Sorry about the delay on my end this time - had the same thing as you, a temporary mental block on what to write, but pushed through it this morning to at least get something short and sweet up as a reply.
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An article: Crime Writer Stuart Woods Claims Women Keep Purses In Their...
And a link to the book on Goodreads: Desperate Measures (Stone Barrington #47) by Stuart Woods.
EDIT: Correction, I just recalled that one author who wrote a female character as carrying things such as credit cards in her vagina. That was the silliest shit I've ever read.
So, you're on your first date. No, you're on your second date. The first one went pretty well. They're funny, they have a nice job, they drive a prius (spicy~) and they take you back to their place. Only when you walk in, you see on their living room table, a book. And not just any book. A book by that author.
You know that this relationship just won't work, and you leave immediately. What author is it and why?
Bonus points if it's a certain book too.