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8 yrs ago
Current i wanna be on this status bar conversation too
8 yrs ago
4 months ago i made a status about ur mom and you never replied i hate you
9 yrs ago
NEED HELP WITH YOUR DOCTORAL DISSERTATION? PM ME AND ILL MAKE FUN OF YOUR MOTHER.
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9 yrs ago
HAVE YOU RECENTLY LOST A LEMER? CONTACT ME ASAP IM ALLERGIC TO PRIMATES. CONTACT INFO: 555-8258 EXT: 789789
9 yrs ago
PST for indepth discussion on the versatility of parrots in the modern office space

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"hey, david sensei isnt in voice chat because estps dont know how to sit sitl"
lucky they knew where an se dom would hang out and headed to the nearest car that wasnt again the 16 ferraris

somewhere in the distance, my car breaks down
daddy picked daddy up

CRYING SO HARD
"my bone-bone will last for an eternity if we dont get some external hope"

luckidly he knew a guy, david, master of finishing whenever you needed too" their only hope

David sensei

somewhere in california, a man's ears turn bright read in humility
daddys dick was actually much like a ducks dick, it corkscrewed to provide maximum dick grip but unfortunate for both daddies

it meant daddy couldnt stop

stop me daddy
the force of daddys thrusts actually was starting to light daddy's beard nipple hair on fire, but daddy didnt mind, all it took was a mightly leap from the four star restaurant to his newyork skyline penthouse (where he had 16 Ferraris chilling at the top specifically to deny them of their made to roading purpose) bathroom and turned on all the high powers jets which they both knew had the power to break bones

bones belonging to people who werent fuckin this good that is

my aircon burns from the electricity running through its veins
daddy lifted daddy into his strong and powerful arms
much bigger than sophi's arms, which were like tree trunks and boulders in their own right and ripped off all of daddys clothes by clenching a singular fist and extended his tongue 14 feet to lick daddys all of it so so good

somewhere in the world, an enfp invents the word gagh

ga and ugh but fused together
super daddies

lover daddies
FATHER GON' GIVE IT TO YA
FATHER'S CLOTHES EXPLODE OFF OF HIS BODY WITH THE FORCE OF 20000 SUPERNOAS

the super novae at the center of this here our milky way look so beautiful when give the proper scale
if someone deletes this rp

i am contractually obligated to own 50% of rpg payable in the next 5 months

father cares
"you can dribble me like a basketball if you need

i am into foreplay"

a dog darks, but no one is there to hear it
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