The Irish Tree

Menagerie Parade, A Fantasy World of Long Titles and Dumb Plots and Exclamatory Questions!? [Private]

@Guess Who

Upon hearing the approach of someone, Charlotte snapped to attention, raising her hands into a defensive stance and raising a knee, in case she needed to kick a rear that happened to just fly right into her foot. What she saw instead however was just what she was hoping for. An audible gasp escaped her as her crimson eyes twinkled with childlike wonder, admiring the...basic armor and...totally non-magic sword, and...wow, he wasn't even that handsome. Suddenly dropping her stance entirely, her face just kind of shifted to an indifferent glare as she heard him set up his table. Her expression would become more vacant as his actions grew stranger, with paperwork set up. What kind of hero had paperwork involved!? They usually got sent out to kill slimes, then the local bandits, then help the kingdom, then gradually build up to being involved in bureaucracy and politics! This was way too advanced at the start, and it was frankly making her head spin as the interview began.

Absent minded and left in utter shock, she was forced to obey his demands to write down her Sex, Race, and left her age as ???, because it was just rude to ask a lady her age...especially when she'd lost count a century or two ago. For where she was in Five Years, she wrote: "At the height of power, ruling over the world upon a throne built of the corpses of my enemies, with my father forced to be sealed for eternity for being a dumb-dumb." Her special skills were being fluent in Dragontongue, Elder Speak, knowing the Demon Arts of Incineration, Punches, Kicks, and Headbutts, Slimetaming, and Fashion. Just as she was about to finish dotting her i's and crossing her t's, Charlotte would hear her gelatinous companion call her name, before a ball of incinerating, roaring, fiery explosive energy impacted against her, sending her flying up into the air, before hurtling back down to the earth as her head smashed into the table the hero was sitting at. He was completely unharmed, both by the explosion, and the impact, but Charlotte was nearly given a concussion by all the stationery falling upon her noggin.

Shaking herself free, Charlotte begrudgingly filled out another form, before slamming it onto the Hero's lap. "You've got a lot of nerve, already acting all...superior, and aloof. You're not even past the first town yet!" she would say, before clearing her throat and dusting herself off. "Well, no matter. You're in luck, dear little deskworking hero! For before you stands THE Charlotte Andromalius Nix Iscaron! The one and only daughter of the Demon King himself! And even more lucky for you, I have just the powers needed, and the know-how to clobber Daddy before he even know what hits him-" she said, before being interrupted yet AGAIN by some upstart yelling from atop a cliff. Pointing up, Charlotte sounded annoyed as she called out to her: "Hey! Forgettable Boss! We're TRYING to have an uninterruptible introduction sequence here! Hold on a minute, he doesn't even know the difference between a Slime and a Curie. We'll fight you after he hits level 3!"

Thankfully however, C-3 already had the situation under control, pushing the woman off her cliff in order to get at the food beneath. Taking advantage of the confusion, Charlotte snickered, before dashing behind Tristan, and hugging his back. "Now, we're officially a party, Mr. Boring Hero! No ifs, ands, or buts about it. Let's get going, that fodder isn't gonna slaughter itself." she said, before a jingle resounded in Tristan's mind, before a white wall of text in front of him stated:

Charlotte has joined the Party!

Menagerie Parade, A Fantasy World of Long Titles and Dumb Plots and Exclamatory Questions!? [Private]

Day 1: The Legendary Hero Will Never Catch a Break!?

Unfitting Opening ago go

A yawn filled the inn room in which the future Demon King resided, her arms stretching back towards her pillow and pushing it off the bed as she rolled over, burying her face in her blanket. "Scratchy..." she would complain, before shaking herself awake. Hopping out of bed, she would change from her smallclothes into her usual garb of a red sleeveless one piece with black portions under the arms, a thigh length black skirt, black elbow-length gloves, red boots, and her black stockings before she would reach underneath her bed to pull out what appeared to be a lute case. Opening it up, she would reveal her explosive roommate that she had snuck in to keep from having to pay for a second room...and had also likely abducted in her sleep to try and outdo the Legendary Hero. "C-3, up and at-em'! We've got ourselves a hero to find." she would chirp, before dashing out, leaving C-3 to do her morning routine. Dropping a few copper coins to the innkeeper, she dashed out, using a basic spell to hide her crimson horns and spade tipped tail. To any ordinary villager, Charlotte appeared to all as a normal young woman...albeit an obnoxious one.

Stealing out into the forest, the Demon King to be would proceed to drop kick a boar in the cheek, before landing with a graceful flip. Looking absolutely proud of herself, she looked around to check if anybody had seen...but sadly, nobody had. Well, the dryads had, but they didn't want to indulge her. Last time they did, she offered to make them her vassals, and have them judge the sports tournaments she would set up wherein she would of course ALWAYS take first place. She kept doing this. Every. Single. Time.

Dragging the poor boar's skinned corpse who had lost to the most arrogant woman in existence, said most arrogant woman proceeded to cast [Fireball] over it, humming as she maintained the ball's distance from the pig as it roasted the skin and flesh, rotating it lazily with her foot. Life was hard on a budget...especially if she'd be caught by one of the Lords that owned the woods around [Home Town]. But still, boar meat made it worth. Once it was crisped to perfection, she would tear a hunk off and bite into it. Despite the texture and juice of the meat, she still sighed. "...Demon realm cuisine really is the best...this is just...blegh..." she would complain, sinking her chin into her free elbow. "Hurry up Mister Heroooooo~! I wanna beat Daddy already!" she would shout to the heavens as if in demand, waving her hunk of meat around, before taking another bite. "Its so weird...the Day of Prophecy or whatever that old geezer called it was like, three days ago...where is this dumb Hero? Did he get sidetracked on the ONLY road leading out of his home village? Did he get ambushed? Should I have ambushed HIM?" she questioned, rolling around while eating her meat. She was bored. Booooooored.

Menagerie Parade, A Fantasy World of Long Titles and Dumb Plots and Exclamatory Questions!? [Private]

Lvl 1 Demon Princess	Lv20 Monk	Lv20 Flame Sorcereress	Charlotte Andromalius Nix Iscaron
Lv41	HP: 600	MP: 100
Gender: Female	Age: Secret!	Race: Upper Level Demon

Adventurer Stats

Strength	10 / 10
Speed	9 / 10
Constitution	7 / 10
Intelligence	2 / 10
Charisma	5 / 10
Luck	3 / 10

Class

Demon Princess

A made up class of her own design that literally screams "NPC only". Despite that, her powers are no joke, being more than capable of fighting armed opponents with nothing but her bare hands. Her stats are middling to high in almost all categories, with especially high STRENGTH and SPEED stats, but exceptionally low LUCK. Despite this, she'll often just walk out of fights to let the party deal with things.

Gimmicks

Demon Arts of Incineration: There's nothing particularly special about Charlotte's magic, as she hasn't particularly studied or applied herself in her attempts to strengthen it. As such, she is comparable to a mid-level wizard in terms of spell casting abilities, favoring to punch her problems away rather than nuke them.

Demon Arts of Punches, Kicks, and Headbutts: She literally just made up names for basic attacks such as punching or kicking. Her horns do at least make her headbutts deadly though. Due to her high strength, she is comparable to a Martial Artist of a high level in terms of technique and power.

Class Skills

Lv20 Monk Level 1, Steal Steal Level: 1 Skill Type: Class Effect: Allows C-3 to "liberate" someone of their items at random. Functioning at a distance, this skill refines, as distance closes between her and the target; however, it is still governed by Luck. Stat: Luck Level 2, Lockpick Lockpick Level: 2 Skill Type: Class Effect: Allows C-3 to bypass any lock that can be picked. Stat: Intelligence and Dexterity Level 3, Shortbow Proficiency Shortbow Proficiency Level: 3 Skill Type: Learned Effect: Allows C-3 to masterfully wield any non-magical shortbow Stat: Dexterity Level 5, Trap Detection Trap Detection Level: 5 Skill Type: Preternatural Effect: A preternatural skill that gives C-3 a sense of foreign taps within an area 30-feet around her. Stat: Luck Level 7, Foresight (Preceptive) Foresight (Preceptive) Level: 7 Skill Type: Learned Effect: A martial combat skill that allows C-3 by studying her opponent's movements, in real-time, and react to predicted outcomes. Stat: Luck Level 8, Darksight Darksight Level: 8 Skill Type: Preternatural Effect: A preternatural sense that allows C-3 to see in the darkness with the same clarity as the daylight up to 60-feet. Stat: None Level 10, Enemy Detection Enemy Detection Level: 10 Skill Type: Preternatural Effect: A hypersense that allows for C-3 to gain an awareness of enemies around by sounds and smells. Few methods to subvert this exist for normal creatures and Adventurers. Stat: Luck	Lv20 Flame Sorceress Level 1, Plant Gathering Plant Gathering Level: 1 Skill Type: Class Effect: A learned skill to [Harvest] from any Plant Node. Stat: Intelligence and Luck Level 2, Mineral Gathering Mineral Gathering Level: 1 Skill Type: Class Effect: A learned skill to [Excavate] from any [Ore] node. Stat: Intelligence and Luck Level 3, Monster Gathering Monster Gathering Level: 1 Skill Type: Class Effect: A learned skill to [Collect] from any falling [Beast-classified] enemy. Stat: Intelligence and Luck Level 4, Autopsy Autopsy Level: 3 Skill Type: Class Effect: An Alchemist skill to gather material and knowledge from any corpse. Stat Intelligence and Luck Level 7, Beginner Potion Crafting Beginner Potion Crafting Level: 7 Skill Type: Learned Effect: One of the bread and butter Alchemist skill, learned for crafting Potions at a Beginner Level. Stat: Intelligence Level 6, Explosive Tossing Proficiency Explosive Tossing Proficiency Level: 9 Skill Type: Learned Effect: A learned skill that allows C-3 to throw any explosive item without risking premature detonation. Stat: Intelligence Level 10, Basic Explosive Crafting Basic Explosive Crafting Level: 10 Skill Type: Class Effect: An Alchemy skill that allows C-3 to craft Basic Explosives. Stat: Intelligence Level 13, Advanced Explosive Crafting Advanced Explosive Crafting Level: 13 Skill Type: Class Effect: An Alchemy skill that allows C-3 to craft Advanced Explosives. Stat: Intelligence and Luck	Lv1 Demon Princess Level 1, Noblesse Oblige Noblesse Oblige Level: 1 Skill Type: Class Effect: Despite the selfish nature of demons, they will always take care of their own kind, and those underneath them. Though they can blunder and make mistakes, a demon attempting in earnest to benefit their people is, in some ways, more honest and straightforward than a human. Stat: Charisma Level 1, Right of the Inferno Right of the Inferno Level: 1 Skill Type: Racial Effect: Due to the nature of Demons emerging from a realm of fire, at least in her particular family's case, almost all form of magical or natural fire has little to no effect upon Charlotte. Naturally, Holy Fire can still harm her. Stat: Constitution

Personnel Data (Logged by Adventurer Guild)

Dream: To overthrow her beloved dumbass father that decided to disown her for razing the wrong village...again, wanting to take the throne of Demon King for herself. Its a gender neutral title, for some reason.

Home: Currently homeless, used to live in the Dark Castle of the Horizon, the palace of the Demon Lord Duranborg.

Personality: Brash, proud, and completely full of herself, you couldn't convince Charlotte that she wasn't put upon this earth to get her way and be the best at everything she wanted to be. Of course, she's grown up in the lap of luxury and never wanted for anything; Demons are naturally powerful, and her power is exceptional due to her royal heritage. Still, despite being born worthy of the title of "Daughter of the Demon King", Charlotte is lazy, arrogant, and incredibly gullible. Yet, despite ALL that, she's still likely the most reasonable amongst her demonic brethren.

Background: Born into the lap of luxury, as the eldest daughter of Demon King Duranborg Iscaron, Charlotte's lot in life had long since been drawn as the successor to her immortal father, to ascend to the highest of heights, and rule over the land with an iron fist, and with the population of humans beneath her heel. Yet, that would never come to pass due to the sliiiiiight fact that Charlotte was an incorrigible fool of a princess that interpreted her father's directions of: "Take my dragon and burn down Windslot," as "Sweetie go ahead and burn down every village on the way too." Now without tax revenue due to her actions, the Demon King was left with no choice but to file for bankruptcy, and get a second mortgage on his fancy castle. Furious, he exiled his failure of a daughter, forcing her to "think about what she had done", as if consequences would ever stop her.

Inventory

100 Pieces of Copper
The Clothes on her Back
A lute case (For C-3)
A sleeping bag

Menagerie Parade, A Fantasy World of Long Titles and Dumb Plots and Exclamatory Questions!? [Private]

The journey of several heroes on a quest to...well, frankly, everyone skipped past the introduction, so it really doesn't matter. Something something demon lord, something something chosen heroes of light, sacred artifacts, and the fate of the world!

For those peeking in here, this is a Private RP that is Invite Only. As such, the cast will likely never expand beyond those involved, and this'd be a waste of time for you to read anyways. With that out of the way, Let the adventure begin!

No intricate world building, no real set direction, and absolutely no goddamn clue what I'm doing.

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Granblue Fantasy: Rhapsody in Red

Just as a note, Enkryption's new character fighting is taking place nearby enough that the struggle can be heard from the road that Sid, Cayde, Arno, and Hilde are on.

Granblue Fantasy: Rhapsody in Red

Nah, shrubbery works @The 42nd Gecko.

Granblue Fantasy: Rhapsody in Red

Guess, Awesomoman, Suku, and Skyrte

Verdant Woodlands: To The Healer's Hut

@Guess Who,@Suku

The minds of the escaped fugitives was at least somewhat put at ease as Hilde explained that she would hear them out. Given that they had few among them that were high born and well spoken, after a hushed discussion many of them agreed that Cayde should be the one to explain their situation to the wandering knight, while in the meantime they would tear off parts of their sleeves in order to fashion makeshift braces and bandages, hurriedly affixing them to those with cuts or broken limbs in an effort to speed recovery before meeting the doctor. Corday was still on the makeshift stretcher, groaning in her unconsciousness as pain still racked her body and mind.

@Awesomoman64

Whilst the two would discuss however, the superior hearing of an Erune would allow Sid to hear something rustling from within the nearby bushes on the sides of the woodland road, and from the sound of it, something relatively big. It didn't seem at all perturbed by the presence of people, as it continued to stay still, unmoving from its verdant perch but hidden by the thick foliage. The faintest glimmer of an eye could be seen from amidst the leaves, before a sizeable rabbit would leap out and dash between the legs of the present party. In the distance, a thunderous echo resounded throughout the forest, quickly pushing through and moving in a clear direction towards the road.

@Skyrte

Eyes turned to the sky, Arno would see a large, wyvern type monster soaring along, casual as a bird but clearly far out of its normal hunting grounds. Before he could wounder what exactly it was that had driven it so far out, in an instant jaws would snatch, and a long, serpentine body marred with burns would slam the Wyvern into the ground, far into the forest beyond them. Sid might have seen it too,though the rabbit may have proven to be a distraction. Whatever that was, it was clearly not an ordinary monster, given the impossible scale of it.

Ammo, Enk

Road to Recovery

@Enkryption

Amanita couldn't help but hide behind Mucu as she watched Oliver leave, wondering just what Marshall had done to anger Oliver...he'd explained his position as a Knight, but...Marshall was a nice person to her. So, how could he have done something so bad to make someone like THAT swear revenge upon him? It didn't make sense, nor did Mushi suddenly leaving...and forgetting her sword, apparently.

Turning to Marshall, Amanita nervously rugged on the back of his arm. "U-Um...Mr. Marshall...what's not lost? Oh! Mucu, go give Mushi her sword. She shouldn't be out and about so soon, so...c-could you go fast and make sure she doesn't re-open her wounds?" she requested, turning to her myconid companion before he would nod, waddling over to her sword and hefting it up, before lowering his stance and jetting out of the room at an unbelievable speed, arms swinging as he ran as fast as he could to chase after Amanita.

Marhsall would suddenly feel a pressure in his mind however, as he would feel a familiar beating echo through the pulse of life the island carried. Envy had landed.

@Ammokkx

Not missing a beat after that, Amanita turned to Cyll and bowed her head, immediately apologizing. "I-I'm sorry you had to be here for that. Are you still hungry? I have plenty of food for seconds if you like." she would say, offering him an awkward smile. She'd heard from the kitchen his excitement at her food, and that made her a bit happy. "We still have a few grilled fish leftover too, so don't be shy about asking for more food, okay? Patients can't heal on empty stomachs."

Harlequin, now out from under Mushi's bed since the argument concluded, promptly hopped up and onto Marshall's shoulder with a surprising degree of ease, the food having done wonders as she curled up around his neck, holding onto her tail for stability as she became a little living fluffy scarf for him. It was barely fitting for someone like Marshall, yet the cat didn't care at all for aesthetics in regards to her master. She would turn her head towards Cyll and give a soft meow as it looked at the small scraps of the fish he had eaten, wanting more for herself as well.

42nd Gecko

@The 42nd Gecko

Mushrooms and Megalomania

Mushi may have intended on returning at some point, but that would have been too late for Mucu's tastes. As Mushi ran, she would hear fast footsteps behind her giving chase, and if she looked back, she would see the world's fastest mushroom barreling towards her, her sheathed blade in his hand and with a furrowed brow. It wasn't clear if he was upset or just exerting himself from all the running, but it sure was fucking scary that such a pudgy round thing could run as fast, if not faster than she could. Rather, she would notice after observing for a second, he wasn't running at all. He was kicking the ground with his legs so hard that it was propelling him forward at high speeds, acting like a springboard.

After a time, whether through Mushi seeing no point to continue running or Mucu just outpacing her after a time, he would present her sword to her, holding up a slip of paper from Amanita, saying:

"Mushee,

i an so sorre abbot this. U Fourgot yor sword, and u shoodnt be running a round now. Pleas com bak or at leest rest on yor trip.

-Amanita"

...Well, it was certainly clear that Amanita never went to school, but it was at least somewhat parsable to Mushi. Before she could decide on where to go though, a rustle could be heard from the nearby bushes, before a tall woman dressed in gray and black emerged from the forest, the faintest look of confusion on her face as she observed Mushi and Mucu. The myconid man suddenly froze, completely ceasing movement as he observed her, before his stocky body trembled uncontrollably.

"Playing at being friends with skydwellers, are you?" she would say, slowly approaching. Mushi wouldn't be able to put a finger on it, but this woman reeked of danger. She approached Mucu, arms outstretched, seemingly ignoring the draph that stood beside him. "Legion. Come now, you know better than that."

Granblue Fantasy: Rhapsody in Red

In leau of Floodtalon dropping, I'm going to start allowing people to have 2 characters if they desire. If a majority don't, then I'll likely open the interest checks again.

A Guild Adventure: An RP with Monster Girls! (ENDED)

...I think, its for the best if I drop out of this.

I've had a ton of fun with this rp over the last 2 years, but I've been finding it harder and harder to get a post out, not due to time constraints but my own personal lack of motivation. I don't like keeping people waiting, and I've been consistently doing just that the past three updates, and have little to no idea what to do for Magnus or Nephele anymore, really. As such, I'm going to be dropping out of this.

Good luck to everyone, and have fun. It was a fantastic time.

Granblue Fantasy: Rhapsody in Red

My sincerest apologies for almost taking a whole damn MONTH to post for this. I know that its been slow, but I'm glad that those of you that are still interested are patient. I'll be adding all named NPCs to the list soon, as I've neglected to do so.