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Ben and Claire Voss

"I'm only letting you drive because you can't get road rage."

'And because you haven't driven in traffic in a long while and this a rental.'

"Please, as if that'd be the only reason. I am a strong, independent woma-"

'You would give someone the middle finger for not using a turn signal, Claire.'

The tall woman to his right made no audible response, instead she only huffed. Ben simply smiled as his eyes darted from her back to the road as the light turned green. They were visiting his wife's family from Christmas this year, rather than them come to him. Never before had Ben felt so powerless as he was in the air. He wondered if this was how Ziz or Pink felt on the ground. He shivered at the thought. He didn't exactly go flying much and didn't like close to the ocean. He wouldn't know. he felt he might've gotten the best deal out of the three, but he wasn't complaining. She had to drag him by the ear into the plan and over the trip he couldn't get any sleep. He was a nervous wreck the entire time and he still couldn't get an idea of why. Here in the city he still didn't exactly feel like the demigod he was, like he did in the country. He felt... average, like the usual citizen. In Texas there weren't nearly as many meta humans, and for the few that were in his area the NEST agents came to them. It was definitely an adventure getting the whole check out completed once they exited the airport by the NEST here in Pennsylvania. Claire had warned him that it was much tighter here because there were so many more metas, but he hadn't expected it to be that ti-

"Motherfucker is jaywalking!"

Ben, with a practiced hand, quickly locked the windows, and applied the child lock to the car as to keep his wife from screaming at the random citizen who happened to really be doing nothing wrong. He winced as he heard her harshly pull against the door handle of the car. He didn't dare look over at her otherwise she'd know he did it on purpose and the car didn't lock the doors automatically once it hit twenty miles an hour, or worse, thought that he knew how to unlocking rolling the windows. Claire, growled and sat back in her chair, her arms crossed tightly across her chest and her back hunched slightly. She breathed heavily for a moment before letting out a loud groan. "Ugh! Pull over. I need a coffee." she said. Ben had known her long enough to recognized the barely masked venom in her tone, and applied his turn signal, moving over to the passing lane and taking a left at the next light, ending up at "The Mean Bean Machine" which would give him the idea of a ghetto Mexican restaurant if it weren't for the fact that it had a huge coffee mug full of coffee as it's signature. He parked the rented Volkswagen Passat like the pro farmer he was, and stepped out of the car, walking around the side to open the door for Claire, who was already midway opening it herself. Her eyes were a mixture of confusion and gratitude. She never seemed to get over the fact that he would always insist on opening the door for her when she exited and entered a car, and would always pull a chair out for her and push it in, always opening doors to let her go in first. The reason Ben did that last one was so that he could get a solid look at her rear (he thinks she doesn't know this). She smiled to him, and stepped out. In her current shoes she stood tall. She carried herself like she was just as big as her gigantic husband was. Ben on the other hand, he was relaxed in his blue jeans, white tank top, and brown leather jacket. He didn't need to carry himself as any bigger than he was, although
he was certain he could if he wanted to.

Claire stepped in first, followed closely by Ben. The waitress at the ordering table was taken aback by such tall customers. Most women she served never reaching more than 5'8, and the tallest man standing at a respectable 6'5. This couple topped them both. By four, and five inches respectably. And how the looked, my, they were much different from the common city folk she saw on a regular basis. The man was huge, wearing his worn jeans, brown work boots, plain white shirt, and dark brown leather jacket. He had a rugged look to him, with a wild facial hair look to him that formed into a Tony Stark like Goatee. Despite the semi-modest clothing for Christmas time in this part of the country, she could feel the warmth radiating off of him. His sheer size gave her would've given her a chill, if it weren't for the jolly red nose, warm eyes, and nice grin that adjourned his face. The woman was much more intimidating, but in a different way. Much like the man, she was very tall, and also like the man, she wasn't tall in a bean-stalk way. They looked like they were in very good physical health and were just... larger people in general. She had deep black hair and piercing green eyes that seemed to stare her down. Very light freckling bridged her nose. She also had a symmetrical face, and had very vague hints of asian heredity. She wore a lighter brown Annie Klein leather jacket, had black leggings, and some brown mountain trip Faux fur boots. "H-hello, welcome to the Mean Bean Machine," she said, "P-please come with me." she said, taking them over to a table. Ben and Claire didn't require any further instruction, and took a seat as the barista turned to look at Ben. "Can I take your order?" she asked, putting on a friendly smile in an attempt to not seem slightly intimidated by the duo. Ben's eyes darted over to Claire, and their eyes met for a single second.

'...Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp...'

"He's mute." Claire said quickly, waving it off. "He'll just have a water, if that's okay." she said for him, winking to Ben. "And for you?" the waitress asked, continuing the order. "I'll just have a Mocha, if that's alright." she said. The waitress nodded and hurried off a little too quickly. "What was her problem?" Claire mumbled, to which Ben shrugged, too busy drawing with crayons on his napkin to pay that much mind to it. He normally preferred to make his own coffee if he had it with coffee beans he grew himself, but he didn't exactly have the proper ingredients and tools necessary to make some for his wife himself like he normally could. That and Pink wasn't here to boil water for him, so he'd have to figure out how to effectively use a coffee maker. He briefly wondered what the girl was doing back in Texas. Hopefully not killing his Chickens. It'd be on like Donkey Kong if that were the case. Claire watched Ben for a moment, before standing up. "I'm gonna go socialize a bit, see if there's anything interesting going on. I'm sure you dont want to spend another night playing Apples to Apples with my parents." She said, giving Ben a shit eating smirk. Ben shivered. Her parents made everything a sex joke. The green card was 'Easy', and what does her mom do with her blank card? She makes it 'the girl behind the dumpster'.

There wasn't a word in the english dictionary that could properly describe how accosted he was, and how hard Claire had laughed at his expression.

"Just come get me when it's here." She said, giving him a small smile before standing up and walking off. She ended up over by the door going through a pamphlet on the locations in Black Fall, where to visit, what to sight see, etc. However, her attention was drawn away when a couple to her left began talking about the meta human condition. Something she was knowledgeable in that wasn't Botany!

"Sorry to interrupt and listen into your conversation," Claire said, taking a step closer to Baron and Holly. "But I couldn't help but overhear that last bit, about how you'd conceive 'the meta human condition'," she said, "I, uh, I'm a meta human myself, so I might be able to shed a little light." She said. "Basically it can be inherited, I think there are a few bloodlines around that have a reoccurring pattern like..." she said, trailing off and thinking about the research Ben and herself did as a couple when she was diagnosed. "... Like the Blackmore family!" she said finally, "Usually it's sporadic and you're born with it, like my husband, and more often then not it manifests itself in the early teen years, but for some it can can be conceived through excess interaction and exposure to meta human energy. It's how I developed my ability." she said. "When I was diagnosed by a NEST agent, my husband and I did a lot of research on that kind of thing on why I suddenly had to be put on NEST monitor duty now instead of much earlier in my life." she said. She snapped her fingers. "Oh, I'm Claire by the way. And you two are?"

Ben looked over momentarily at Claire as to keep track of where she was so he wasn't aimlessly walking around with her drink like an idiot, and saw her speaking to another tall, dark haired, green eyed man, and another, much younger woman, average height and blonde haired. She was conservatively dressed, but she wasn't what got his initial attention. It was the fact that there was a male and female version of Claire at one table and he did not think that he had traveled interdimensionally through one of Claire's portals and come out in some alternate, gender-bent dimension. He shook his head furiously and returned his shakey attention to the napkin and crayons and continued to draw with a shakey and sweaty hand. If he ignored the problem it would go away, at least until Claire's coffee got here.


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I cant allow him to be accepted unless he is capable of turning a frying pan into a drying pan.
Henry Olin, Jago, Deborah, & "Newt" Javuant.

Henry, at first, ignored Jago in favor of listening to the much more positive and kind Newt. "Hey there Newt." he replied, giving her a kind smile. "The car's unlocked. Dig in, but leave some for your brother!" He said after her as she left. He turned back around to face Jago this time, his face contorting into a frown. "Seriously? What is your deal? I get that you're trying to play some tough street thug or whatever but is that really what you want to come across like?"

He shook his head. "Of course it is. At your age you know everything and being a street thug is what you want to be and all that. God forbid you actually do something useful with your powers, no, you have to use it to bully other kids out of areas that one neither of you are supposed to be in and two aren't yours to claim." he said, pinching his snout. "And I'd really appreciate it if you didn't call me a 'dumbass'. It's kinda uncalled for." he said. He took a deep breath for a moment. "Sorry about that." He cause, composing himself. "That was unprofessional." he said. He watched as Jago showed off and attempted to make himself look tough... or something. He looked more like an ignorant idiot at this point. He probably didn't comprehend the situation he was in, like, at all. "Seriously though like, of all places why would you be playing pokemon here? Go to a normal park or an arcade or just in your own living room. You can do that anywhere." he said. "But since you haven't done anything besides disrespect and officer of the law and tresspass, which I really dont feel like arresting a kid for, I'm not going to make you do anything." Henry said, crossing his arms. "I would've thought donuts would've been enough to sway you since they're free, but hey, whatever man." He said, moving his forearm closer to his face for a minute. He tapped a few buttons, and swiped once or twice. "But..." he said, pressing a button again. "She might." he said, turning his arm so Jago could see.

Calling: DEBORAH JAVUANT, was what was displayed on the little screen. When she picked up, he spoke. "Hello Debby, this is Captain Henry Olin." he said. "I'm calling to ask, did you know your younger brother is tresspassing on and abusing private property, as well as disrespecting an officer after I offered him a ride home and free donuts?" he questioned. "You're on speaker by the way."

"Awwwwww, really, Lizard-man?" Jago threw his arms in the air. Of course the lizard-freak had to rat his black ass out to Debby. Like a real bitch. A man solves his own problems, a bitch runs to to the man. He let out a loud "pttf" sound as he put one hand on his side. "Big strong Godzilla can't take a little poke? You NEST's finest alright." Jago crossed his arms and rolled his eyes after letting out one loud puff. So yeah, Henry is a bitch.
In the middle of the conversation Deborah's phone began loudly blaring her ringtone (The start of Shooting Stars by the Bag Raiders). Her hands moved like a blur to grab onto the phone. She took a quick glance at it and saw "AGENT HENRY OLIN Calling". Well, crap. It wasn't her power that told her that one of her younger siblings had got in trouble with NEST (I'm hoping it's not for public urination again). Because Deborah abided by their rules and does nothing to anger the faction. Those two brats on the other hand do everything to piss off NEST. Like they make it their mission to cause problems - the kind of problems that they couldn't solve on their own, so Deborah had to get off her ass and deal with them. In this case.

Whatever they got into, it wasn't Holly or Baron's business. The last thing she wanted to do was let one of them catch that she had associations with Meta. "I need to take this." Deborah said as she got up from off the chair and walked outside the door with a skip in her step, pressing the answer button by the time she was through the doorframe, and had it to her ear the moment she leaned up against the wall right next to the door.

What Agent Olin had to say was of no surprise to her. She quietly huffed as she listened intently. Yeah, Jago got busted for doing what he wasn't supposed to be doing, and then giving people lip for no reason. "Yeah, I didn't know, but I'm[/] on my way now to go handle it." She quietly sighed as she realized it was another chance to observe a social situation, ruined. "I know where it is, I'll be there to talk to you shortly. Bye." Deborah hung up the phone and looked back in the Mean Bean towards Holly and Baron. It would be rude to just leave them without saying a word. She stuffed her phone back into her pocket, and stepped back inside.

A few steps and she was back at the table, she put her hand on the back of Holly's chair and leaned in. "Heeeeeey you two," Deborah said with a smile, trying to hide that grave irritation that was built up inside of herself. "I'm gonna have to step out, I have to go handle my business - but I'm sure we can meet up again at the fair, right?" She asked them. It was truly a rhetorical question, because she just [i]knew
that they would meet again. It wasn't even a question. With that, she waved goodbye to the pair and began heading out towards the door.
"Wait, Deboarh, ma'am, there's no need to do tha-" the line cut. "Damnit." Henry said, sighed and turning off his gauntlet. He was more of planning to get Deborah's blessing in making Jago get in the car and go home, but if she wanted to take matters into her own hands he couldn't really stop her in that respect. He would have to apologize to her later for having to make her do this. "It's not that I can't take a poke, it's that I dont tolerate disrespect." Henry said. "I've done nothing but attempt to be kind to you, and I'm not going to do anything that would ruin my moral high ground. I'm sure you were told to tell an adult if you got into a skirmish with someone, and news flash, it applies in adulthood as well." He said, a puff of air coming out his nose as he finished his statement. "I honestly dont know why you feel the need to do this. It's a waste of time on everyone's part. I hope you plan on saying something in apology to Deborah when she gets here. I know I will."

Disrepect? That's implying that Henry is worthy of respect in the first place! Which made Jago snicker like an imp. Because all Henry is is a NEST dog that thinks he's big and hard. Don't make Jago laugh. Henry was no different from a dog really. He hasn't been where it really matters. Hasn't fought for what he wants to. Only what his big bad bosses tell him to fight. Just like a dog. Pathetic. Jago here has fought for himself and what he wants to fight for. That's what makes him a bigger man than Henry. Oh, and Henry had the balls to say that he was only nice to Jago. New Flash! Nice guys finish last, lizardman! Everyone knows that!

That said, Jago had nothing to say to the Lizard-man. Because he ran by the rule of "don't have nothing to say, then don't say anything". He only had his arms crossed and blank look on his face.

At this point, Deborah had pulled up in her car, right in front of Henry's. The next thing everyone heard was the loud slam of Deborah angrily closing her door. Her steps crushed the snow underneath her boots. She stepped through the, now trashed, entrance to the roller rink. "Boy, why the hell are you always causing problems?" Deborah asked Jago.

"Hey, hey, hey, now..." Jago turned towards Debby and gave her a cheeky smile. "I don't cause trouble, it comes to me." He shrugged. Naturally, the only thing he did was anger Deborah further. She took a step forward and quickly jabbed at Jago's forearm before he could react. "Hey!"

"All you had to do was keep your mouth shut and go along with the lizard, but nooooo, you had to act like a dumbass...." Deborah snapped at him. Ugh. This boy annoyed the hell out of her. Ruined her chances at learning about new people. And for what? To look like a big macho-man? It was pathetic how he was poisoned by the sterotypical way men should look at themselves... but deep down inside of Jago, Deborah knew that it was different. But that didn't excuse how he presented himself outwardly. "That's it, you are not going to the Christmas Fair tonight."

"Yo!" Jago shouted as he tossed his arms up into the air. "You can't do that shit!" Shit ain't fair! All he did was talk to the Lizard-fucker the way he was meant to be spoken to. He was aiming to go to that fair for months now! Now she gonna act like he can't go? As his punishment? Bull. Shit. He'll go anyway. Just sneak out and run his ass all the way to Arcadia Heights... and then do stuff at the fair. He didn't what the fuck he was going to do there. Maybe prank some people.

"Oh, I can and I will." Deborah walked over to the car, and opened the back door. She and Jago stared at each other for a few moments, until she got annoyed and said, "You ain't dumb, boy, get in." She commanded, and Jago followed. Quietly stepping his way into the backseat of the car, and lying down on his back.

Henry turned around and walked outside of the buildign they were in to give Deborah an idea of where Jago was, and like a smart lizard-man, took a few steps backwards to stay out of her way. He make use of himself by going over to his truck where Newt was currently residing, most likely eating a few (Acually all) of his Krispy Kreme donuts. He walked around the side and opened the passanger side door, and peeked his head inside the car. "Hey, Newt," he said. "Jago acted... like himself. I ended up calling Deborah. If you stay out of sight I can maybe help you evade her wrath and drop you off before they get home... Or you could ride back with them. I'll make it clear you were good about the whole thing. Your choice."

Damn these donuts were so good. Unlike Jago and Deborah, Newt could honestly eat whatever the hell she wanted and wouldn't gain a pound! The beauty of a high-metabolism... but on the other hand, she has to eat a lot. She knew that Henry understood her struggle, and how real it was. Which is why she helped herself to "some" donuts. Some in this situation means pretty much all of them. Newt was kneeling down over the box and pretty much shoving them into her mouth as fast as she could chew and swallow them. Until there was one donut left... now came the conumdrum of what to do with it. Should she save it for Henry? Should she eat it since she pretty much ate all of them?

Well, Newt went for the latter and grabbed onto it... at this point Henry opened up the door and her eyes darted towards him as she froze like a deer in the headlight... and slowly put the last donut into her mouth and chewed on it. Not breaking eye contact for a fraction of a section.

"I,,," Newt trailed off... rudely chewing the donuts with her mouth open. "... would like to go with you!" To be honest, while Newt wasn't the smartest girl out there, she knew enough to know that she would be dragged into what Jago started if she stuck around. Them being partners in crime after all. But the difference between Newt and Jago is that Newt lacked his hard-headed determination and arrogance that kept getting his ass in trouble. So she knew when to back down. Besides, she actually wanted to go to the fair.

"Okay, I'll keep you out of trouble." Henry said, turning around and looking over at Deborah and Jago for a moment. He narrowed his eyes and furrowed his brow before sighing. He didn't like lying. He shut the door and turned around. "I have to go! I just got a transmission. They need me and a few others. Keep an eye on the news tonight!" Henry shouted to the two of them,hoping to give a believable excuse as to why he had to depart so quickly. He moved around the front of his car, and got in as quickly as he could, and turned on his sirens as he did so. He pulled out and sped off with practiced urgency, to make it look as authentic as possible.

Because he was acting like he was on the move for something big, Henry excused himself from the speed limit, and weaved around cars in a deft manner. There weren't many on the road they were on currently, which was nice, but Henry got off on an exit that they normally wouldn't make. If they were going to beat Deborah home, they would have to make full use of the G63's offroad capabilities. So, Henry did what Henry does. Flicking off his siren since he was out of earshot by now, he proceeded to run his way through a slightly overgrown backroad. No trees, just some mud and a lot of foliage. But his car tore through it fairly easily.

Eventually he got back onto a paved road, and he slowed down a little bit to obey the traffic laws in the neighborhood because children could be in the streets and that would be a mess if something happened then. He pulled up to the Javuant's residence in Westgate. He had been there many times before, so he knew the way and the fastest way to get there. When they came to a complete stop, Henry hit the unlock button on the driver's side door. "You owe me one, Newt. Dont get me caught." he said, giving her a sideways grin. "Go, change clothes and look like you were doing homework or something." He said, motioning for her to open the door.

Newt quietly jumped out of car and quietly said, "Thanks." Newt had to thank Henry here, by not mentioning her at all, she had a freepass here. Safe from Deborah's anger just as planned. So, all she had to do was run inside, act innocent, and she'll be free from trouble. Just as planned. She ran through the front door (Not at superhuman speeds, that'd be showing off) and closed them shut behind her. Now she was safe to whip out the superhuman abilities. She needed them if she was going to run inside and act like she had nothing to do with this. Newt quickly galloped upstairs, and in the same few seconds, she had carried herself right into her room, grabbed onto the wooden door and slammed it shut. Her eyes darted around the room, looking for her clothes. Two whiffs through her noise told her where her old pajammas were, lazily tossed into the corner. Waiting for someone to pick them up. Well, unlike some girls, she was perfectly fine with putting on dirty clothes. Let's see... a pink pajama shirt with a pink star over her chest, and matching pink pants. It was only around twelve, and usually she could get away with saying that she hadn't gotten dressed yet.

Newt put her hands on the bottom of her shirt and quickly unfurled it up her body and threw it in the same corner. Then she unbuttoned her jeans with hands-blurring speed and let them drop to her ankles as she stepped out of them. Her next objective was bouncing across the room and grabbing those aforementioned pajammas with the intent of putting them on. Newt did the usual, slid on the shirt, and pulled up her pants. Ta-da! She is now perfectly dressed to fit with her story of being no where near the roller-rink. All thanks to Henry being the good cop. When she was finished her morning dance revised, she walked out the room and slide down the railing to the living room. Now, what should she do today...?

Henry watched Newt run off and turned back to face what was ahead of him. It was just like something out of Ferris Beuller's Day Off. He would compare it to something out of his own childhood, but he never really had that. He put his foot on the gas pedal and sped off, taking the same back road to evade Deborah and Jago. Fucking mission accomplished. He'd have to tell Fred about how he had to run from citizens when he saw him later tonight.
I'd recommend setting your character up for interaction with other characters.
(X2 COMBO!)
orangebox said
Whoa, extremely interested. Is this still accepting?


Yes.

Reaper, Allen might find it iffy, I find it comepletely unrealistic. NEST agents arent going to let someone steal a gold bar. No matter the cause. Sorry, but if you cant pull that legally in real life you cant pull it here.
I had my day when Henry turned Drake into a girl.

I will never be able to have a day better than the day that occured.
MrAllenJ said Pretty much everyone knows how to throw a correct punch to one degree or another. So edit that out, plox.


I caught that sneaky edit, scrublord.

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I dont know Allen, as someone who has been teaching others the ways of my martial art you would be surprised how many people dont know how to throw a punch without breaking their hand in some way.

Some people punch with their thumbs in their hand, others with their fingers balled up and their thumb straight, some people hit with their middle phalanx knuckles, and most commonly people for people who can form a fist right, they hit with all four of their knuckles rather than the first two of your pointer and middle finger. Your ring and pinky finger's knuckles will break like glass. I learned that one the hard way lol.
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