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2 days ago
Current I would collapse someone’s fucking jaw if they spit on my floor and so much as thought about even asking me to clean it up like what the actual dog-fuck
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2 days ago
So, apparently 3,248 songs is where I draw the line and start organizing my music into legitimate playlists. :D
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3 days ago
I"m not intentionally depriving myself or anything; I just wake up after 4 hours and am generally disinterested in food until my stomach growls so I'm just leaning into it and taking the free W.
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3 days ago
So, like, how long do y'all think I can keep up this 'one meal a day/4 hours of sleep a night' pace? Because like gaht damn I am so much more productive this way.
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3 days ago
Damn, Blaze, learn to build a birdhouse or something, man. You need a hobby besides this shitheap, obviously lmaooo
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Well, honeybuns, go ahead and start learning how to hustle across a parking lot away from the crackhead eyeing you across the way, because that's gonna be your #1 skill-tree anywhere south of the Mason-Dixon, m'kay?
I think the media should stop covering politics and switch to 24/7 live feed-cams of Florida.


I mean, what is D.C. but the Florida of the eastern seaboard?

Seriously, have you ever been there? It's awful, and I say that hailing from fucking Georgia.


So, if this is my character, can my special attack be just flinging liquid LSD on the Eldritch horrors and make them see themselves orrr...?

OR

Instead of a healer... it's just this guy with MORE AMPHETAMINESSS

I wonder if Florida walmarts are like the boss level of florida


...okay, the kid might be on to something for once here


Throw in some People of Walmart for s p i c e


Cthulu is always the answer


Okay, I *might* like the Old Gods v. FL Man even better than my own idea...
Random metal bullshit G O *best Moon Knight pose*







There's gotta be at least one of you who also likes obscure metal, c'mon...
No body:

Not one single soul:

My brain, all day:
RUUUUUUN, CAROLINEEE, THE SOUTH OF FRANCE IS NICE


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