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"Oh, there's no toilet paper, I just said that so you'd let me in. Have fun explaining that to your neighbors!"

DJ gave Ron a cheeky smile before squeezing past him and making his way to the basement. One look at all his friends, and suddenly he was feeling...inadequate. It seems that everyone had gone all out for their costumes (especially Robbie), and here he was, with a bunch of ripped up cereal boxes taped to his shirt. Still, he smiled, waving to Deus before approaching Isaac on the couch.

"The ladies must love Slim Jims, am I right Macho Man?" He gave a wink to Alice and Bernie before applauding Robbie's performance. "Honey, Meryl Streep is quaking right now!"

DJ considered Ron's suggestion. It sounded like fun, but after hearing Deus and Augie's responses, he awkwardly cleared his throat. "As fun as that would be, I've got a better idea. The latest countdown on SHS ends tonight, so how about we pull it up, maybe take bets on who's getting exposed this time around? I'm thinking it's either 'Sharon Baxter smokes pot' or 'Mr. Peterson's having an affair with the librarian.' What do you guys think?"

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It wasn't easy driving with a bunch of empty cereal boxes taped to your shirt, but for the sake of being the highlight of the party, DJ was willing to sacrifice his comfort.

While he wasn't normally into the horror scene, DJ loved no other holiday like Halloween. It was the only time of year that you could where whatever the hell you wanted AND get free candy for it! The only real problem was coming up with a new and exciting costume every year. Due to DJ's lack of employment, he had to settle for his current costume choice, which he still thought was pretty good. At least Isaac would get a laugh out of it.

DJ pulled his uncle's truck up to the curb outside Ron's house before turning off the ignition. After his dad died, his mom sold his car to support them, and her brother let them have his old truck after he got a new one. It wasn't "cool" in the traditional sense, but it worked, and that was all DJ could ask for. After a quick look in the rearview mirror, DJ hopped out of the truck and headed for the front door.

After ringing the doorbell, DJ decided to have a little fun, as he usually did.

"Open up," he shouted. "I've got toilet paper, and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Good luck explaining that to your neighbors, Ronnie.

Sᴛᴇʀʟɪɴɢ Hᴇɪɢʜᴛs Sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛs

The Class Clown

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Daniel James “DJ” Carter

_{”Humans are homo sapiens, right? So, if you were afraid of humans, would that make you a homophobe?”}

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● Name:

Daniel James Carter, prefers DJ

● Age:

Seventeen

● Gender:

Male

● Sexuality:

Unsure

● More In Depth Appearance:

DJ is the kind of guy who doesn’t dress for anyone but himself. His preferred outfit consists of a pair of jeans and a t-shirt with some sort of graphic. For footwear, he usually sticks to sneakers, but he’ll occasionally slip on some Vans or Converse if he feels like it. He keeps his black hair short, as it’s more comfortable for wearing his Patriots ball cap (he doesn’t follow sports, but he likes the hat regardless). At 5 foot 9 and 146 pounds, DJ’s about as average as a boy his age can be.

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● Friendly ● Abrasive ● Compassionate ● Impulsive ●

● Personality:

DJ discovered his passion for making people laugh early on in high school. Just tell a few jokes, and suddenly, everyone’s your friend. There’s not a shy bone in his body, so he’s more often than not seen chatting it up with his fellow students and teachers, or even complete strangers.

The downside is that many of his jokes come at the expense of others. DJ’s not afraid to speak his mind, and that gets him into trouble pretty often. While he’s generally well-liked by most of the student body, there are a few kids (and teachers) who seem his as, well, an asshole. Regardless, DJ will extend a hand of friendship to just about anyone.

If you find yourself accepting said friendship, you’ll soon find that DJ’s “eager to please” personality doesn’t stop at just cheap laughs. He’ll regularly check up on you, ask you about your day and how your life’s going, and try to make sure you go through the school day with a smile. And if you don’t feel like smiling, he’ll understand. He’ll happily shut up for once and listen to whatever you need to get off your chest, and if you’re feeling up to it, he’ll rattle off a pun or two to lighten the mood.

● Quirks:

*DJ can do a spot-on impression of the principal. The principal finds it annoying, but harmless.
*DJ isn’t a coward, but he tends to stay away from horror movies and haunted house attractions. He still loves Halloween, though.
*DJ learned the default dance from Fortnite to spite his math teacher.

● Hobbies:

Video games, band practice, Twitter, DnD

● Likes & Dislikes:

+Puns
+Memes
+His friends
+Video Games
+Making people smile

-Math homework
-Douchebags
-Pineapple on pizza
-Horror movies
-Formal wear

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● Family Members:

*Mother, Theresa Carter, 43
*Brother, Maxwell Carter, 13

● Biography:

DJ was born to Theresa and Robert Carter on a cold night in February. His childhood was uneventful up until about 6 months after the birth of his younger brother, Max. A drunk driver had struck his father’s car, killing him and the driver on impact. Since then, life had felt a little empty for DJ, even when he attempted to fill it by surrounding himself with friends. His mother suffered the most, having to work two jobs to support her very dependent children and deal with the loss of her husband. Max, on the other hand, barely has any memory of Robert, but even though he has his older brother, he still yearns for a father figure.

Despite the emptiness inside him, DJ resolved to keep a smile on his face as much as possible, as his father once told him that “smiles are free, and they make everyone happy.”

● Theme Song:

Word Crimes by Weird Al Yankovic
_{I hate these word crimes
Like “I could care less”
That means you do care
At least a little}

Sᴛᴇʀʟɪɴɢ Hᴇɪɢʜᴛs Sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛs

The Class Clown

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Daniel James “DJ” Carter

_{”Humans are homo sapiens, right? So, if you were afraid of humans, would that make you a homophobe?”}

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● Name:

Daniel James Carter, prefers DJ

● Age:

Seventeen

● Gender:

Male

● Sexuality:

Unsure

● More In Depth Appearance:

DJ is the kind of guy who doesn’t dress for anyone but himself. His preferred outfit consists of a pair of jeans and a t-shirt with some sort of graphic. For footwear, he usually sticks to sneakers, but he’ll occasionally slip on some Vans or Converse if he feels like it. He keeps his black hair short, as it’s more comfortable for wearing his Patriots ball cap (he doesn’t follow sports, but he likes the hat regardless). At 5 foot 9 and 146 pounds, DJ’s about as average as a boy his age can be.

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● Friendly ● Abrasive ● Compassionate ● Impulsive ●

● Personality:

DJ discovered his passion for making people laugh early on in high school. Just tell a few jokes, and suddenly, everyone’s your friend. There’s not a shy bone in his body, so he’s more often than not seen chatting it up with his fellow students and teachers, or even complete strangers.

The downside is that many of his jokes come at the expense of others. DJ’s not afraid to speak his mind, and that gets him into trouble pretty often. While he’s generally well-liked by most of the student body, there are a few kids (and teachers) who seem his as, well, an asshole. Regardless, DJ will extend a hand of friendship to just about anyone.

If you find yourself accepting said friendship, you’ll soon find that DJ’s “eager to please” personality doesn’t stop at just cheap laughs. He’ll regularly check up on you, ask you about your day and how your life’s going, and try to make sure you go through the school day with a smile. And if you don’t feel like smiling, he’ll understand. He’ll happily shut up for once and listen to whatever you need to get off your chest, and if you’re feeling up to it, he’ll rattle off a pun or two to lighten the mood.

● Quirks:

*DJ can do a spot-on impression of the principal. The principal finds it annoying, but harmless.
*DJ isn’t a coward, but he tends to stay away from horror movies and haunted house attractions. He still loves Halloween, though.
*DJ learned the default dance from Fortnite to spite his math teacher.

● Hobbies:

Video games, band practice, Twitter, DnD

● Likes & Dislikes:

+Puns
+Memes
+His friends
+Video Games
+Making people smile

-Math homework
-Douchebags
-Pineapple on pizza
-Horror movies
-Formal wear

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● Family Members:

*Mother, Theresa Carter, 43
*Brother, Maxwell Carter, 13

● Biography:

DJ was born to Theresa and Robert Carter on a cold night in February. His childhood was uneventful up until about 6 months after the birth of his younger brother, Max. A drunk driver had struck his father’s car, killing him and the driver on impact. Since then, life had felt a little empty for DJ, even when he attempted to fill it by surrounding himself with friends. Despite the emptiness inside him, DJ resolved to keep a smile on his face as much as possible, as his father told him at a young age that “smiles are free, and they make everyone happy.”

● Theme Song:

Word Crimes by Weird Al Yankovic
_{I hate these word crimes
Like “I could care less”
That means you do care
At least a little}

High School with a dirty twist!

I'm still down for this. I like this fleshed-out concept.

Same ol' MissCapnCrunch bag of ideas.

I'm willing to give it a try!

Santa Celia: Coast to Coast

Damn, Witry. Back at it again with the superhero RP's.

Anyway, I'd love to do this, and since I have a bit more freedom when it comes to character design, hopefully I'll actually be motivated to post. Now I just gotta think of a character.

Same ol' MissCapnCrunch bag of ideas.

I like Excavation and Honeycomb Lane a lot, but I can get down with Sterling Heights as well. I've actually had a lot of dreams where I'm back in high school, so I may actually be better suited for that setting. I'll roll with just about anything, though!

Ultimate One Universe: Season Two

Sad to say, I'll have to drop out. I just can't muster up the motivation to get excited about this kind of thing. Sorry guys.

Ultimate One Universe: Season Two

I do have an idea of what I want my next post to be. I just can't for sure say when it'll be up. I'll try to dedicate some time to it tomorrow.