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2 yrs ago
Current Ethical? No. Illegal? Also no.
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2 yrs ago
Some people need to make a hard choice when deciding which two karaoke streams they want to listen to. I have no such weakness: I have two ears for a reason.
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3 yrs ago
The hard part about trying to play some politically savvy mastermind is the assumption that the world operates off real world politics and not your DM’s politics.
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4 yrs ago
Don't put too much stock in prophesies. At best they're full of shit, but more often than not they're one of those self-fullilling kinds. Plan for what happens afterwards instead.
4 yrs ago
A character isn't deep or compelling just because you let them get hurt a lot, are always depressed, or do morally questionable things.
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If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.

I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.

As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.

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A lot of things happened during the one moment Donnel dropped his guard. He felt a dull thud hit his back. But that thud soon turned into a sharp, searing pain as he felt the pitchfork go a few inches into his back. Three of the point pierced through his scale mail, with the fourth fork cutting his underarm. Donnel grit his teeth and was ready to retaliate when Dravos sprang into action. By the time Donnel turned to cleave the vampire's head off, it was already rolling on the floor, and Donnel only succeeded in chopping down a headless corpse. He didn't seem to notice the lack of a pitchfork in his back as he did so, mainly thanks to Dravos yanking it out of his body before running off to kill another vampire. Again, by the time Donnel turned to see where he had went, Dravos had returned with a small severed head. Donnel didn't remember seeing a kid around here. Unfortunately, Dravos did.

He seemed awfully angry at the girl that Donnel had dragged along, and admittedly it was probably a bad idea to make her come to this bloodbath. Still, someone to pick clean the bodies he supposed. A loud, screeching noise echoed throughout the cave, and Donnel took that as a sign that there was more fighting to be had. He took a step and winced in pain; while the wounds he took weren't lethal, they hurt like hell and he was pretty sure that pitchfork wasn't cleaned. "I'm going to need to see a doctor when this is over..." He muttered as Dravos spoke about heading forward, warning Donnel to do his job. The bandit smirked and gave the hunter a thumb's up. "Right you are boss. I'll get with ya in just a moment." Trying his best to ignore his injuries, he went to look at the girl who was no doubt shocked and horrified at the brutality before her. A normal man may have taken pity on the urchin for having to witness such a horrible thing, including seeing a severed head of a child, but Donnel had no such sympathy. To him, this was life. And chances are this may have been this girl's fate if someone of more monstrous essence had taken pity on her.

"Heh. Don't take it too personally. He's all business. Still he ain't entirely wrong. Make yourself useful. Even if you can't fight, you can grab whatever coin and valuables these creatures had. Weapons, purses, jewelry, anything that catches your eye. Bring it back to me. And don't think you can run off with the loot. We found these vampires easily enough, finding you won't be an issue. But honest work gets you honest pay. Do what I tell you and you'll get your share too, kid." Donnel let out a sinister chuckle as he turned to head downstairs. With a groan he tried to muscle through his injury. He was still combat able, though he should be careful not to let anything else stab him in the back. It wasn't good for his health.

Donnel made his way down to area 6, where the Captain was already fighting off a whole horde of vampires. Not his usual preference for battle, but Donnel supposed that he ought to make up for his shoddy conformance from last time. Charging into the room Donnel hurled a hook onto a vampire who just got an arrow into his eye. His hook wrapped around the poor sod's neck and yanked him over to Donnel's shield. This time he made sure to finish the job and used the hook to tear off the vampire's head. Even without a silver blade, most creatures die to decapitation. But that was just one out of many, and one vampire in particular looked meaner than the rest. Swiping the blood off his hook Donnel smirked and walked towards the horde. He took note of the big guy with an axe. It was bigger and more impressive than Donnel's. Of course that wouldn't be an issue once he took it for himself.

"Nice axe. Shame that you won't be buried with it once I pry it out of your cold, deader hands."
Oh shit you’re right. Looks like my post never made it through. This is what I get for writing mobile...

I’ll have a post up tomorrow at least.
@ScorpionFlower

You can post since I posted last, though if you’re waiting for me I’ll have something up tomorrow.
Screw off you beta fucks, I shall have all the Waifus!
Orchid is confused and somewhat concerned at the presence of armed guards, though he won't resist. He'll mostly just snarl at anyone who tries to draw a weapon on him.
@Hekazu

Rodger dodger! I got a 6!
Orchid grunted as he drank more booze, feeling a bit lightheaded. ”Bleh. Good sword maker no make sword with rock and fire. Good warrior no be great warrior with boring sword.” orchid aid in his typical slurred and unsophisticated wisdom. It just made sense to him while Skill is paramount to become a strong warrior, poor equipment won’t allow him to draw out his full potential. Either the old merc didn’t understand Orchid’s thoughts or he knew something the half-Orc didn’t. Highly possible it was both.

Soon another stranger came over. Orchid vaguely recognized him as the hooded stranger who had been hanging out with them when they brought Brannor in. He wanted to know how they got him, and Orchid was much too eager to tell his tale. ”Hah! Prisoner! We fight prisoner in forest! Orchid and friends go into forest, do work. Find him! Big sword, big warrior. We outnumber. We attack! Kobolds cowards, run after one dies. Man strong, kill others. Me and bear man fight him after others die, he go down easy. One slash! Hah! Took sword.” Orchid drew out Branno/ Greatsword, holding it firm in his hands. He flourished the blade and swung it through the air recklessly.

”Was gunna take head as trophy. But boss lady says take prisoner, so we take prisoner. Boss lady says we get more shinies with prisoner. Orchid don’t care for shines unless shiny sword!”
Rodger Dodger~
I can get a Post up today.
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