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Cosplay Gone Wrong

I am so sorry for not posting. I am in between a national tournament for swimming right now so I have been busy. I might not be able to post tomorrow. I usually like speeding it up but I am slowing it down right now. Sorry.

Cosplay Gone Wrong

"Gwen take me! I don't have a ride and. I haven't been on a motorbike for ages." Gio made to grab his stuff and got to the door, stepping over the unconscious cop. With an inquisitive look on his face, Gio rustled through the cop's belongings and found a phone and a small Swiss Army knife. Throwing it to Gwen, saying "Get this. You might need it" Gio lifted off the ground and looked at the rest if the group, waiting for a response. Gio hummed I Will Survive under his breath.

Cosplay Gone Wrong

Bye eemmtt! We couldve been commissar buddies but nevermind, oh well. Bye man!

Cosplay Gone Wrong

Ok let's get this show on the road! Finally got enough bloody people to post so we can go do our shit!

Cosplay Gone Wrong

"Okay, thanks for that Gwen. So Sarah isn't technically dead?" Gio got up with a grunt and dusted off the dirt on his trousers. "Phew. That's good. So we be going to the beach house?" Gio picked his stuff up from the couch. His kind of heavy Storm Bolter, his Chainsword, little Stub pistol that was usually in his pocket and a pocket knife he carries around.

That was when everyone's phone either vibrated or let out a sound. Gio's phone rang out as well. "FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!" the phone yelled, literally jumping out of his pocket. He picked his phone up with a slight red face and read the text message. He looked up to the others with a confused look. "So ah, do we go? Or do we not. I think we should because the station will probably be worried for two junior cops mysteriously vanishing."

Cosplay Gone Wrong

Look, I needed to advance it a little bit. I usually do not like doing this but frankly, it was going a bit slow. I could've waited patiently for someone else to post and I should've. Sorry. I hand all of that kind of stuff back to Gummi Bunnies, our GM. I will not advance the story in any massive way anymore.

Cosplay Gone Wrong

"Whoa, wait. If David has the TARDIS, then we can stop all of this from happening right? We would be continuing our normal lives. All we need to do is lie low and-" Sounds of footsteps appeared behind Gio who is turning around and saw two police officers walking towards him calling out "SIR, we were just passing by. Please do not run. I heard someone is..... Dead? Let me check this out sir"

The junior cop walked towards the frozen Gio and gently pushed him aside. He looked into the room and saw a couple of people and a girl..... a girl lying down with a dagger in her head. He turns around to Gio and see's him running towards the other elevator. The cop tried to catch Gio and unsheathed his revolver. "We have a suspect for a murder up here. Please, DO NOT RUN! WE WILL CATCH YOU!" The other cop walked towards the door and saw the gruesome sight. He drew his taser and pretty much shouted "DO NOT MOVE, I WILL NOT HARM YOU IF YOU DO NOT MOVE!!!!"

Cosplay Gone Wrong

Posts! Wow!

Cosplay Gone Wrong

Um, is it me and Assalya that are here anymore? The thread is as empty as a empty glass bottle.

Cosplay Gone Wrong

"Hey! See, Julie agrees. We need food" Gio looked at his claw and outfit and realised the point. He scratched the back of his head "I'm hungry, I can't think right. I see your point. Maybe a bloody claw, an optic eye and an Commissar outfit is not a good idea. But I have a bloody claw!" Gio snapped his claws in front of everyone and paused halfway, realising consequences.

"Shit! I have a bloody claw. How am I gonna explain this to my girlfriend. I, I" Gio slumped on the ground, resting his head on the couch and letting his legs splay out, a look of sadness on his face "I, I can't hug my Girlfriend anymore. I loved cuddling with her. Now I'm a stupid" Gio teared at his coat "idiot with a claw. That can't...... even hug his girlfriend" Gio let a tear out and got up. "I need a drink. Excuse me" Head held down, he shoved his way through and went into the corridor, tears falling.

He suddenly stopped. "Wait, wasn't Sarah dead...... Fuck GUYS!" He ran into the room, red faced with tears still falling. "FUCKING SARAH's DEAD! FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO! She was cosplaying as a dead person! FUCK EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG!" Gio then covered his mouth with a hand, realising he was shouting. Silently, he whispered "Fuck"