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STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 6 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
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"I said hot-girl disguises, not grabbing a cup of tea with mum disguises," Katie deadpanned as Ryan presented herself for inspection. Peeling out of her Falcon's raglan, she chucked it at her friend's head in retaliation for her gall. Katie unzipped her duffel and upended it on Ryan's bed. Half her closet tumbled out, several shoes skittering across the floor as Katie shook the bag forcefully. The bed had almost completely disappeared under the heap of clothes and accessories. She beamed at the mess, clearly pleased with herself.
"You, my dear, are gorgeous, and I refuse to let you be boring. Get your cute butt over here and have fun." Katie paused for a beat and then peered warily at her fellow blonde. "You do remember what fun is, right?"
Katie's definition of fun usually involved some degree of property damage and disorderly conduct--the finer things in life. She began digging through the pile, humming idly and practically bouncing with nervous energy. She'd gone out with the team countless times since joining the reserve string, but this was different. She was a Falcon now. Her whole life all she had ever wanted was to play Quidditch, and playing for Falmouth was the realisation of her fiercest dreams. She'd made it.
It took several attempts to get Ryan into something even remotely fun. Katie peppered her critiques with cheery digs and fawning in equal measure. She was utterly unconcerned with the time. The Leaky Cauldron wasn't going anywhere and Charlie could entertain himself. Ryan never got to have time for herself and Katie was going to make damn sure she had it tonight.
In the end, Katie had decided upon a grey dress with a plunging neckline and a hem that skimmed the tops of her thighs. After a few attempts at concealing the cursed scar that spiked down her chest to nearly her navel, she simply gave up and let it be. It wasn't as though what had happened to her was a secret.
She shrugged on a leather jacket with three quarter sleeves as she preened into a floating mirror. The bottom third of the jacket had been enchanted to look like smoldering embers. Several delicate gold ring glittered in the jacket's flickering glow. Black ankle boots with aggressively stacked heels brought her to a more respectable height, covered in designs of golden flowers that bloomed, wilted, and bloomed anew. Tiny golden flowers were woven into her milkmaid braid, winking in the light. With her eyes smoked to hell and back, Katie felt ready to take on the world.
Clapping her hands together, she rounded on Ryan with a fiendish grin.
"Damn girl, you clean up nice! I knew we could do it!" Bounding forward, she linked arms with Ryan and squeezed tight. "This is going to be brilliant!"
"You, my dear, are gorgeous, and I refuse to let you be boring. Get your cute butt over here and have fun." Katie paused for a beat and then peered warily at her fellow blonde. "You do remember what fun is, right?"
Katie's definition of fun usually involved some degree of property damage and disorderly conduct--the finer things in life. She began digging through the pile, humming idly and practically bouncing with nervous energy. She'd gone out with the team countless times since joining the reserve string, but this was different. She was a Falcon now. Her whole life all she had ever wanted was to play Quidditch, and playing for Falmouth was the realisation of her fiercest dreams. She'd made it.
It took several attempts to get Ryan into something even remotely fun. Katie peppered her critiques with cheery digs and fawning in equal measure. She was utterly unconcerned with the time. The Leaky Cauldron wasn't going anywhere and Charlie could entertain himself. Ryan never got to have time for herself and Katie was going to make damn sure she had it tonight.
In the end, Katie had decided upon a grey dress with a plunging neckline and a hem that skimmed the tops of her thighs. After a few attempts at concealing the cursed scar that spiked down her chest to nearly her navel, she simply gave up and let it be. It wasn't as though what had happened to her was a secret.
She shrugged on a leather jacket with three quarter sleeves as she preened into a floating mirror. The bottom third of the jacket had been enchanted to look like smoldering embers. Several delicate gold ring glittered in the jacket's flickering glow. Black ankle boots with aggressively stacked heels brought her to a more respectable height, covered in designs of golden flowers that bloomed, wilted, and bloomed anew. Tiny golden flowers were woven into her milkmaid braid, winking in the light. With her eyes smoked to hell and back, Katie felt ready to take on the world.
Clapping her hands together, she rounded on Ryan with a fiendish grin.
"Damn girl, you clean up nice! I knew we could do it!" Bounding forward, she linked arms with Ryan and squeezed tight. "This is going to be brilliant!"
Thank you!! I love wizarding aesthetic, especially bc with magic you can do baller ass shit with colour and materials and like...that's way better than the bullshit going on in the 2000s. Ties as belts...why....
Urban witch is such a cute aesthetic! It's quirky enough to read as wizarding to me but there's tons of room to play. It can suit muggleborns or purebloods and it's adorbs but it's not full blown goth.
Urban witch is such a cute aesthetic! It's quirky enough to read as wizarding to me but there's tons of room to play. It can suit muggleborns or purebloods and it's adorbs but it's not full blown goth.
Can we agree that fashion in the early 2000s was garbage and that because these nerds are in the wizarding world we can be anachronistic af with fashion choices for the fabulous montage? Because I just spent the past hour searching for time appropriate fashions only to find that they were all trash. The 2000s were a dark time. Skirts over jeans, what the fuck were we thinking? I refuse to believe the wizarding world looked that stupid.
All my usual HP fashion blogs (I follow several because I have A Problem) are geared towards formal/haute couture or are for aurors, not fashionable witches going out for drinks and mischief. It should not be these difficult to find inspo, buuuut here we are.
The closest sort of reasonably cute fashion trend I can find that fits the HP aesthetic and isn't Hella Formal is urban witch and I'm just going to roll with that.
All my usual HP fashion blogs (I follow several because I have A Problem) are geared towards formal/haute couture or are for aurors, not fashionable witches going out for drinks and mischief. It should not be these difficult to find inspo, buuuut here we are.
The closest sort of reasonably cute fashion trend I can find that fits the HP aesthetic and isn't Hella Formal is urban witch and I'm just going to roll with that.
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Nem I miss ur face <3
I'm going to apologise forever haha <3 I'll post soon!
I'm doing a lot better! I was a mess for a while but my mum flew out and stayed with me and my friends have been amazing. I got a swanky new job, kicked the fucker out, got a settlement written and my life is just infintely better without him. I'm so much less stressed. He was an abusive shitheel so like, fuck that guy.
Sorry to hear about that. Managing things is a huge accomplishment tho, so go you! Keep hanging in there.
I'm doing a lot better! I was a mess for a while but my mum flew out and stayed with me and my friends have been amazing. I got a swanky new job, kicked the fucker out, got a settlement written and my life is just infintely better without him. I'm so much less stressed. He was an abusive shitheel so like, fuck that guy.
Sorry to hear about that. Managing things is a huge accomplishment tho, so go you! Keep hanging in there.
Hey boo <3
I've missed you. My life blew up for a while there. Filed for divorce today, so like, yeaaaaah.
Hoping to post again soon!
I've missed you. My life blew up for a while there. Filed for divorce today, so like, yeaaaaah.
Hoping to post again soon!
Hey you.
I'm so sorry for poofing.
TLDR, my ex is a cheating bastard and I just filed for divorce. So, yeah. That's been fun!
How are you doing?
I'm so sorry for poofing.
TLDR, my ex is a cheating bastard and I just filed for divorce. So, yeah. That's been fun!
How are you doing?
Doing okay! :) My meds are fixed and I can brain again!
Yay! How about you?
Yay! How about you?
I'll wait for you forever ❤️ thanks for being patient with me!
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