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Dungeons and Derps - The D&D Experience

@The Harbinger of Ferocity

The only puzzles I hate are Sudoku ones. Why do I hate them? Mass Effect Andromeda. Some of those just got ridiculous. If not for guides, I legitimately could not have finished the game.

Dungeons and Derps - The D&D Experience

I have a boo boo

Walking through a town without any shoes on, my Wizard happens to walk over some scrap wood laying on the floor due to nearby construction. I got a splinter. Now, like any rational human being, I convinced the party to take over the town. Somehow, we succeeded, executing all the workers associated with that project. We renamed the town "Butt Fuckistan"

And yes, that is indeed some good advice
When I do puzzles, I prefer to sprinkle seemingly unimportant information through the area

"Huh, that's a neat sculpture"

*two hours later*

"Hey, something needs to sit on this pedestal"

Simple puzzles are the best puzzles as they don't screw with pacing too much

Dungeons and Derps - The D&D Experience

@The Harbinger of Ferocity

The DM just decided to assume we're all retarded and to not bring cute animals into the mix XD

Dungeons and Derps - The D&D Experience

I don't deserve this

DM: Why are you all so fucking stupid

Context - Group began fighting to the death over a Hamster that entered the inn room. We were trying to kill each other just so we could be the first to pet the Hamster and give it love and affection

Game had to be restarted since we were only 30mins into the campaign and we all died XD

The Plot Thickens - Freaks Needed (18+, Mature, MxF/All of the Wot)

Bumps 4 days

Trapped MMO RP - Freaks Needed (18+, Mature, MxF, All of the Wot)(can double)

Warning: No fade to black. Includes NSFW between characters, potentially torture depending on rp.
PS - I can do pure naughty bits if a story doesn't interest you.

Places I can rp: PM's here, Discord, Google docs (not liked, but can do them)

Heads Up: All my characters are essentially Argonians, I almost never play a Human unless the other player is Non-Human

Basic Plot starters

• Player and NPC travel together, NPC doing their best to help the player get home
• Two Players trapped in an MMO together, work to find their way out
• NPC's dealing with the emergence of players becoming active in their world
• Any other idea you wish

Pairings

Player x Player
Player x NPC
NPC x NPC
Family Player pairings (Eg, Brother x Sister)
Player x Monster NPC (Vampire, Werewolf, Lizardman, etc)
Dragon NPC x Player
Anything else I didn't think of

The Plot Thickens - Freaks Needed (18+, Mature, MxF/All of the Wot)

Eggs are yoom yoom

The Plot Thickens - Freaks Needed (18+, Mature, MxF/All of the Wot)

Another bump

Digimon RP - Crossovers Accepted (18+, Mature, MxF, All of the Wot)(can double)

Egg based bump

Gleipnir - The Manga - Freaks Needed (18+, Mature, MxF, All of the Wot)

Started reading the Gleipnir manga, i'm a weirdo so figured I'd give an rp of this a shot. I got from Chapter 1 to 13 already, and will probably have finished reading the current volumes by the time someone actually PM's me for this.

Doesn't need to be the manga series itself, can also be based on the concept alone. Special coins, traded to a powerful being for what is essentially 'powers', or alterations. Eg, you can become Goku with a few coins, etc.

As an example, the main character is transformed into this