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"And it was at this point, Escotto realized he should'a gotten that off-road board after all!" Escotto narrated to himself, mostly. ""But, Escotto!" I hear you ask! "What if Ramona got pissed at Escotto for getting another board? She has needs, damnit!" That's because skateboards are inanimate objects, ya' damn fewl! They don't has feelings....! This still sucks, tough."

Between this, and that sudden sonic boom blasting a wall of dust into his face, it was time Escotto tried hoofing it. It was deep in this forest, meaning he didn't even have moonlight to guide him. "I knew I should've gotten that Sonar surgery!" he grumbled.

But, aside from that, something had been tailing him for a good while now. Only now did the young Mexican

"Mexicano! Get it right!"

Er, sorry. Mexicano, actually pause to observe his followers. From the corner of his eye, he made out several glowing green eyes.

"Sí, definitivamente algo de mierda de película de terror! ¡Mejor ir a lo seguro y pretender que no me doy cuenta!" He thought. Trotting along, Escotto stopped, pretending to look about lost... Even though, he kind of was. "Oh noes! I am just a lost little mexicano boyo on his way to grandma's house! I certainly hope no big scary beasties don't come to eat muh juicy lil' ass!" He cried, winking.... To something. Meanwhile, he had reached into his pocket and slipped one of his switchblades out, flicking it open.

He took two steps, whistling a little tune. Another two steps, still whistling. Another two steps...

"Aaaaand TURN!"

Wheeling around, Escotto flung the knife into one of the sets of glowing eyes, managing to take out the left one of them, then took off down the bend. He held Ramona close in one hand while fishing out the other switchblade with the other. It'd be better if Escotto got somewhere that didn't give these things home field advantage.

@RangingWolf Eventually he made it to a clearing where there awaited

"Holy fuck on a shit stick! It's a mothafuckin' spaceship!"

Escotto could have run into some allies, or straight into more targets. Well, whatever, he could still jack that shit if it were the latter.... Except, Escotto would have no idea how to fly that thi-

"Uh, uh, uh! One problem at a time!"

Making a mad dash for the ship, Escotto began to hoot of all things.
@RangingWolfIn that case, Escotto will just need to happen by. Can't post now, but I'll see about putting something out tomorrow.
@RangingWolf Yeah, I finally got around to reading the posts. Question, how would a distress beacon look from this ship?
Suprised Escotto wasn't included in the GM's response. Did he just not encounter anything of interest yet? I'm kinda waiting for@RangingWolf to actually crash... Unless he did that already. Hm...
Hm, should I try posting something? I have an idea, but I feel like I should wait for something to happen.
@Shoryu Also, you should post that map somewhere that's easy for everyone to look at.

@RangingWolf Looking at the map, it seems Escotto is closest to your character. So, prepare for shenanigans!
I usually prefer to wait until I think it's a good time to post something. Or, if I have a character interacting with another's, let those people respond first and then post. Enforcing a posting order would only work if everyone's posting consistantly. So, if someone went missing for some period of time, things would get weird.
Los Angelos, California

July 8th, 2018

3 PM

Sunday

The day, thus far, had been quite uneventful. Los Hermanos De Las Rochas had been called over to the abode of their university friends... Who were still trying to come up with a name for their group. They're a work in progress.

What was in progress was the latest invention of this trio's brains, Ned Vincent.

"I call it, the Tesla Gate!" The bespectacled, long braided, Chinese-American announced. "By entering an algorithm into this interface, it will program the gate to generate a temporal distortion therein. Afterwards, the gate's gyroscopic stabilizes will tune the distortion into the proper frequency, which would then quantum tunnel a wormhole between our universe, and that vibrating at the frequency mapped by the algorithm! With this, inter-dimensional travel has become possible!"

Ned's excitement deflated at the blank stares.

Fred Hill, a tall, stocky, ginger raised his hand. "Ned?"

Ned sighed, already knowing this question would be a stupid one. "Yes, Fred?"

"What's a Tesla?"

"So, what does thing do, Ned?" Demanded Redemoinho Sampson. He was noticeably shorter than the rest of crew, just barely Escotto's height. His mocha complexion, gelled back black hair and penchant for fine clothes marked him as Brazillian.

"Redemoinho, I just explained the function of the Tesla Gate!" Ned grumbled.

"Yeah, but how about explaining it in English!" Rede shot back.

"I am speaking English!"

"Hang on, hang on!" Escotto cut in. "It means, this thing's a knock-off of a Stargate!"

Finally, the others' eyes lit up.

Fred practically bounced on his toes, clapping. "Ooh! Ooh! That means we get to go to Atlantis!"

"How come you follow all this Science jargon?" Rede asked Escotto.

Smirking, Escotto clapped Rede's shoulder and explained, "It's 'cause I have something called an -follow along now- "Ed-U-Ca-Tion"!"

Which set Rede to rolling his eyes, grumbling something about having learned on the streets. Afterwards, a bored silence fell over the group as Ned fiddled with the gate's controls. Eventually, the giant rings of the gate's gyroscope whirled to life, crackling with power as their spinning blurred into a brightening sphere.

CRASH!


There was little time for anyone to contemplate what the noise was: A piece of the ceiling chipped off and hit a switch on the gate's controls. As Ned rushed to get control of it again, the energy sparking from the gyroscope began to branch out, zapping anything and everything. Including Ned. If only the nerd spent as much time developing his physique as he did his brain, he could have held on to that console. Instead, the increasing gravity dragged him towards the orb.

Behind the crew, the lab door burst open and figures poured into the room, trying to take Antonio and the others, who fought them back. Escotto managed to punch out one of these attackers before Ned's yelping drew his attention.

Escotto knew what he had to do. But the question was: Did he have the cajones and lack of sense to risk his life to save his friend?

"The hell kinda question is that?! OF COURSE I DO! Yújiā Yánshēn!" With that, Escotto's arm stretched across the lab, where he snatched Ned, but couldn't seem to pull him back. A quick decision led to Escotto grabbing the outer rim of the gate and yanking himself over. He managed to get between Ned and the gyroscope and kick the hapless nerd away from the gyroscope and into big Fred's arms.

"ESCOTTO!" he heard someone scream, and then a flash.

Then darkness.

Somewhere in Equestria.


When Escotto came to, he was cold and wet. Maybe he did end up in Atlantis after all? No, wait this looks like a river. He managed to reach out and grab a rock before dragging himself to dry land. He felt sick. The kind of sick that came after one of his drunken rampages. But, he was pretty sure alcohol was not in the equation of bullshit that brought him here.

Taking deep breaths, the Mexicano forced himself to stand, and keep his lunch where it belonged. His surroundings were green with forest life, until he looked north (don't ask how he knows) with what appeared the be a burning spire breaking the skyline. Further in the distance to another direction, Escotto could hear the thumping of something big, and most likely not friendly.

"Well, whatever that is, I hope it's ass is ready to meet my foot!" Pulling his trusty board, Ramona from... Somewhere, Escotto skated off north.
Okay, I posted Escotto in the character section. I decided to leave out the factions he's part of until they actually become relevant. Anyway, I'll try to post something today. But, I had a late night, so I'm kinda tired.
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