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Recent Statuses

6 mos ago
Current If we’re going to keep leaning into this whole Second Gilded Age thing, can we please have some cool jobs from that era back? I want to be a train robber
8 mos ago
From flint knives to the flintlock gun/Humans leaped while Cthulhu dreamed/Atoms cracked in another breath/The old god woke at once and screamed
10 mos ago
Oh dear. I may be a bad person.
10 mos ago
Lean freedom is better than fat slavery.
1 like
10 mos ago
Oh hello crushing loneliness. What kept you?


Hello there.

I'm Ophidian, as you might have guessed, I have a certain fondness for snakes. I'm also interested in history (with middle eastern and mongolian histories being of particular interest to me) and anthropology. Aside from this, I tend to enjoy lovecraftian fiction, various genres of sci-fi, historical fiction and low fantasy with the occasional tidbit of high fantasy.

Ah yes, I'm gay. That may be pertinent. If this is an issue, I kindly direct you to the nearest den of starving lions. Or wolves. Whichever you prefer.

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Visitor Messages

PsyBlade 10 mos ago
Openly discussing Wendigos while camping in the woods, suicidal strategy guys.

There, fixed your status for you.
The Valkyrie 2 yrs ago
<3 Brains are dumb. Accepting help is hard. My most ardent well wishes that you can make it over your hurdles. And another <3
GeneralOrgana 2 yrs ago
Hey, we never got to talking further- I hope you're doing better!

Winter Star12 2 yrs ago
Your current status is too true
Mistiel 2 yrs ago
Crimmy 2 yrs ago
Are Basilisks snakes or chickens?
Uncertain Tea 2 yrs ago
Do not give up. Keep putting in those applications, keep calling back. You'll find work.
DeadDrop 2 yrs ago
op op op
ophidian style.
Jurassic Weeb 2 yrs ago
Thanks for that. My grandpa passed away earlier this year, but it's still pretty hard on my mom and me.
DeadDrop 2 yrs ago
Stop conquering the status bar... before I conquer you.
DeadDrop 2 yrs ago
The cat.
DeadDrop 2 yrs ago
Do you rp anymore bro?
DeadDrop 2 yrs ago
In roleplay, there can't be mercy - or hesitation...
DeadDrop 2 yrs ago
I love twinks.
baranica 2 yrs ago
we don´t know each other but as a person working shitty job as well, I wish you sooo much to be free of your hell work! Good luck during your interview.
DeadDrop 3 yrs ago
Drama, I LOVE IT :3
Keplo 3 yrs ago
-Blows you


a kiss.- <3
Rain 3 yrs ago
You like a lot of my statuses lol.
Odin 3 yrs ago
i think i accidentally deleted you on steam
Gowi 3 yrs ago
Will be replying to your PM when I wake up. Was swamped on discord today.
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