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SailorMoon said
Yeah. Someone had to drop and I don't want El to be alone. Unless you don't mind El being alone and would rather wait for someone else to join? I moved her, but just changed her to Sloan's cell. :3

I think sticking her in with Sloan is fine.

Besides, she wouldn't have anybody to harass if she was alone!
Oh, okay.

At least I didn't mention anything regarding cellmates in my post so I'm in the clear there.
It's kinda nice to get back into the RP groove again. I haven't been in one like this since... Man, over a year ago I think? That's a long time in internet terms.

I'd also like to point out that I'm getting obscene amounts of ads for horse feed, saddles, etc. just from looking up things about centaurs and whatnot.
Ell shifted from hoof to hoof eagerly. The breakfast line always seemed to move far too slowly, especially since her snack stockpile was starting to get sparse. Then again, most things seemed to go far too slowly to suit her taste. The more she thought of it, the more anxious it made her. If she were free right now, this would be about the time the express deliveries would be starting. She mumbled a few choice obscenities under her breath and began to jog in place.

“Hey pony, quit with the fucking clippity-clippity! Isssss to early for your ssssshit,” a naga hissed behind her. A few other prisoners also shot her dirty looks as well. Ell considered rearing up and conveniently slipping backwards to conveniently crush the naga... Conveniently. Bucking all over the place with fists blazing was another option, but the punishment wouldn't be worth the trouble. (She had hear rumors of centaurs having their human parts hacked to pieces when they got in trouble so that their horse halves could be shipped off to make glue, and she certainly didn't want to find out whether that was true or not.)

Besides, wasting energy on a cranky old snake was below her. She flicked her ears back but otherwise paid her no mind. It was her time to grab her food anyways, so she snatched up a heaping tray of various greenery (the taste was awful, but most of her digestive tract was that of a horse so she didn't have much choice) and made a spectacle of prancing around, making a racket like a pompous showpony.

“Sssssuck it bitches! Hahaha! Heh...”

After she had her fun, she made her way over to a table that was otherwise unoccupied. She didn't sit however and plunked her tray down with little regard for her food. A little bit of lettuce flew off, but it didn't phase her and she began to shovel it in by the sporkfull while standing, hunching over as far as her torsos would let her. A can clattered in the distance which caught her attention, but she decided not to get involved. She was doing her best to avoid solitary, after all.
SailorMoon said
You actually don't have to fill out the history portion, lol it's just an option for those who do like to write their character's history. Accepted. :) She may need a manure catcher. :x

Alright, I feel a little better for that crap tornado then. I mostly just felt the need to explain how she'd be poor and yet have the fancy jewelry.

And don't worry, she may be rude and all, but she at least tries to go places that are hygienic. I mean, just letting it go in front of everybody like a regular old horse would be like a human soiling themselves.


Woo, finally finished. Sorry about the sloppy history, but that's always my least favorite part to mess with. Besides, I can always come up with a childhood or whatever for her later. On the fly character development is best character development.
SailorMoon said
They aren't going to mutilate your centaur if you make one, don't they usually use weapons anyways? :p Should be fine, but I'm cool with whatever.

I was more thinking of how sharp hooves are, horse shoes, how much it would hurt to be stepped on by a big fat horse, etc.

But luckily there's always a magical loophole somewhere, eh?

I'll get started on her now.
I know you're lenient about the actual type of supernaturals that end up here, but what about a centaur? I wouldn't have any ideas for how they'd de-weaponize the horse what with the hooves and all though...

I could downgrade to a satyr or something though if the whole horse part wouldn't work out.
This seems like it would be pretty fun. Are there going to be any horse races or animal festivals? Those were always my favorite part of the games.
I hope there's still time to shimmy in on this! I have a character in mind, but I'm having a helluva time finding the perfect picture for her, haha.
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