and stuck with it for the next 6 years. He felt at home. A structured day, someone to give orders to him, and he knew he was making a difference. He was happy.

Reason for jumping aboard the adventure train: He wants to protect the city, and it's in his blood to fight.

"Brawns" has been chosen.

Maa’jhick - Fantasy Medieval RP

I completely forgot to post in the cs tab. I think I'll go with Lance since we have a magic user.

Maa’jhick - Fantasy Medieval RP

I'm having a hard time picking out a character, what would you like to see?

Brains

Name: Ysran Stormreach.

Social class: Upper. He has money. Lots of it, but doesn't like to flaunt it.

Race: Elf. Just elf.

Age: 28

Appearance:
Ysran is usually seen in robes, however it is not unheard of for him to wear light armor such as a chain shirt. He stands around 5'8 with a fairly thin frame, and little muscle definition.

Personality: Ysran tries not to do evil, but in the pursuit of knowledge, no price is to great to pay, and will resort to any tactic necessary. Murder, espionage, theft are just a small price to pay for the great knowledge he will gain. But when in normal situations Ysran is a sarcastic, slightly snarky person, and is almost to curios for his own good.

Magic level: Adept. While mostly self taught, he has a small amount of training and knowledge from others. He mostly learned from books, experimentation, ect.

Magic type: Occultism. Occult/Eldritch magic focuses on playing with the minds of men, usually through fear, and using powers from creatures linked to old gods or ancient beings. One of these creatures is the Fish.

Equipment: His spellbook, a few throwing knives, a machete, basic ritual stuff such as chalk and candles. There's also basic travelling supplies such as rations and waterskins.

Ysran's Spellbook

Summon Shambler-

A zombie-like minion is summoned to do Ysran's bidding. It can follow simple commands such as "Hold this" or "Go there". If told to, the Shambler will follow another person's commands until told otherwise by Ysran. It prioritizes Ysran's commands first. Here's a pic.

Fear-

Ysran sends forth a large black smokescreen, and all that see within are shown monstrous, disgusting versions of their worst fears come to life. This usually makes people run away, or cower in fear.

Attract Fish

Ysran selects a point that attracts fish, and occasionally other aquatic creatures, like a crab. The general rule is, the further out and/or bigger the fish, the less effective the spell is. After about 10-15 feet is when the spell begins to become weaker.

Eldritch Blast

Ysran Sends out a large black orb that, on impact, is like being bit by a bowling ball, and bursts on impact. Though it's not a very big burst.

Bio: Ysran was born to a businessman and woman who owned a Harbor. Stormreach harbor, to be exact. He had a sister, named Lilliana, who was born shortly before him. Ysran was given the best education money could buy. Ysran had a very luxurious childhood, and was studying business so that he could work in the business. However, on his 19th year, his parents were murdered by a rival company. However, not all was lost. The two siblings, with the help of a family friend, managed to continue the business. However, Ysran quickly realised that owning a successful Harbor wasn't all it was cracked up to be. He wanted something... more. He left the business to his sister and family friend, and travelled the world looking for his true calling. After a while, he joined an expedition group to explore ancient ruins. Whilst inside, Ysran would uncover an ancient Eldritch artifact. Ysran would gain sudden insight and knowledge into the occult. His mind would be flooded with a secret language known only to the ancients, and how to cast spells related to them. Since then, Ysran has continued to look for more knowledge and secrets in any matter. Artifacts, tomes, hieroglyphs, you name it.

Reason for jumping aboard the adventure train: Money is always useful, and a powerful wizard like that is bound to have some sort of magical artifact for the taking.

Or

Brawn

Name: Lance D'Phiarlin

Social class: Middle. Lance has a job with steady income as a carpenter. He makes ends meet, and still has a little left over to save.

Race: Elf. Again.

Age: 36

Appearance:
Lance wears a tunic most days, however, he does still have his old equipment, and it still fits. Lance is built like a tank. Standing above everyone at 6'6, and rippling muscles all over, he has quite the intimidating presence.

Personality: Despite being larger than life, Lance tries to be a gentle giant. He tries to see the good in others, and Hopes others will do the same. However, Lance can break out his old fighting spirit and be a ferocious warrior should the need arise.

Magic level: Lance doesn't know any magic, and isn't really interested in it.

Equipment:Lance still holds his equipment from his days as a soldier. This includes but is not limited to: A suit of full scalemail, a longsword, a spear, a steel shield, steel gauntlets, and boots.

Bio: Lance was practically born into the military by a pair of soldiers, and was raised as a soldier. Being born with a sword in your hand has its benefits, and Lance learned how to use a weapon very quickly. He learned, discipline, fighting techniques, and battle tactics. He spent 30 years of his life fighting and conquering enemies, before being honorably discharged. Finding a home in a city surrounded by plant life, Lance looked for a job. Adjusting to civilian life was very difficult for Lance. He was not used to social interactions, and was not used to having such a flexible schedule. He felt lost without a structured day, or recieving orders. He found a job as a carpenter, and was very good at it, and stuck with it for the next 6 years. He felt at home. A structured day, someone to give orders to him, and he knew he was making a difference. He was happy.

Reason for jumping aboard the adventure train: He wants to protect the city, and it's in his blood to fight.

Maa’jhick - Fantasy Medieval RP

Whoops, wrong thread.