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3 yrs ago
Current I cannot - for the life of me - manage to manually turn off my PS4 by pressing the button. My damn cat, however, manages to hit it every single she even bypasses the console.
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4 yrs ago
My kids found an old Barbie TV from when I was a kid - you know, the kind that was huge and boxy with a tiny-ass screen - and my daughter said "No, mommy, TV's are flat." Another parenting fail.
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4 yrs ago
My kids don't understand what a (computer) mouse is or how to use it. They keep poking and swiping at my monitor. I have failed as a parent.
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4 yrs ago
When your kid gets super excioted and just up and læeave their friends to come give you a hug when you come to get them from daycare
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4 yrs ago
Shit happened
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Bio

WIP

So, it might be high time I do this. I've been considering it for a while, but I just couldn't really muster the need to do so. So here goes nothing...

The name's The Mad Hatter, though The Mad Hatress would be more befitting, considering my lack of a penis. You can call me Mad, Hatter, Hatress, AM, Love, Sister/Sis or Whatever. I'm a 28 years old woman with a bunch of different fancy pieces of paper stating how great I am, but I haven't really found that one thing (job) that makes me happy yet. But I like writing.

I've been Post-by-Post roleplaying since I was 12, so... that's a while. I've been writing stories since I could and I've always had a great interest in Fantasy and Sci-Fi; mostly High Fantasy with Elves and Dwarves (or other fantastical creatures) and Superhero/Superhuman stuff.
I've actually been roleplaying for as long as I can remember, starting with sticks as swords in the backyard with my brothers, evolving into Live Roleplaying in the town club, then going into Pen-and-Paper at the age of ten, with PnP overlapping with PbP for a few years.

I'm an Advanced level writer, but I can do Casual, if I'm intrigued enough at the concept/idea of an RP. I'm almost always looking for a new RP, so you're very welcome to shoot me a PM if you're looking for players for something I might like.

I'm from Denmark, making me a Dane, making me Danish. Danes are known for their "rude" nature, promiscuity (and generally pretty loose view on sex), open minds, horrible (and dark) sense of humor and, mostly currently, their racism. I can't say it's not true, but I'm not a racist; at least not really. I joke.

I have a small daughter (Freja) from October 2014 and a 4 months premature son (Balder) from December 2016. I also have a wonderful husband who fully supports my roleplaying "career".
I have a tabby cat named Salli, a canarie named Robin and an aquarium full of guppies that reproduce at too rapid a rate for me to come up with names for all of them.

Most Recent Posts

@Mt Paragon Have you deserted us, oh Great One?

Are we waiting in vain for your post, @Groompy?

Honestly, I won't be mad () if you've dropped - I just want to know so I can delete the thread from my Subs.
I liked the idea fine, but after nearly 15 years of Play-by-Post/forum roleplaying, I'm used to games running out in the sand before they really take off. It's not that I didn't care about the game, I'm just used to it.

All you gotta do is pop in, say you're out and be on your merry way. That's all I ask.
Did I kill this?
Double posting to tell you that my CS have been quick-fixed. I might change the wording later, without changing the actual outcome.
@The Mad Hatter most definitely IC posts will be third person, no worries! Actually, sorry, can I ask for the aspects to be written OOC, for clarity's sake? Alarah shall be approved though :)


No worries, that’s an easy fix. It’d be easier than the way they’re written now, at least 😅

I don't have the time to do it right now, but it will be done ASAP.
Greetings!

Here's the concept of my character. If you need more, let me know and I'll try to fill it out without breaking my brain. Hopefully, I won't have to write 1st-person IC, 'cause that'd kill me.


This looks amazing and I obviously want to be part of it. Is there room for one more?
There! It took me five days, but I finally managed to piece together a post. I'm sorry if it's terrible, but it was written over several sittings, which I don't normally do because I suck at it.

I think I manged to get everything into the post, but if not, I should have time to do some editing today, so feel free to let me known.

.:EDIT:.

I was thinking... What other ideas did you guys have for characters and/or powers? Like, did you have several ideas, but just decided that the one you used was best?

I had this vague idea about a character that could change their mass/density, for one. I have a ton of characters already, so I try not to recycle powers too much. Kira is recycled, though.
Katerina was deep into the information on the tablet, eyes wide and heart pounding in her chest as she read about the research that had led to the experiment that her apparent powers was a result of. It was truly remarkable and she found herself wondering if she would be allowed to partake in the actual research or if she would just be another student at this school.

As she was halfway into finally reading about the school itself – wondering what this training that was continuously referred to meant – one of the flight attendants came to her side with a soft smile on her face.

Excuse me, miss,” she was soft-spoken, with a light tone to her voice, ”Would you please come with me?

Katerina quirked one of her perfectly manicured brows at the timid woman, but gave no verbal response as she packed away the tablet into her purse. The flight attendant just stood by, looking a bit unnerved. Although the thought was only in her mind for a few seconds, Katerina had briefly wondered whether the woman really was this nervous, or if it was Katerina's own nerves that were rubbing off on the poor thing. How did her powers work? What could she do? Was she, like, an opposite empath? She gave a light shake of her head; this was not the time for that.

This way, miss,” the flight attendant said when Katerina rose from her seat, ”Please, follow me.

And so she did. The woman led her through to the first class section and into the flight attendants quarters and while Katerina looked around a bit – something was off about this – the woman fiddled with something in one of the cabinets.

Eto plokho, (This is bad)“ Katerina muttered under her breath, feeling that queasy sensation in her stomach again.

The woman let out a small giggle, ”Not at all, miss,” she said, handing her a weird-looking backpack, “We're just ready to disembark.

A few seconds of awkward silence passed before Katerina realized that she had been handed a parachute. With eyes that size if saucers, Katerina began fervently shaking her head, repeating the word ”net, (No)” over and over again. She had the rational thought that maybe she was having a panic attack, but before it came that far, the co-pilot hurried in and began putting on a parachute of his own, which effectively distracted her enough to rattle her out of her train of thought.

Relax, miss,” the flight attendant said in a soft tone, ”We'll be jumping with you and the tablet will give you instructions. You'll be fine.

Although she desperately wanted to wake up from this nightmare now, Katerina allowed the flight attendant and co-pilot to help her into the parachute. She was still breathing a bit too fast and she was a little light-headed from the hyperventilation.

Suddenly, the door was thrown open and the sheer force of the wind caused Katerina to grab for the nearest object in order to not fall over. The nearest thing happened to be the co-pilot, who simply chuckled at her.

I'll jump first!” the flight attendant yelled over the roar of the wind, ”You follow me!” she added, pointing to Katerina. And without further explanation, the woman jumped from the plane. Katerina immediately rushed forwards to see where she was and when she saw the woman diving into the unknown, she took a deep breath and followed.

It felt like the wind had been sucked from her lungs and the wind whipped at her entire body. She felt instant regret and had to try her best to not literally piss herself with both the force of the wind on her entire front and the sheer terror she was feeling.

> You are doing well.

Once the shock passed, Katerina recognized the voice in her mind as the one from her tablet. The flight attendant had told her that the tablet would tell her what to do.

> Aim for this.

Really, this was not the weirdest part of all this, so Katerina just followed the red triangle that somehow appeared in her very vision, as if she was a freaking robot.

> Deploy parachute.

All right, Katerina thought, but how do I do that? Well, now that she really thought about it, she did know how. It was as if she had done it before. Without missing a beat, she did as instructed. The parachute opened up behind her, whipping up with a resounding ”whoosh” and for the brief moment where it was out, but not yet open, Katerina wondered if it even would. The harsh tug on her restraints answered the question and she was soaring gracefully in the sky.

> Now all you have to do is land.

Great. Easy as pie, Katerina thought sarcastically. She managed to, rather ungracefully, tumble onto the ground, rolling around a few times and managing to get herself tangled in one of the lines that attached to the parachute. The flight attendant rushed over and helped her free. She was saying something, but Katerina could not hear. Her ears were ringing so bad. Her entire body felt like it was made from jelly and she really wanted a nap right about now.

The look of the flight attendant's face let Katerina know that the woman was laughing as she pointed towards some metal stands with a banner that read ”Welcome Freshmen”. Katerina nodded her thanks and went there. It looked like something was about to begin.

Her hearing returned just in time to hear the speech. The whole thing just left her with more questions that answers and as she wandered towards where the tablet had told her to go. She was deep in thought when she stood in front of the door and barely even knew the voice of the tablet from her own thoughts when the wall swallowed her shoes. The same was the case when she opened the door, using the insignia on her hat.

As soon as she was in her pod, she looked around for a few moments before realizing that she was not alone.

Privet, (Hello/Greetings)” she greeted with a tired smile.
@Mt Paragon

Sorry. I've been busy. Finals are getting close and I have a huge essay to write on diseases of affluence and a presentation on microorganisms to do in the next few weeks, so I'm trying to get as much done as early as possible so I have time to panic and change it all a few times.

I'll get to work on that post ASAP. I just have some regular homework on the cells' structure and functions to do and that'll be done in a few hours. That should give me about 2 hours to write a post tonight, unless my kids are hellspawn assholes annoying giving me a hard time.
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