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STATUS: I ride the waves like a Deaf So-Cal Surfer with an inebriated left leg. 8 yrs ago
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Darog (/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Badass; 7–2 BC to Whenever he feels like it), also referred to as Darog the Badger God, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of The Great Badger. Christianity regards Darog as the awaited Messiah (or "The Badger God") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Darog Barrowolf, a name that is also used in non-Christian contexts.
Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Darog existed historically, although the quest for the historical Darog has produced little agreement on the historical reliability of the Gospels and on how closely the biblical Darog reflects the historical Darog.Most scholars agree that Darog The Badger God was a great warrior and an all round badass. who preached his message orally, was baptized in the blood of his fallen enemies by some weird fuck, and was crucified in Jerusalem on the orders of the Roman prefect, some poncy no namer. Scholars have constructed various portraits of the historical Darog, which often depict him as having one or more of the following roles: the leader of an apocalyptic movement, Messiah, a charismatic healer, a sage and philosopher, or an egalitarian social reformer, or more accurately, the baddest ass of all. Scholars have correlated the New Testament accounts with non-Christian historical records to arrive at an estimated chronology of Darog's life. The widely accepted calendar era (abbreviated as "AD", alternatively referred to as "CE"), counts from a medieval estimate of the awesomeness of Darog.
Christians believe that Darog has a "unique significance" in the world. Christian doctrines include the beliefs that Darog was conceived by the Holy Spirit, was born of a virgin, performed miracles and blackjack parties with hookers and shotguns, founded the Church of Cool, died by crucifixion as a sacrifice to achieve no fucks, rose from the dead to get bitches and give his killers stitches, and ascended into heaven, whence he will return after his all nighters of drinking and sexual deviancy. The great majority of Christians worship Darog as the incarnation of The Great Badger, The Badger God, the second of three persons of a Divine Trinity.
In Islam, Darog (commonly transliterated as "Dargod") is considered one of The Great Badger's important prophets and the Messiah. To Muslims, Darog is a bringer of Coolness and was born of a badass sexy Badger girl. According to the Quran, Jesus was not crucified but was physically raised into the heavens by The Great Badger.
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To be clear: overrated does not mean bad, okay? though some of my picks for overrated may just be bad in my eyes. Who knows? anyway, my opinion is below on some gems and some duds.
Underrated
God-Hand - Made by "Proto-Platinum Games"(Clover Studios, same people who made Okami, got closed down and then people from that studio formed Plat-Games.). It was a goofy as fuck game with a near perfect "martial arts meets Brawl 'em' up" style combat system that rewarded creativity and actually learning enemy patterns so that you can progress the fighting spirit and unlock stronger, badasser moves. It was kinda like the anime, Beat 'em' Up version of Dark Souls before Dark Souls in terms of difficulty. Game got some mixed reviews mainly because nobody wanted to actually learn the combat system, plus as well IGN's god awful review lmao. Worth a check out.
Street Fighter EX Series - Nothing much to say here really, other than it should've been a completely original series with maybe one or two guest Street Fighter characters. Which it seems Arika is doing with his mystery game.
Legacy of Kain: Blood Omen - People often go with Soul Reaver 1 and 2, but I think Blood Omen is the best of the series, followed by Defiance. Top Down Action RPG, that still has some of the finest voice acting in a game, even around 20 years later.
Zone of The Enders 2: The Second Runner - One of my all time favourite games. Fantastic action, fantastic score and a rather simple yet well done story. I still think it was ahead of its time.
Dragon's Dogma - Does "Epic Big Monster battles" better than most RPGs past or present. You've actually got to scale up the monster and strike him. Love it, wished it got the recognition it deserved. It's a flawed diamond in a rather "Rudimentary" genre of games.
Overrated
Overwatch - aka "Team Pixar 2" mainly because it's almost like Team Fortress 2, only with interesting characters that have powers. Prefer Battleborn's roster too.
Pokemon Red/Blue - It's pure nostalgia with the "Genwunners" Fanbase. even X/Y is better lmao.
Half-Life 2 - How can an incomplete story be one of the "Best game stories ever" huh? It's really just a glorified tech demo.
Final Fantasy 7 - mainly because 6 does everything better.
Underrated
God-Hand - Made by "Proto-Platinum Games"(Clover Studios, same people who made Okami, got closed down and then people from that studio formed Plat-Games.). It was a goofy as fuck game with a near perfect "martial arts meets Brawl 'em' up" style combat system that rewarded creativity and actually learning enemy patterns so that you can progress the fighting spirit and unlock stronger, badasser moves. It was kinda like the anime, Beat 'em' Up version of Dark Souls before Dark Souls in terms of difficulty. Game got some mixed reviews mainly because nobody wanted to actually learn the combat system, plus as well IGN's god awful review lmao. Worth a check out.
Street Fighter EX Series - Nothing much to say here really, other than it should've been a completely original series with maybe one or two guest Street Fighter characters. Which it seems Arika is doing with his mystery game.
Legacy of Kain: Blood Omen - People often go with Soul Reaver 1 and 2, but I think Blood Omen is the best of the series, followed by Defiance. Top Down Action RPG, that still has some of the finest voice acting in a game, even around 20 years later.
Zone of The Enders 2: The Second Runner - One of my all time favourite games. Fantastic action, fantastic score and a rather simple yet well done story. I still think it was ahead of its time.
Dragon's Dogma - Does "Epic Big Monster battles" better than most RPGs past or present. You've actually got to scale up the monster and strike him. Love it, wished it got the recognition it deserved. It's a flawed diamond in a rather "Rudimentary" genre of games.
Overrated
Overwatch - aka "Team Pixar 2" mainly because it's almost like Team Fortress 2, only with interesting characters that have powers. Prefer Battleborn's roster too.
Pokemon Red/Blue - It's pure nostalgia with the "Genwunners" Fanbase. even X/Y is better lmao.
Half-Life 2 - How can an incomplete story be one of the "Best game stories ever" huh? It's really just a glorified tech demo.
Final Fantasy 7 - mainly because 6 does everything better.
Make the combat Not shit for a start...
lmao this thread is still alive?
No.
if you've ever used a Ditto for baby making in a Pokemon game, you'll know the outcome.
Dickbutt.
Miko smiled as both Hattori and Yunosuke both decided to leave. "I'll see you guys tomorrow! I'm waiting for Daigo to come and get his medicine. Good luck!" with a more cheerful tone, Miko waved them off. "Oh har har, Yuno!" Hattori groaned as they both left the room. The nurse came over to Miko. Rina was the academy's expert on medicine and aid, a former shinigami who's supportive abilities are second to none. "Those two are in for a shock if they do go toe to toe with Saejima" She remarked. The sky was beginning to darken, Hattori stretched out, looking up to the destroyed window that was situated at Chosokabe's Office. "I guess I acted a little too recklessly..." Hattori said, sighing as then focused back on heading back home. Luckily his scooter was where he placed it, he was sure Chosokabe would've had moved by now. "So where am I taking you? I pretty much know this city well." he asked taking out his helmet. He then handed the spore over to Yunosuke.
"My mind is racing with just so many questions about this ranked challenge business. Our opponent, if we will succeed, and most of all." He stopped himself, his expression becoming slightly more serious. "Just who the hell attacked Daigo. if someone can take him out in a single hit? then they mean business." He rambled on. "Anyway, let's go."
"My mind is racing with just so many questions about this ranked challenge business. Our opponent, if we will succeed, and most of all." He stopped himself, his expression becoming slightly more serious. "Just who the hell attacked Daigo. if someone can take him out in a single hit? then they mean business." He rambled on. "Anyway, let's go."
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