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That emptiness after finishing a long TV show you were really into sucks so much. What do you mean there's no more?
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I play video games to experience the impossible, like how in Fallout games you can feel "Well Rested" after a full night's sleep.
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No Mercy Wrestling Legends - The continuation of a long running wrestling career roleplay with @Shu. Fiona Chevalier tries to battle her way to the top of professional women's wrestling, making very few friends and a whole lot of enemies along the way.

Black Flags of the Abecean - An Elder Scrolls pirate roleplay GMed by @Shu. Brinlaith, a troubled Nord healer, attempts to survive the pirate-infested waters of the Abecean Sea alongside a group of strangers.



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Fiona had reacted much like the crowd, leaning forward in her seat, the sight of Tanya's Falcon Arrow finisher getting her to sit up straight, expecting the end of the match could soon follow. She had to give Abby credit, though. She looked and behaved like a spoiled little brat, but she had some toughness and grit to call on when things got rough, as they were now. Fiona wasn't sure she'd have managed to kick out after all the punishment Abby had taken, capped off by a finisher, but the Beatific just managed it, and kept the match going.

"Some frustration from Tanya there," Rhonda pointed out. "She really thought she had the win. She's gotta stay focused, Abby can and will take advantage of the slightest windows of opportunity."

All conversation between Fiona and Kendra had ceased by this point, as both were completely absorbed by the match, seemingly moments away from finding out Fiona's next opponent. It still seemed like it was going to be Tanya, barring a shocking reversal. If Abby had any cards to play, she wasn't going to have many more chances.
Both Abby and Tanya were putting on full display why Fiona wasn't looking forward to fighting either of them. Abby with her annoying mindgames, disrupting her opponent's focus, and Tanya with her straightforward brutality, which seemed to be getting the better of the Beatific. Her slams and suplexes took control of the match early, after Abby's antics had failed to secure her an advantage.

"Can't believe Abby got as many votes as she did," Fiona commented, maybe a little bitter. Abby was one of the higher seeded women in the tournament, which meant the current direction of the match was headed for an upset. It wasn't complete domination, with Abby making brief rallies that caught Tanya off guard. Tanya's approach seemed to have changed little; she often left herself open, relying on toughness and sheer will to absorb swings in momentum before hitting hard enough to take control back. So far, it was working.

Eventually Tanya slowed the pace of the fight by hauling Abby up her feet and then bending her to lock in an abdominal stretch. Fiona hadn't forgotten that one, as it was the submission hold that forced her to tap out the first time she fought Tanya. She wondered if she was about to watch Abby lose the match in the same way.
Tanya's military background came through in every way, from her gear to her entrance to her fighting style. She made her entrance amidst a heaping helping of pyrotechnics, making sure the crowd and the cameras got a perfect look at her muscled physique before she started heading towards the ring. Buff as she was, Tanya looked leaner than the last time Fiona fought her, leaner and quicker. No doubt still a power wrestler, it seemed like she was trying to balance her approach.

"Tanya's viewed as having just an outside shot at this title," Brent commented as she entered the ring, "but that's ridiculous, I mean just look at her! This woman is as hard as they come and she's poised to bludgeon her way straight to the final round. I don't think Abby Beatific, or Fiona Chevalier for that matter, are going to stop her."

Well that cleared up who Brent was pulling for. Fiona wondered whether he'd be drawn to the no-nonsense brutality of Tanya, or the cunning toxicity of Abby, and it seemed he preferred the former.

"Yeah, keep talking, Brent," Fiona said from her couch, shaking her head. "It's never going to get old, shutting him up."

Abby Beatific made her entrance next, confident and sassy as always, but one thing immediately caught Fiona's eye: she was alone. There was no Aubrey in sight. Instantly that made Fiona suspicious, because Kendra was right about them, their mind games and dirty tricks were their greatest strength. Easily the biggest reason why Fiona preferred to fight Abby next round was that she'd be alone, much more of an even match than Tanya, who had proven simply too tough to break through so far, even if her technique was sometimes sloppy.

"You don't think Diana stopped Aubrey from being there, do you?" she asked, hoping she could figure out what the play was before it became apparent. She knew Tanya would be doing the same. "Maybe she's under the ring already or something. Wouldn't put it past them."


B R I N L A I T H & R U L - A M A N
B R I N L A I T H & R U L - A M A N


10th of Midyear, 4E 200



Brinlaith wasn't safe from the battle just by being dropped into the sea. Men were literally raining down around her, the first one at least splashing down entirely intact. She nearly drew her knife underwater before realizing it was the same Redguard man that had passed her on the stairs earlier. So he wasn't dead after all. Probably meant he was at least a decent fighter, if he hadn't been cut down immediately on the deck surrounded by all those pirates. Maybe not the worst person to have at her back in a time like this.

Their first goal had to be to get clear of the battling, sinking ships, find something to keep themselves afloat, and orient themselves. If there was land anywhere around here, they could at least survive the night. "Follow me," she instructed, awkwardly forcing her way through the water until she located a chunk of the Arslan's Fortune's hull large enough to cling to. She was not a natural or experienced swimmer, but at least good enough to keep her head above the churning waters.

"Current's taking us away," she pointed out, noticing how they were drifting away from the light and the heat of the blazing wreck that was their ship. "Good. Need to get clear of these pirates..." She kicked slowly beneath the waves, trying to aid their progress, before examining if the driftwood they'd found was big enough to climb on. Maybe, maybe not.

"I'm Brinlaith, by the way. And this was my first time out to sea." She shook her head, eyes gleaming orange as they reflected the firelight from the ship. "I must be cursed."

Rul-Aman had been at sea before. He had even learned to swim, which was rare for a sailor. However, the entire debacle had left him speechless, save for quips. He couldn't think of anything clever when she bade he follow her, so he kept quiet and did so, He would have done anything without question at that point. His survival instinct had overridden his normal functions, and all he could consciously focus on was the air being drawn in and out of his lungs. As long as that continued, he would be elated.

He made it to the debris with Brinlaith, clasping hold of it. Immediately he knew they could not both get on it to escape the water, and despite himself, he realized he would not kill someone else over it, especially a woman.

When she said "good" referring to the current taking them elsewhere, he echoed the word. He gave no inflection, but it was meant to be somewhat sarcastic. It was true, they needed to flee the pirates, but in the darkness, he was more frightened of an endless ocean. He had only sailed for a year, but even in that short time, he had been victim to innumerable stories of ghastly seabeasts and raiders like the Maormer.

"No more cursed than I," he promised her, a vibrantly comical look of defeat on his handsome face. The water was colder than he expected, but soon his body grew acclimated to the temperature. He gave her a grin of comraderie as they began to paddle gently, his dark hair black as the endless void, even in the firelight. "Still, I have faith we'll make it to shore." He said. "I have a feeling our combined luck will see to it that the gods will allow us to live, if only to torture us further. How fun."

Brinlaith didn't know how long they paddled. It could've been an hour, it could've been four. It felt like an interminable torture, either way, but with the rising sun the pair discovered that they were within striking distance of land. It was an island of some sort, difficult to determine the size, but anything was better than the bit of ship debris they were restricted to at the moment. Brin thought she spied a tower or an obelisk of some sort, poking out above the top of the palm trees. Any sign of civilization was good.

Leaving their two-person ship behind, Brinlaith and Rul-Aman made the final push to shore, aiming for that lone structure they could see, and eventually found themselves washed up on the beach by the waves. Brinlaith was exhausted, crawling through wet sand, but she refused to let herself stop until the waves stopped crashing over the top of her and the sand dried out. Rolling onto her back, she closed her eyes and let the sun warm her face. She would've immediately fallen asleep had she not been so hungry and thirsty.

Groaning, she got to her feet, finding her legs to be unsteady and the sand treacherous. Her voice was hoarse, forcing her to clear her throat before speaking. "What do you think? Wait for a ship to come along, try to signal them? Or try our luck heading inland? I saw... something, through the trees."

Rul-Aman wished he could look so good being exhausted. Instead of rolling over to bask in the sun like a proper person, he crawled onto the beach like a waterlogged hound, and then collapsed face first into the sand just beside Brinlaith. Without ceremony or grace, he might add. However, darkness did not completely take him. His stint as a thief meant he spent everything wisely, from coin to time. While he lay there, he ran through what his tired eyes had seen in his head.

An obelisk of some significance. Magnificent, actually, now that he had a moment to ponder it. Dare he hope it was a structure from old Yokuda? It felt oddly familiar in that sense, but perhaps he merely wished it so. Still, he would find out, just as soon as he got his leaden body moving. He felt the sun drying his limps as he lay there, but hearing Brinlaith stir, he immediately began to follow suit. Damn, but he was beyond thirsty!

He stretched like a panther, feeling his back muscles constrict and relax. Rul-Aman blinked, and did his best to wipe the sand from his face as he rose to a sitting position. Briefly, he glanced out toward the sea, but decided he did not want to see the water for at least another week, and so his petulance made the decision. "Let us move further, inland." He said, groaning as he lifted himself off the sand. He slowly drew his blade, hefting it in his tired hand. "My blade will be of little use, but I can still bat aside a few vines I think."

He then blinked, and realized something, immensely embarrassed. He had been so preoccupied the entire night, he did not realize he had never introduced himself. He turned to Brinlaith, and placed the hilt of his sword, along with the hand that gripped it, to his chest. "A thousand apologies, I am Rul-Aman. Sailor, adventurer, and thief, when it suits me. Allow yourself to be comforted, for I shall see our to safety, lady Brinlaith." He then performed a sweeping bow, a genuflection he performed with the best of them in all cases but now. This time, he was so exhausted, the sudden performance could not be halted. As he gave the gentlemanly showing, he pitched forward and once again hit the sand face first, looking for all the world like a falling stone tower.

Almost immediately he scrambled to his feet again, fixing his black mane of hair and rubbing his face of sand, coughing. His voice sounded wretchedly hoarse. "Sh-kall we g-ko, my lady?"

Brinlaith's response was to start giggling. What would've been a single laugh or a chuckle was amplified by her exhaustion and near-delirium, turning into a laughing fit that she couldn't seem to end. She stumbled on the uneven footing of the sand, almost falling, her mind screaming at her to pull herself together, but the sudden ridiculousness of his introduction amidst their dire circumstances was too much.

"I'm sorry," she laughed, hands on her knees. "I'm sorry, I don't know why that was so funny to me..." She took several deep breaths, in and out, the laughs almost bubbling back up, but she forcibly suppressed them. At least she had some idea the kind of man she was stuck with here. Even if some part of that was an act, he hadn't faked his decision to rush onto a burning deck full of pirates. Blustery, perhaps, but capable at least. That was good.

She straightened, composed again, her voice quieter. "I'm, um... a healer by trade. Not really one for battles, as I think you saw on the ship." She averted her eyes momentarily. "I'll follow your lead. I admit, I have no idea where we are. Geography was never my strongest subject."

"You don't have to rub it in," he said touchily, but there was no animosity in his voice. Her laughter was like a ringing bell, despite her parched throat, and it struck a chord in him and made the mirth infectious. Despite himself, he laughed as well, if only under his breath. He could not hide his grin, however. It was like two cups of hard liquor on his spirit. His body running of fumes, as the dwemer were reputed of saying, along with the mirth, made him more honest. Not that he wasn't usually honest, but he tended to hide it behind a wall of flattery when it came to pretty women in his company.

"I'm not much one for battles either," he admitted as they began to trudge up the gentle slope. Luckily, the trees did not crowd into one another like he had feared, and other than the occasional fern or disconcertingly large spider web, they could march unmolested. "I know fighters. Real ones. They have that gleam in their eye. You can tell they would rather be nowhere else in the world but that place, that moment, locking blades with a foe." He let the image linger as he spoke, before dropping his free hand. "That is not me. I run and scream and stab when I have to. I would rather dice and gamble, climb buildings and drink. Healing is a far more valuable trade than my own. My own skills are self serving, and they barely achieve that."

He shook his head, lamenting without wallowing in it. He chopped through another tangle of vines, thinking it looked suspiciously like tangled hair from hours at sea, before they fell away and he could spot the Obelisk in its full glory, barely half a mile to the north. He took a moment to admire it, before glancing back at Brinlaith. "I cannot guess, but it seems like it was made by my aaaa-ASSS I LIVE AND BREATHE!" He was sorry if that startled the woman, but he turned her head to what had once been hidden by a wall of brush. Behind them lay a small, abandoned camp. Three logs for sitting, and a small crate under the cover of ferns. There were even water skins! Despite himself, his more earnest side dissipated and he gave her a wink, as if it was his plan all along. "Stick with me and you'll go far, aye?"

Brinlaith's immediate instinct was to warily inspect the abandoned camp, though her thirst compelled her to take one of the water skins. She pulled the stopper, sniffing and smelling nothing, then greedily took a drink. Warm, but most definitely fresh water. She sighed in relief, and had to resist the urge to down the entire skin's supply. They didn't know when they'd find more.

"Some decent luck to balance us out," she commented, taking a look around. "Not sure the scales are even just yet, but it's a start."

There was food as well, some fortunate enough to be wrapped and dry in the crate. Dried fruits, nuts, some jerky. Little more than snacks, but it was more than they'd had before. Looking around, Brinlaith spotted scattered fishing equipment, a few tents in various states of disarray, and a smattering of tracks all around.

"Whoever was here abandoned it in a rush. Left without their tools." It went without saying that it was cause to be careful. Still, she didn't see signs of a fight, or obvious animal tracks, and she couldn't deny she desperately wanted to rest, at least for a little while. They had shade, food, and water, and that felt like luxury right now.

Brinlaith seated herself on a log, slowly eating out of the palm of her hand. "Maybe we should take some time to rest? No idea what's waiting for us after we leave here." She could see inside one of the tents there was at least one bedroll left behind. "I can keep watch."

"Well they didn't leave in a rush for poison, thankfully." Rul remarked, greedily eating the various nuts and berries that had been left behind. The jerky particularly was enjoyed, and he felt like a wolf lazily enjoying a kill as he had his fill sitting atop the log. He began to wish for wine or some other comfort, but the gods were fickle and he did not wish to curse their new fortune. Rul-Aman stretched his neck for a moment, still feeling the tuck and turn of the waves on his bones, but sleep still tugged at him. Initially he was going to refuse he rest first, but he supposed if trouble were to arrive, he was the one with the combat experience, with what little that afforded him.

"Alright, but as soon as you begin to drift off, you wake me, Brin." He bade her, too tired to realize he shortened her name. Rul-Aman was a man light on his feet, with a slim build, but he felt as heavy as a lumbering bear when he crawled into the tent to find merciful respite from the sun. He felt dizzy, but his stomach was moderately full, and the waterskin had quenched his dry throat.

He wondered where he was going, and why he was even here. He thought back to his words on the sea. They had been given this blessing, but a dark thought lingered. It was only to keep him alive for some other nefarious torture, he suspected. Oddly, his last thought before he drifted off to sleep was that he hoped Brinlaith did not find some grisly fate due to him. It would not be good for what little conscience he had left if he awoke to her dead.

That would suck.

"Sweet dreams," Brinlaith wished him, though her warm smile faded away to a cold focus once Rul-Aman was asleep. Disastrous though the night had been, she was remaining open-minded about the possibilities. One place was as good as the next for her right now, and they'd already encountered signs of life, so this island wasn't empty. That, and... her new acquaintance seemed like a useful sort, probably much more reliable than her previous companion in the wilds.

She wondered if this working relationship would have a similar end.
Nepotism aside, Fiona couldn't deny Carlo was earning his place in the spotlight by putting on a great show, and the crowd was responding really well to him as he battled through a surprisingly close match with Hilo Keli'i. He seemed to gain a second wind from the crowd's support, a feeling Fiona knew well, and when Hilo pursued him to the ropes Carlo caught him off guard with a devastating springboard roundhouse to the head.

"Oh, wow," Fiona blurted out, impressed. "That was really clean." Especially considering Carlo had just escaped a punishing submission attempt, there was no way Hilo expected him to be able to pull that off as beautifully as he had.

Carlo went back to the ropes, springboarding again for a graceful moonsault to slam onto the downed Hilo and go for the cover. One, two, three, and Deguara was the winner by pinfall, to the delight of the fans. The Rubicon Gauntlet was continuing to deliver standout matches, and the next one promised to be no different.

After Carlo had ample opportunity to celebrate his win, the announcers and the graphics on screen introduced the fight coming up after the break: Abby Beatific taking on Tanya Redd.

"So. Who do you think I've got the better chance of beating?" Fiona asked. "Not that I'm going to root for either of them. Hopefully this match goes twenty minutes and they beat each other bloody by the end of it."
Fiona found herself thinking about the same thing. "A lot, if I had to guess. Somehow I doubt Mr. Deguara would've invested in this whole thing if he didn't think his son could make it to the top." It was unfortunate, but Fiona wondered if she'd even have a career wrestling at all at this point if the Deguaras hadn't salvaged NMWW out of the wreckage of the old brand. Maybe she'd be slugging it out on the indie circuit somewhere, putting her body on the line in high school gyms and local bars for a few dozens audience members at a time. She liked to think she loved wrestling enough to do that, but she was thankful she didn't have to put that thought to the test.

She winced at the Samoan drop that Carlo took, though she was confident he'd find a way to get control of the match at some point. One way or another, it seemed inevitable that the boss's pretty boy son would be one of the last men standing for the belt.

"Makes me glad Diana's just in management," she added, kicking her feet up onto the edge of the coffee table. "Feels like the women's division is a little more open than the men's, since we don't have a Deguara getting in the ring with us."
"No, it's okay."

It had been a little embarrassing for Fiona to get rejected by Diana Deguara, but as far as she knew, only Kendra, Gordon, and Diana were even aware that Fiona made the request at all. Granted, none of the three of them seemed like they would be particularly tight-lipped about it, and Fiona wasn't fond of anyone trying to spread the idea around that she was attempting to cheat and influence the outcome of other matches.

It wasn't like there was a clear choice that she'd rather face between Tanya and Abby. Tanya had defeated her twice already and was like trying to fight a brick wall, while Abby had an unmatched ability to get in her head and rattle her, which was probably the surest path to a painful loss in pro wrestling. Either way, Fiona was in for a brutal battle in one week's time.

"If anything, I should be thankful I didn't have to be in the same building as them for a night. Don't know what I was thinking, honestly." A lot could've gone wrong being ringside with Aubrey Beatific, who was sure to be there for her sister's match.

As for Ash and Elina, Fiona had been absorbed by the fight, though she found she wasn't really pulling for either of them. Elina's win wasn't surprising, and she remained one of the top contenders for the title, though Ash put up an impressive fight before taking her first loss in NMW. Fiona couldn't help but compare, and it sure seemed like Ash came closer to beating Elina than she had. Their inevitable first fight in NMW was going to be one hell of a challenge, with both trying to prove they were ahead in their mirroring careers.

"You up for some hard training this week?" she asked. "I'm gonna have to get used to all the chairs, tables, and kendo sticks on offer, or I'm gonna get destroyed." After the dubious way she advanced through the first round, it was important to Fiona that she had a great showing for round two. Her performance would either silence the doubters... or give them ammunition.
Continuing my playthrough of Resident Evil games while I wait for RE9 to come out this week.

The remake for RE2 is miles better than RE3. RE3 feels too linear compared to the exploration you had in RE2. Even Nemesis wasn't that much of an issue; his boss fights weren't too much of a challenge and I really only struggled during the chase scenes because dodging could be wildly inconsistent at times. Surprised they haven't fixed the camera angle issue where it hyperfocuses on Nemesis during his boss fights by now lol


I got fooled so badly by the RE3 remake demo back when it came out. The demo was that early portion of the game in that largely open Raccoon City streets area, which ended up being the best part of the entire game, imo. Most of the rest is, like you said, far too linear, and the game is way too short overall. I really should've waited for a sale on RE3.
When Gordon put it like that, Fiona suddenly wasn't so sure it was a good idea, but she couldn't exactly take back what she said, and a moment later Gordon's attention was pulled away by the next match beginning in the arena. She genuinely had no intention to interfere or do anything to cause trouble during the match, as it wasn't like there was an obvious better choice between Abby and Tanya, two of Fiona's biggest nemeses so far in her career. But she could understand why it might be something management would want to avoid.

"Maybe that was too much," she admitted to Kendra once Gordon was gone. "I just know I'm gonna need all the help I can get to have a chance against either of those two in an extreme rules match, and being ringside would be a good preview."

Either way, it was a good feeling knowing she'd be back in the ring in two weeks' time, back in front of the fans, still battling for NMW gold.
Fiona wasn't surprised to hear that the Deguaras were pleased with the outcome. The ringside fighting had livened up the match, which otherwise looked to be steadily heading for the expected outcome, and then Choi Minji turned everything on its head, flipping a somewhat straight up rivalry match into a talking point that would probably last right up to Fiona's next match, as well as whenever she inevitably got back into the ring with Shin.

"That is good," she agreed. "And don't worry, I'll make sure to give the fans a great performance for the second round. No one will be saying I don't belong at the end of that show." She'd be one of six remaining contestants with a chance to become Women's Champion... it still hadn't sunk in yet.

She'd been so focused on trying to beat Shin, she hadn't even allowed herself to think about her place in the bracket. Her win tonight meant that she'd be up against the winner of the match between Abby Beatific and Tanya Redd. The Rubicon Gauntlet was proving to be a gauntlet of her worst rivals, and the next fight would an extreme rules match, a brutally grueling test.

"Speaking of, I know Abby and Tanya are fighting their first round match next week. Any chance I could be ringside for that?" She braced herself for resistance to the idea, knowing it was more initiative than she'd shown so far in NMW. But some time had passed since she'd fought Abby or Tanya, and she knew she'd need every chance to study either of them if she wanted a chance to beat them in an extreme rules match. What better way than in person, right outside the ring at their match?

"I've got NMWW history with both of them, after all, and I'm sure the commentary team would enjoy asking me a few questions. I promise I won't start anything or interfere." She couldn't speak to what Aubrey or Tanya's partner, if she had one, would do, but Fiona had to figure they'd have their hands full with each other. "Maybe you could bring it up with Miss Deguara, at least."
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