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Remember that one time when Scaramouche got killed off right after he did that amazing dance and it was the biggest tragedy in the entire series?
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Remember that one time when you could look at who's been checking out your profile and attention whores like me could be giddy that random people that I may or may not know are paying attention to me?
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Remember that if you ever feel like you're terrible at naming things, just know that my friends dragged me into playing a dark and serious MMO where a boss was named "Deathkill."
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@Zoey Boey

Rosie twisted and turned her way through the crowd, moving quickly and about as unassumingly as a 6’10” genderfluid demon in human form could. There were, of course, already some displays of power starting to literally rise off the floor, but she was looking for an opportunity.

And, like a twisted miracle, one appeared. An overzealous security guard abusing their authority? This would just be karma. Rosie strode forward, sneaking up on the man with a sly, smug, determined confidence that few mortals could hope to replicate.

“Come now, harassing a young woman? You’re better than that…” The man stammered something as Rosie spoke, but he stopped speaking as he met her gaze. His grip on said young woman loosened, already utterly pacified.

“There’s so much young talent stepping up to the plate these days, there’s no sense quashing that over something as silly as a piece of paper. I’m sure she’ll have it ready to go for her first match as long as she doesn’t do anything rash, right?” Her last two words were pointed, obviously not intended for him despite the fact that she never broke eye contact. The man frowned, still slightly suspicious.

“Do you know this kid?” He asked.

“Friend of the family.” Rosie lied, smiling warmly.

There was a pause. The guard sighed, turned around, and vanished back into the crowd, grumbling about rap music. Rosie grinned, holding an ID and a set of keys that she didn’t have ten seconds ago. They disappeared as she turned back to the young Nomad, devilish grin shifting to a warm smile.

“Sorry you had to go through that, angel. Looked like it was quite a close call.” She pulled her brush from her bag and with a flick of the wrist, Bea’s backpack was as if it was never broken.



@Drag

It somehow felt as if the air was dead silent as Jasmine slowly grabbed the kid’s hand. A slow, awkward motion ensued.

Until eventually the tension broke, like a dam bursting with hearty laughter.

“This kid, he gets it!” Beelzebub grinned with the smile of a particularly happy shark. “Yer wuninamillion, Lucas!” Jasmine’s handshake became more natural as he laughed.

“Oh,” Jasmine said. “Yeah, it’s cool. Nice to meet you too.” She released Lucas’ hand and paused for a moment as she stared at him. Something was dawning on her.

“Oh shit, wait…”

And then it dawned.

“You’re the Bizby Land kid, right?” Her voice was filled with genuine excitement. “Can we get a selfie? Sign my board, maybe?” She lifted up the skateboard in her other hand. The bottom of the deck was filled with writing. Most prominently were the stenciled on slogans- the classic “This machine kills fascists” and “Nazi punks fuck off.” all across the open space was a variety of signatures. Some recognizable from a couple different scenes, some not. Jasmine looked down at it, and back to Lucas, and blushed, embarrassed as she realized how she might be coming across.

“Sorry, you’re probably really embarrassed about it.” She looked to the side and brushed the hair away from her face, moving it out of its original position for maybe half a second. “That clip, like… it’s weirdly meaningful to me, y’know? I kinda relate to it.”




The Reception Room.





“So this will be your tournament debut as Justice Rider Blaze. How are you feeling about that?”

Jill Breicen smiled warmly at the woman shoving a microphone in her face, demonstrating her well-trained art of focusing on its uncomfortable presence without actually looking at it. She didn’t have to think long before she summoned up the enthusiasm.

“I’m pretty excited about it!” Jill said with a nod. “It’ll be a great way to show my stuff, improve, and make some new friends! All without the usual pressure of, y’know, savin’ the day and all.” The interviewer laughed.

“That’s great to hear! So, if you win-”

When I win.” Jill said, grinning. The woman responded in kind.

When you win, what would our young Rider do with the grand prize?”

“Well,” Jill’s tone became a bit more considered. “I’ve been thinkin’ about this one. Hoarding that kinda power all to yourself feels a bit selfish to me, and after clearing it with the higher-ups I think the best idea would be to hand that rock over to our friends in Horizon Frontiers for research. And no matter how this whole thing turns out, I’ll be holding a donation drive for their Better Life Foundation. Sticking up for people in need is just part of the job, y’know?”

“Sounds like you’ve got this all thought out! So-” The interview was interrupted by the sound of rap blasting through the nearby speakers. The tone in SHINING’s section of the reception room immediately shifted, and Jill knew it was fine to take a look around. To her left, Izzy was already lighting up a cigarette. To her right, Ryuuna Raiden, current CEO of SHINING, was giving a warm smile and understanding nods to the crew. Dozens of mics and cameras all went on standby.

“Alright, take five people!” A stern feminine voice managed to sneak in through the beat. “Guess we’ve got a hijacker this year.” Jill sighed and let her shoulders relax, past “interview relaxed” and into “actually relaxed.” She immediately seized into surprise when she felt a firm pat on the back.

”Guess we’ve got a few minutes away from the circus, huh?” Isabella Levai blew a cloud of smoke into the air, not even bothering to check for a no smoking sign. ”How are you holding up? Ready for the real fights to start?” Jill nodded.

”I think so,” She gave him a mostly confident thumbs up. ”Mostly just worried about Jazzy though, not sure where she ended up running off to.” Isabella nodded, and Jill took off through the crowd.




“So, uh, would you mind saying a few words about how you’ve adjusted to-” The man following Jasmine Breicen, already struggling to speak over the music, was interrupted by the sound of a loud belch after Jasmine finished her energy drink. She crushed the can under her boot, then sent it flying up into the air with some dextrous footwork, right into the maw of Beelzebub, Prince of Gluttony.

”I’ve told you vultures that you can fuck right off.” Jasmine said, not even glancing at the man. Usually the only reason the media ever paid attention to her at this point was because they were A) chuds looking to farm outrage, or B) someone who couldn’t get an interview with her big sister. This guy was very obviously the latter.

”Hold on kid, I’ve got this one!” The bat demon said, spraying half-eaten chunks of aluminum across the floor. He chewed thoughtfully for a moment before swallowing.

”Y’know, it’s been a real good while since I was up enjoying the human world, and I gotta say it gets better every time I go back!” He gave a laugh and a hearty grin. ”You humans really got it made, I tell ya. Here we are in fronta the biggest smorgasbord alotta these saps’ll ever lay eyes on, and if I wanted to I could order even more food that gets here in half an hour, tops, while you can walk outside for twenty minutes and find someone who can’t even afford to get by! We couldn’ta done better our-”

“I-I think I have enough, thanks…” And then he was gone.

”Thanks for the save.” Jasmine said, holding out an open hand. Beelzebub awkwardly slapped it with his wing.

”Just havin’ some fun is all!” Beelzebub laughed again. ”Say, we should have a bit more. Y’ever try one’a them hot dogs filled with whipped cream?” Jasmine stared blankly at the bar.

”What, like with a pump or something…?” Even after a year of hijinks, Jasmine still didn’t quite get him.









A pitch black limo pulled up in front of the tournament building. The kind with black tinted windows and completely featureless except for a glossier black sticker on the bumper that read “ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD”. Even as Rosie stepped out, it was impossible to make out anything inside.

“We trust you know your duties?” A snakelike voice emerged from its depths.

”Oh, I’m as trustworthy as we come.” Rosie smirked. She supposed it had been some time since she’d done this kind of work. Or maybe Bill had let some old details slip. Probably not, since she was out doing such a lovely favor.

”Then we bid you good day.” The door closed. Rosie blew a kiss to her chariot as it sped away. Her eye turned back, acknowledging the fact that she was being watched, and made her way to the reception room. Between the music and the fighters, she knew it was going to be a lovely round of chaos this year. She supposed it was time to case the joint...


















You know I'm down






Gold City - Streets





"I'M GONNA TAKE THE ROOFS, THEY MIGHT BE HIDIN' SOMEWHERE. JUST TO MAKE SURE WE DON'T MISS 'EM!"
Lucas


Jill sighed, swerving her bike to the side and sliding under a large pane of glass being carried across the street. She wasn’t born yesterday; it felt like everything between just about everyone in her circle got massively more awkward ever since Antarctica. Still, not much to do about it other than-

She suddenly saw the missile speeding towards her bike. She reached for her whip. Not a lot of time to pull this off, hopefully no one ends up-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!


A soot-colored mass of flab and fur sailed straight into the missile at insane speeds, creating a blast of blue and green in midair that sent it flying into the pavement and bouncing away into the sky. Jasmine swooped ahead and gave her big sister a smug smirk as she zoomed past.

”Is this the best you’ve got? Pick up the pace!” The witch leaped off her broom and made a dramatic gesture with both hands. In the span of half a second, she disappeared, materialized behind the retreating robots, threw a couple handfuls of magical knives, and reappeared exactly where she was, finishing her spell.



Gold City - Streets.




Seshat fired a burst of bullets that collided uselessly against one of the pieces of road that had been flung into the air. She growled. There were far too many Nomads here now, enough to scare these three off before they had even been noticeably harmed. Especially troubling, considering they were affiliated with the ever-elusive MIRAGE…

She smirked, as if she had just gotten a joke.

There was no time for distractions, however. Perhaps it was wise to hang back. The others would give chase, but if they got away regardless, they might be easy enough to track, especially if they were wounded…

But she was not letting them get away without some trouble. Her missile pods unfolded from her back, and she waited for them to finish locking on before firing one, two, and three missiles in sequence towards the fleeing robots.





Gold City - Streets.





Jill popped a wheelie and turned tail as soon as she saw the explosion, just barely escaping the radius. Jasmine slowed to a hover next to her, having finally caught up.

”So what’s going on?” The witch asked, doing slow loops around her sister.

”MIRAGE, if Oh-Seven’s right.”

”Well they’re gettin’ away!” Beelzebub flapped onto the scene with renewed stamina.

”Well, I sure ain’t giving up without a good chase. You got a ride, Lucas?” She kept her arm outstretched to pull him on board behind her. It was time to show her sister how to drive.

Jill didn’t like to admit it, but her strength definitely wasn’t where it was before Antarctica. Her driving on the other hand? Untouched. Flawless. World-class.

Legendary.

It was in her blood, and she trained hard. She rolled out at insane speeds and effortlessly weaved her way through traffic, past pedestrians, through streets and alleyways, her knowledge of the city supplemented by the occasional bit of gps data from Pit Stop. Jasmine could only barely hope to follow along. Still, it wasn’t quite enough to catch up to her targets. She tapped the dashboard as she swerved hard across an intersection.

”You got your plane ready to go, Izzy?”

”It took a good beating… Still have to grab it out of the shop.” The voice seemed a bit withdrawn, like he was focusing on something.

”Would’ve made this a lot easier. Any other way you can help out?

”I’m keeping an eye on the situation. I’ll be ready to step in.”

”Alright. Well, we got Lucas down here too, you should come say hi.”

There was a pause.

”Just focus on the mission, Rider.”

Jill huffed as she sped past another biker. He seemed so damn distant these days it was hard not to be a little wound up over it. She knew he was relapsing with all his issues but…

She took a deep breath. Focus on the mission…
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