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Current Can someone please lower Life's difficulty setting?
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Pizza is a main course, but is also a pie. Therefore, I can eat pizza as my meal and have another pizza as my dessert.
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When I need a left sock, there is none. When I don't need one, there is a surplus. I think the world is toying with me.
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Sunny days are meant to be spent in a dark room surfing the net and watching series in netflix.
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Eating a stick of butter is not as fun as it sounds to be.
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I am Searat
Half sea, Half rat, All Aqueous Rodent.

My role playing career is something i consider as a hobby of some sort but as to how long i have been role playing, I would say that i have three to four years under my belt. (Though most of the times I was role playing, they were nothing as serious as this and were more of a means to relieve stress with my friends or test out ideas that came to mind with them.)

As for my preferences to genres of role play, I would have no biases nor specific preferences to any genre and would be able to adapt to the genre as best I can when placed into it.

Some of my hobbies consist of: playing games, surfing the web, walking, bowling, darts, and cooking. I sometimes write and draw things but not as much to consider it to be a serious hobby.

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They were separated.

And the other half was with some mysterious stranger that made Oscar's hair stand on end.

Worst of all, Katya was with them!

The thought caused the usually jolly ranger to frown and knit his eyebrows tightly as he let out an exasperated and irritated breath while helping the others set up the tents and whatnot for the camp. This whole situation was practically gushing out bad vibes to the ranger. Like a spring-loaded trap just waiting for some unsuspecting schmuck to trigger it and blow up in their face. He should have done something earlier, but regrets only happen in the end. He couldn't do anything about it now. "Stupid. Stupid. Stupid." Oscar muttered to himself as the mist practically gave him zero visibility farther than five meters. This was the kind of environment where ambushes and surprise attacks would be perfect. He was sure of it; he would do the same if enemies camped in this kind of place after all. Oscar paced around the camp perimeter to collect both his thoughts and some sticks for kindling. While he collected sticks and his thoughts to rationalize an outcome where they don't get killed when they are most vulnerable by the stranger. An intrusive thought shot through his mind. A visceral image of their bodies scattered on snow stained crimson, each mangled beyond recognition and in the process of freezing solid. The mysterious figure standing before the gruesome scene, grinning ear to ear as it cackles demonically as it revels at the sight. All their efforts and hardships; all for nothing just cause they got caught when they least expected it.

THUNK!

The ranger slammed his balled fist onto a pine tree he was gathering at, a fierce hate ridden scowl replacing the frown on his face.

...that disappeared just as quickly as it appeared as a clump of snow fell atop his bare head. Apparently, the force from the sudden and powerful strike was enough to jostle the tree and cause what little snow that accumulated on the higher branches to fall down; as if nature herself was telling the ranger to cool his head before he made any brash decisions. Slowly but surely, the man calmed himself and reassured himself that things would be alright if they played it safe. As the icy cold waters of melted snow dripped from the top of his head to the bottom of his chin, the calm and jovial demeanor returned. Now more relaxed, Oscar approaches the horses and lets them have their well-deserved rest. As was feeding the horses the hay and letting them eat clumps of snow to rehydrate, the Knightess appeared suddenly from the mist. "Done already, Ettamri? Rather quick." He comments to her offhandedly as he piles the hay and snow for the horses to eat before trying to fulfill the large woman's request of a campfire.




Oscar stood vigilant atop the carriage.

Not letting the silhouette of their unknown visitor out of his sight for even a second. As far as his knowledge went, this person was not completely saying the truth when claiming to be a 'mere pilgrim'. Especially considering that going alone this far outside of the walled city was a death sentence and that he seemed to be packing light for a someone journeying this far. Not even the craziest of rangers would be willing to go off alone in this kind of weather or conditions. This encounter was giving strong off vibes to the ranger. It seemed that the Fiend Knight and Wizard had similar feelings as they kept on guard, even after Ettamri signed to them that things would be fine.

He had to disobey an order from their party leader. He chose to keep his stance atop the driver's seat and keep overwatch over the figure in the distance. "For once, I agree with you. Something isn't right..." Oscar whispered to the huffy fiend knight.

This is my 1000th post and I'm spending it on a topic in the Spam Forum.
A post well spent, I say.
The former Imperial Guard Sargeant had worn his best attire for the meeting with the Rogue Trader. He had woken up a number of hours earlier this day just to prepare his parade uniform and even used his fanciest and most expensive lubricant on his bionic arm. Goose looked at the dark blue blazer that proudly displayed the accolades he had earned in his years of service. A number of ribbons decorated the breasts of the coat including a handful of medals. The Eagle Ordinary, The Medallion Crimson, The Steel Aquila, and The Hellhound's Skull. All of which he held with great pride and honor. All but one. He carefully grabs and inspects the one medal he wished he never had. The Tripple Skull medal. A reminder that he was one of the last hellhounds of the 78th. He quickly shook off the thought and pinned it none the less on the blazer. This was the first and possibly the only time he would be able to make a good impression with the Rogue Trader as well as the others that the Rogue Trader had requested to meet.

After Goose had finally polished all of his medals and straightened his coat he decided that he looked and felt prepared for the meeting. That is until he saw the clock. He was lost in preparation that he failed to realize that he had only half an hour left to reach the suite. "Ah crap." and with that, the man dashed out of his quarters and into the halls of the space station. One would think that the muscular Gustave would be as agile as a Taurox APC. Well, one would be wrong. The well-dressed man navigated himself through the crowded passageways of the space station almost gracefully. Almost. One misplaced fruit peel sent him careening through a glass window of one of the numerous bars in the station. The patrons seated where Goose landed were not happy. Goose was even more so as his attire was now stained with various foodstuffs. Goose attempted to be the better man and apologize and pay for the damages, but a fist to the face threw that option out of the window just as quickly as Goose threw one of them out of one.


Thirty-two minutes and one partially destroyed bar later, Goose finally managed to reach the station in between the more wealthy parts of the station. The Arbites squad stationed there eyed up Goose suspiciously. For good reason, no doubt. Gustave's once pristine and clean attire was wrinkled, torn, and stained by both food, drink, and some splotches of blood in some areas. His face bore a few fresh cuts, bruises and scratches. But he still looked rather presentable...kind of. "Uhh...looking to go somewhere?" An Arbite said as he placed a gloved hand atop his shock maul cautiously. "Yes. To the Windsor Suite. I have a meeting with the Rogue Trader." the somewhat dishevelled man hands over his papers and key card. Even as they read through and confirmed the validity of the papers, they still eyed the man with distrust. Goose taking note of this, reassures them. "Ah, don't worry about the blood. It was from a little misunderstanding from earlier...It's not even mine." He chuckles as he glances around to look for a clock and sees that he is already three minutes or so late. Things were already going downhill and he wasn't even in the meeting area yet. The Arbites talk among themselves before finally one of them approaches Goose and returns his paperwork and keycard. "Your papers are in order. You may pass, but if you cause problems...Throne have mercy on you for we will not." Goose, seemingly not understanding the gravity of the threat, simply gives the Arbites a smile and a nod before heading off to find the Windsor Suite.

The difference between the districts was as clear as night and day. The drab and gloomy atmosphere was completely replaced with a bright and elegant one. The veteran guardsman was in complete awe and did his best to burn the sights he saw into his memory as this may be the first and last time he would be able to see this. Majority of the district's denizens looked at him in a mix of confusion and disgust. How could a person who looks and acts like him be even allowed a kilometer of the district? Much to their awe and disbelief when Goose approached the Windsor Suite and actually entered it. As he went past the doors, he did his best to make his attire a more presentable and tried to rub off the stains of the food, drink, and blood that stained his person. Safe to say that it did next to nothing, and likely just stained his attire to a further extent. Three people were already there but none of them looked like they matched the Rogue Trader title. So he assumed that they were the others that the Rogue Trader had requested to meet. Well time to make a good first impression with his colleagues.

Like the thousands of times before, Goose stood tall and gave them all a firm salute and introduces himself. "Sargeant Gustave Boucher of the 78th Bristonian Hellhounds! A pleasure to meet all of you!"




The ranger openly frowned at the sight of his party mates savenging their fellow Silver Moon soldiers. The act itself was necessary, Oscar knew full well that weapons and equipment would be better utilized by the living rather than the dead and may full well help save a life, but the act in itself did not sit well with him. He did not voice his discontent with the actions done, but simply walked back to the carriage and leaned upon its side while he awaited his companions to finish their grim task before they, once again, set off into the cold and unforgiving wilderness.

The small priestess was the first to return to the carriage, quiet and a sullen look on her face. One didn't need to be a psychologist to recognize that what transpired would have a lasting effect on the young girl. Oscar approaches her and takes a seat beside her. There was a few moments of silence shared between the two. But after thinking for a brief moment, the ranger decides to talk to the crestfallen priestess. Hoping, that in a way, he could relieve the burden that was never meant to be carried by a child. "You did a fine job back there, Katya. If I hadn't known better, I'd say you were an experienced priest." Oscar tried to smile but couldn't manage to even give a smirk; he knew it would come out forced. None of them were happy about this occurrence, most especially Katya considering her age and this being her first-ever adventure. "I...I know that you feel sad, but what you did for them? They're grateful for it." Oscar gestures to the ash, gently being blown away by the wind. "They're free now. They don't have to suffer anymore...and that's because of you, Katya. You helped them find rest. You helped them find peace." The thought garners a genuine smile from the ranger. "As expected from the bestest priestess the party has." Oscar hops off from his seat beside Katya and asks her to look at him in the eyes. "Katya, just remember. Things may seem hard now, but it gets easier." He echoed the words of his mentor when he just began training to become a ranger. "Everyday it gets a little easier, but you gotta believe that it gets easier everyday. That's the hard part." Oscar takes off his favorite wide-brimmed hat and sets it upon her head before giving her an award-winning grin. "But it does get easier."

And with that, the ranger returned to his position beside the priestess and regales her the tales of his adventures. Some when he went solo, some when he joined Renauld's old party, and others when he joined other parties...well...modified stories he found appropriate to share with the priestess where he left out the more tragic or gory parts of the story. This regaling lasted until they needed to go.


The whole trip was terrible. From what Oscar could surmise, everyone was having an absolutely horrid time. His arse felt every little pebble the snow-covered road had. And to make matters even worse, the carriage nearly lost a wheel when the load proved too great a burden for the ice they traversed. He could still feel his pulse race when he thought about it. The night was creeping in, and the frost slowly building up on his facial hair was signs that the temperature would soon be an issue if they don't find a place covered enough to camp again without risk of freezing to death.

This wasn't about the money anymore. This was simply trying to survive long enough to get back to the city alive. To make matters worse, something smelled terrible. Oscar thought that his party mates affected by the fecal matter flinging aboms had long washed themselves of the foul-smelling substance. It was so bad that even the frost accumulating on his facial hair started to melt. Wait. What? It was then the ranger was sent back to reality and soon realized that the stench was coming from a warm and misty place. It was the hot springs the knightess had mentioned! They were close, they could literally feel and smell it. Soon they could hear the bubbling sounds and felt the humidity dampening their hair. Katya had hopped off and ran towards the hot spring. It was refreshing to see that the little priestess had returned to her more jovial state.

Splash!

Then something entered the spring waters. The whole party froze in their tracks as they did not expect this to happen. This was supposed to be their break. But there was something or someone in the spring and they could not visually identify from this distance. The mist from the spring made it even more difficult to discern if this was a friend or a foe. Oscar let go of the reigns and slowly brought out his bow and nocked an arrow ready to be let loose to the silhouette. Katya was still a significant distance ahead of them when they had stopped. This will turn into a difficult situation if the mystery figure proved itself to be a threat. "Someone get Katya out of there." The ranger whispered to whoever could hear him. His eyes never leaving the silhouette and his body ready to shoot.

Edward Marsh




No matter where they went, no matter how hard they tried to avoid it, trouble seems to have a knack at finding the Rat Party. When they finally thought that they caught a break and found a place they can make camp, there comes these bandits that thought similarly that the barrow would be a perfect place for their camp. 'Goddamnit.' Ed thought to himself as he deliberately slowed his movements to lessen the chance of him getting detected by the three big-eyed lizard humanoids and activated [Muffle II] to make sure that his chances of being detected were as low as he could possibly make it. Though, unwelcomed, they did pique the former human's curiosity. He heightened his [Beast Sense II] to focus solely on his sight to help the rat-man see in the low light conditions and allow him to perform [Monster Analysis I] on each of the three and determine whether or not they would be able to dispatch them before they can call to the larger and better equipped humanoids if they needed to. Their things were, thankfully, well hidden at the back of the burial mound; one could even easily mistake it as just a nest or bedroll of some kind in the low light. But retrieving items from it would make too much noise and would alert the creatures of his presence rather easily. So, as of now, he slowly crept his way to the entrance of the burial mound.

Hoping to whatever god listened to him that he could perform this action without being detected by their unwanted guests.







The small one's comment garnered a significantly louder chuckle. Oscar then grabbed some fresh snow and washes away the blood and gore from his person before approaching the little priestess and gives her a couple gentle pats on her head and a warm smile to show appreciation for the humorous reply. "Don't worry about eating poop, Katya. I promise it doesn't have any. Just think of it as weird ham." The ranger then moved towards the driver's seat and took his position upon it. He then turns to their recently raised phalanx. "Argen, I know you're feeling better now, but you lost a substantial amount of blood earlier. I ain't forcing you to sit down and rest; I'm only suggesting that you take a little break for the time being." Oscar said with a concerned tone. Weather or not Argen acted on his suggestion, they would make their way to the site of the ransacked cart at a steady pace.




The fiend knight was the first to greet them as they and the cart managed to finally reach the site. His heart sank as he saw what the fiend knight held in one of his hands. It was a bundle of steel tags. The embers of hope was extinguished at the sight. It was made well aware that there were no survivors from this incident, and it was an undeniable fact. This was to be expected outside of the walls of the city. This was not some fairytale story where they get there in time and save them all and be big damned heroes. To make matters even worse than it already is, whatever or whoever did this to them was still out there. Oscar leaves the driver's seat and walks to the fiend knight and pats him on the shoulder and thanks him for collecting the tags. He wasn't sure what drove the fiend knight to collect the tags of the fallen, but he appreciated it none the less.

The tags were nameless, of course. Many soldiers considered placing one's name upon their tag to be a bad omen. Treating it similarly to writing one's last will and testament before going off to fight. Basically resigning themselves to death. His own tag rustling softly underneath his leather armor.

A constant reminder.

He then approached the bodies and inspected each before moving them aside for the priestess to bless and not be an obstacle for their cart. Who knows? Maybe Oscar and company would have recognized their faces, as they did not know their names. He saw the wounds and came to a similar conclusion as Siwon and Ettamri had. This was not an accident. News regarding party wipes were not uncommon in the walled city, but this was not just a wipe. It was a calculated and organized attack. Someone or something purposefully ambushed and killed the soldiers...but why?

If it were beasts, the motivation was to eat. But the grain or bodies would have been eaten to a degree and the horse had only certain parts cut off and eaten.

If it were bandits, the motivation was to get money and goods. But the equipment was left untouched and the goods were destroyed and not taken.

None of this situation made sense.

The ranger gently shook his head side to side as he finally lays the last body. "Katya, would you kindly give them their last rites?" They had little room in their cart and it was an unrealistic idea to bring their bodies back to the city. So at the very least, they could absolve them from the curse of undeath. It was the least they could do.





A few minutes into the butchering, the ranger knew that this was going to be quite a difficult task. He was used to butchering and skinning animals and the fact is these things were not animals. If anything they were more akin to twisted parodies of humans. None the less they may need more than a pounds of extra food considering that a large woman like Ettamri seemed to have just as big an appetite. And if they couldn't eat the meat, he had at least gained some experience in butchering a human-like body. Oscar paused as he realized that, they were fighting for humanity. Why would experience in cutting up and preparing a humanoid corpse be something to look forward to? He wasn't some kind of psycho killer that lives in the woods like in the movies in the old world...well he did live in the woods and he does kill for a living, but at least he is not a psycho. The knightess would then talk to him. "Understood, Ettamri. Watch each other's backs and make sure to keep safe." And with a quick wave he saw them off before going back to butchering the giant ape.

A particularly badly positioned cut from his kukri machete caused a small geyser of rapidly cooling blood to squirt onto his chest and face. The ranger barely reacted to it, for the little one's sake, but he internally sang a string curse words as the blood froze all too quickly on his person and would be a bitch to clean. "Quite the squirter aren't you?" Oscar playfully said with a hint of malice as he uses the back of his machete to tap the head of the unresponsive Abom corpse. Though after thirty minutes passed, he finally managed to finish up with the first. The meat and organs he deemed relatively safe to eat were kept in a bundle made from its skin. The organs he didn't deem safe to eat and the bones were set aside and left as an offering to Kur-Innus...if the god even accepted monster parts as offerings. Oscar then repeated the process again with the remaining Abom corpses, though with more and more difficulty as the bodies were getting more and more frozen as the minutes passed. But after an hour and a half had passed, Oscar had three bundles of edible[?] meat and three separate piles of offerings to his patron. While setting the meat atop the cart's cargo, he turns his head to talk to the priestess. "Yo, Katya. How'd you like the idea of having monkey butt steak for dinner tonight?" The ranger chuckled soon after as the idea in itself was a silly one.

Heh, monkey butt.


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