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4 yrs ago
Current I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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5 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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6 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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6 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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Thinking of making either a lovably annoying monk, or a lovably annoying kind-of-bard type song magic user. Give or take the 'lovably' part, of course.
@Zoro
Hoping I can actually speed it up now that I have an actual computer to write on instead of a crappy broken phone. Just had to squish that initial post out to try and regain some momentum.
@DJAtomika
In all honesty, Jeremy wasn't entirely sure why he was still following David down the path. The mist was just getting worse, and he was beginning to feel tears welling up behind his eyes. Still, what else was he gonna do?! The new girl had up and vanished on them, and considering her apparent inability to realize this wasn't some high-budget prank, was probably off getting eaten by a demigorgon, because god damn it of course someone had to make the comparison! He was surprised none of the others had already made it!

And yet he still followed, because apparently he was just a bloody masochist.

Also because he was scared to walk back through the mist by himself.

And then he froze, almost thinking he heard voices for a second, but quickly dismissed the thought. Not because it was crazy, but because if it was real, he'd probably immediately go insane from terror. He managed to calm himself down for a second, before hearing something that sounded distinctly like 'bones to the lake', and barely managed to stifle a shriek with his hand. Thankfully though, he did, and he decided it was about time to put some of those breathing exercises his old sensei had taught him to calm himself down.

After a few moments of this, he finally let out a deep sigh, visibly relaxing, and opened his eyes.

Only to see antlers rising from the bushes to their left, accompanied by the glints of reflective eyes and blades.

Freezing in place, it was all he could do to flail his arm around to the side, before finally making contact with David's shoulder and rapidly slap it lightly, hoping he was actually succeeding in drawing the photographers attention as he stared at...

Well, he supposed he was probably staring at their deaths.
@EchoicChamber@CommisarJhon

By the time Nick caught up to the blur, who had thankfully slowed down enough to let it happen, he was gasping like a man who'd nearly drowned. After a few moments of trying to catch his breath, he managed to pry his fingers off the edge of the sword and coast alongside the boy, rolling over to lie on his back.

"Hhhiaargh." He tried to say, only to discover another of the downsides to trying to talk to someone at incredibly high speeds, really really bad dry mouth. He decided to keep his mouth shut for a few seconds, letting whatever made saliva try to reawaken themselves from the dead, before eventually trying again. "Hi... Names Nick... Friendly... Help out... Going where? Sorry, throat hurts... More talk later..."

He wasn't sure that explained what he was thinking all too well, but talking at that point kind of felt like coughing up ground glass, so it was going to have to do.

As they got closer to the cliff house, he saw a figure waiting for them, and decided to roll back onto his stomach to see them better. After a few minutes, he was able to make out a few of the woman's features, and his stomach did a weird flip-flop thing as he realised that he was pretty sure he recognized her from somewhere. Unfortunately, he couldn't quite remember if the circumstances of their meeting had been friendly or... less so...

Which is why he decided to take the safe bet and wave to her, which many would probably call the exact opposite of the safe option, but he preferred to make friends over enemies.

"Haar-... H-... Hiiii..." He finally managed to force out. "'ve we met b'fore?"
@Danvers
I'm ok with it too. My character Nick is hanging out with Revan at the moment. They're pretty much best friends, so... you know... don't try to tear them apart please. No home wreckers allowed.
@CommisarJhon

Nick hadn't been expecting all that much craziness by that point in the day. He'd pretty much just made it to the town about an hour ago, and was currently getting all the fun exploring out of the way before getting to work and solving any problems the townspeople could think of. By all accounts, this should be the rest period, where he could just enjoy himself without having to get involved in anything too weird.

So maybe it was natural that he was nearly obliterated by a green blur that blasted past him at a speed so ridiculous that he couldn't even make out what it really was. Hell, just the dust the... thing... left in it's wake nearly blew him over. For a moment, he could only sit there, stunned and not entirely sure what had just happened.

And then he turned his head to look at the rapidly shrinking green blur fading into the distance, the moment passed, and he jumped onto a hastily summoned spear to zoom off after the crazy anomaly.

Unfortunately, he hadn't fully comprehended just how fast it had been moving when he started it, and by the time he managed to actually catch up with the bloody thing, he was sweating so hard that he could barely cling to the spear without needing to hastily shimmy back up every few seconds, thanks to the wind pressure doing it's absolute best to send him sliding off the back to... well, probably his death, now that he thought of it.

Maybe this wasn't his best idea...

Still, he could at least see the person, and yes, it was actually a person behind the whole thing, and with all the effort he'd put into this, he didn't really want to give up now. And so, steeling his resolve, he decided to try and ask the guy what he was doing.

"HEBRRIIBBREBBABRRBEBBEBI!!!"

Ok, note to self, extreme wind pressure isn't really conductive to a productive conversation. Time for plan B, sign language. Nodding to himself, he removed a hand from the flying spear to start making some universally understood signs.

And was immediately peeled off the polearm by g-force alone, flying backwards with an ear-piercing shriek. Well, he guessed it was technically still forwards, but whatever. The physics of the situation wasn't the most important part at the moment.

Before he could shatter every bone in his body on contact with the ground, he materialized a new weapon beneath him. However, this one was a lot better for this kind of thing... Well, it kind of was. It was essentially a giant sword, with a blade so wide that it bore a remarkable resemblance to a surfboard from the old world, at least in terms of dimension. However, the edges of the blade itself were so ridiculously blunt that, even with the speed they were moving, it didn't instantly slice through his fingers like butter. It was almost like the weapon was made specifically for this task.

Once he had managed to resume desperately clinging to the sword, he gave up on communication for the moment and decided to look for any hints as to there they might be heading. It was then that he finally noticed the cliffs looming in the distance, and if he looked especially carefully, he thought he could see some kind of small structure built into the side.

Well, even if that wasn't the blurs destination, surely once they made it there he'd at least be able to get the story. Once he managed that, things'd probably be all fine and dandy, right?

Right?
In Rengoku 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Burger
Yeah, I did notice that... Think I might just sit this one out for now, and then if anyone who makes it in decides to drop out, let me know so I can fly in and steal it out from under 'em before they can change their mind!
<Snipped quote by ES>

we love a good bicycle accident to kick start some character interaction


It's pretty much just a character trait now. If someone owns a bike, they're gonna crash into Ren with it. No way around it.

Oops, accidental fat joke.
In Rengoku 6 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
It's not too late to join in on this is it? Because I saw someone say this is for weebs, and I remember someone called me that on the train a little while ago, and I don't know what it means, but I sure am curious to find out!



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