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Alex groaned as he slumped against a cafeteria table, tapping at his nonfunctional phone. He knew it had battery left, so there was no reason for it to not work. Cell towers were probably down because of the storm, but that didn't explain why it wouldn't even turn on.

"That doesn't even make sense," He grumbled as he dropped the device on the table and buried his face in his arms.

'This isn't a natural storm,' The gruff voice of his spirit 'companion' rumbled through his mind ominously, as if sensing his frustration.

Alex lifted his head back up and adjusted his skewed glasses to look around. Nope, no one watching; he'd be free to whisper back at The Ram without looking like a crazy person talking to himself. Small victories.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

'Trouble. Go to that room you use to relieve yourself and make sure you aren't followed.'

"The bathroom? Why?"

'Is my order interrupting the riveting conversation you were having? By all means then, continue.'

Alex merely groaned again. He was sitting alone at the moment, with his last social interaction having been a few shallow comments about the weather and the crappy lunch conditions exchanged with the students a few seats away. That was a solid five minutes ago. Spirits were mean.

He rose from his seat, pocketing his phone before he made his way out of the cafeteria. The bathroom nearby would no doubt be occupied, so Alex detoured to one slightly farther away to meet The Ram's privacy request. When he arrived, Alex pushed the door open and crouched down, peeking under the stalls for any sign of occupancy.

"Okay, we're clear. What's up?" He asked at a normal volume now as he rose back to his feet and paced nervously.

'There will be an attack soon, if there hasn't been one already. This veritable buffet of fresh young souls huddled so tightly together is bound to attract whatever is causing this storm eventually,' The Ram explained in a calm monotone, 'This lockdown is troublesome but not insurmountable. Once you transform you should be able to exit the building without any witnesses.'

"Attack?! Th-this is one of your kind, isn't it? If it's coming here, shouldn't we stay inside? People could get hurt!" Alex found himself on edge every time The Ram made cryptic predictions of spirits popping up and causing mayhem - and it liked to make them a lot - but even the amount of forewarning he'd been given didn't dull the sudden panic he was feeling.

'Precisely why I want to take a proactive approach. We're at a disadvantage if we're fighting in the presence of the cattle; you'll be too busy whining about collateral damage to listen to my direction.' It responded pointedly. Alex reasoned The Ram must be feeling tense; it wasn't usually this insulting to him. Of course, that only worsened his panic as he realized that even the terrifying death ghost living in his head had misgivings about the situation. He felt a little lightheaded, and he couldn't determine if it was shock or hyperventilation causing it. Good thing no one was around to see.

Alex almost had his breathing under control when the muffled sound of shattering glass and screaming echoed through the halls outside. "Wha-what- what was that?!"

'Your cue. You're a predator now, act like it.'

That's right; The Ram was powerful. He was powerful. He had nothing to worry about. Alex shoved a shaky hand down his collar to pull out the ram's head medallion that he kept nestled under his shirt and gripped it in a tightly balled fist. Hyphoid tendrils sprouted from between his fingers, criss-crossing into a grotesque web around his hand. The biomass then expanded into what looked like a reddish slime mold that tingled on his skin as it rapidly spread to engulf Alex's entire body. The Ram always assured him he didn't need to hold his breath for this part, but the simple thought of any of that getting in his mouth was enough to make him gag. The muculent film writhed against his flesh for only a second or two, but he spent the whole time dealing with cold shivers and tight-feeling muscles, and there was always a throbbing soreness behind his eyes. But, it was worth it when his cocoon finally flaked off into dust. He felt good. Energized. Powerful.

Alex had, admittedly, never gotten a good look at himself when he transformed before. The Ram had instructed him to venture out into some isolated corner of the woods and get used to the form before, but Alex was always back to normal before he got home. In the bathroom mirror, the person staring back at him was decidedly not Alex Kozlov. He saw the resemblance behind the dumb costume, sure, but the guy in the mirror was bigger and, more importantly, didn't have a trace of hair dye on him.

'Stop gawking, no one will recognize you.'

"Huh? Uh, yes, my Lord!" Alex meekly yelped before barreling through the bathroom door. The hallway was unoccupied but there were sounds of quickly approaching footsteps; he needed to hurry before the panicking crowd arrived. They were clearly fleeing from something, which means he needed to flank back around to kill it. Assuming he could kill it. A needling flare of impatience shot through his head at the thought, indicating The Ram's displeasure at Alex's hesitation. Never one to disappoint when he could help it, Alex promptly bolted for the nearest exit.




Max glanced back and forth between Eris and the princess as they spoke, the barest snort of amusement escaping his nose. He had to give the leech credit, Eris was a genius for this. It was already in his best interest to keep the situation hush-hush for his own reputation, but he was also working Ryner into owing him a favor. Flower Boy, on the other hand, looked like he was shitting himself. Understandable, as anyone in this room would likely throw him under the bus if it would salvage the situation. Serves him right for that stunt he pulled with the kiss.

He turned his attention to the door as the knock came. Apparently this inviolable sanctum was still prone to being violated. Hopefully that was one of her loyalists and he wouldn't end up in deeper shit. Quite frankly, he just wanted to go home.

Max leaned down near Eris' ear, lowering his voice as he played the part of an attending servant. "So if shit goes down, what's the plan?" If Ryner really was intent on keeping them safe, he doubted anyone would have the balls or the authority to mess with them, but ending up a pawn in the middle of the royal family's squabbles would be a pain in the ass.


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Max followed along dutifully after the detective, not that he had much choice. The administrative building wasn't his guess on where they'd be taken, but he supposed it was reasonable that the campus police was based there instead of in a separate building. The loudspeaker announcements were more subtle than he was expecting, though anyone with half a brain would know something more was amiss. Or, at least the leeches with half a brain would; it seemed like good little Noila subjects would believe anything thrown at them by their vampiric overlords.

When they reached the princess' office, Max barely suppressed a sharp exhale from his nose. Just seeing her stupid face pissed him off. He already didn't like this detective for wasting his time, but he hated the Noilas. There was a vibration in his sleeve from the hidden fork subconsciously raring to attack, and Max quickly clasped his other hand over it as he pretended to scratch an itch on his arm.

What did this royal bitch want with them anyway? They didn't do anything wrong but she was eyeing them down like she was planning their execution anyway. At this point, he didn't even care if his stupid cat mask covered up the fact that he was glaring back at her or not. She was the bane of his - no, humanity's existance. She was the reason he ended up at this asinine academy under a self-important celebrity instead of being assigned to some idle clerical task under some incompetent leech. She was a figurehead for the regime that keeps all of humanity cowering like weaklings. She was an enemy. She was... was... being surprisingly pleasant?

No, clearly just an act. Ryner, like all bloodsuckers, was a two-faced creature that cowers from honesty in the same way it does the sun. She could butter them up with offers of drinks and doctored historical propaganda all she wanted; he wasn't falling for it. He just needed to calm down and analyze the situation. What did she have to gain? That detective mentioned her sister. Animosity in the royal court? Typical for vampires, but what did that have to do with them?

Max opted not to sit, not wanting to give Ryner the infinitesimally small honor of accepting her fake hospitality. He just hovered next to Eris, quietly seething while he figured out the best way to get rid of the fork he stole earlier. There was also a good chance she noticed he was angry by now, so he'd need to offer an explanation before he was outright asked.

"Your Highness, can I ask what we're being held for? That detective clearly knew we're not involved, and you seem a bit nonchalant to be believing we're murderers." He tried to keep his tone cool, but there was an edge to it that he couldn't conceal despite his best efforts. Either way, that worked to his favor; he could look like he was mad about being wrongly detained rather than fantacizing about regicide.


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Well, Max's night was certainly going splendidly. The detective seemed competent enough to realize they weren't involved, so the entire process of dragging them down to the station was likely for show. Teach them a lesson for daring to try to help or something. That, or everyone who joins the Noila police force gets off to harrassing innocent bystanders. Probably both. Arrogant puppets, all of them. They hadn't even confiscated their foci. Max could have a fork twirling this leech's eye around in the socket like a bite of spaghetti right now if he really wanted to, and she expected him to believe that there was genuine suspicion that they were murderers?

"What--Hey, now, easy on the merchandise, this suit is vicuña!"

"Give it a rest, Eris, it's your fault for poking at the body." Max grumbled as he was shoved into the vehicle alongside the other two. He didn't have the patience to put on an act right now, so if Detective What's-Her-Fuck wanted to play the no-nonsense game, that was what Max was going to give her.

He turned his gaze to look out the window apathetically as they drove, not deigning to plead his case when he hadn't done anything wrong. Eris covered the million-dollar question anyway, the only thing Max had to add were a few pointless denigrations that Eris only brought up subtextually.


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This guy was a fucking moron. Max hoped he wouldn't have to follow this clown back to the station for more questioning or anything asinine like that. How hard was it to sneak an anonymous letter to Ryner? He had a few choice words on how much of a joke her police force was.

"That'd be me," Max raised his hand to make a point, "I was going for a walk and smelled something weird so I went to take a look." Not a complete lie, but it wasn't like how he ended up back there was any of this guard's business. "She was like this when I arrived, but there was a glowing rune on one of her hand and she was holding this," He fished the bit of cloth out of his jacket pocket and presented it to the guard, "I went to find Eris and when I came back she'd dropped it and the rune was gone."

There were sirens going off already, which meant the murderer was probably tipped off that someone had found their handiwork. The situation could go any number of ways from there, but Max really didn't want to stick around and find out. If the culprit actually was suicidal, there's no reason they might not just turn to wholesale slaughter in the ballroom to have as much fun as they can before they're inevitably killed. It'd save them from a potentially more painful punishment after a trial, after all. On the other hand, if the murderer had some political connection to get away with it, having his name associated with the crime might just paint a fat target on his head.

Now he'd have to start talking to Eris about buying weaponry and self-defense and he'd probably get thrown into more stupid swordplay classes. Hopefully with a teacher that was less of a hack than the Retriever. That, or start finding creative ways to hide forks on his person; the one up his sleeve was getting annoying.


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That son of a bitch.

He'd kill him. He'd rip him apart right here and blame it on the leech. Someone needed to tell Salem there was a difference between convincing acting and sucking on his face like some brain-eating alien from a crappy sci-fi movie. The fork up Max's sleeve trembled in anticipation but didn't make its presence known quite yet. Salem might've been going overboard but he was putting on a convincing show for the crowd. If he could handle Eris putting his mouth on his crotch, he could handle this. And, technically, Max did ask for it.

Max kept his teeth clenched and his lips pursed in case the other mage got any ideas about tongue, but otherwise played his part dutifully. He hesitantly wrapped his arms around Salem as he was pressed into the wall and tilted his head upward as the kissing started moving downward. Max was partially afraid Salem might notice his pulse racing and take it as an indicator of arousal instead of rage.

"Are they leaving?"

"Enjoying yourself, you fuck?" He grumbled in response, ignoring the question at first. He had a string of invectives he felt he needed to get out before he returned to the business at hand, but with some stragglers still around, he didn't think he could get away with yelling. Seriously, did these literal cuckolds have nothing better to do?

"No, they're just doing a bad job of pretending not to stare. Fucking pervs."

Max closed his eyes to spare himself the embarrassment of watching a bunch of tools gawk at him - and worse, watching Salem suck a fresh mark onto his neck like a starving vampire - playing it off as another outward indicator of enjoyment. Fortunately, the weight pressing up against him was yanked away shortly after. Not that he was complaining, but he really would've liked the satisfaction of shoving Flower Boy on his ass himself. When he opened his eyes, he was greeted with some idiot guard and - oh, wonderful, Eris saw that whole romantic display.

“Name and year, both of you. Which one of you is Mr. Samuel’s par… What is that smell?”

"Probably the body, genius," Max responded after wiping his lips with the back of his hand, "Isn't that why you're here?" In any other scenario, he would've been revelling in the smug knowledge that he was right and the security around here was full of inept morons. Either that or Eris dropped the ball and didn't tell this guy anything, which Max doubted. The leech seemed eager to wipe his hands of the whole situation as soon as possible.


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