KeysOfKayes

YO SPAM WHADDUP

There are no cool kids. Everyone who posts here is invariably dragged into the collective shame spiral.

I'd like to get caught up

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But minor details are what make you and me.

@Bartimaeus

Except I'm not a minor. Check and mate.

I'd like to get caught up

But i thought it was @KeysOfKayes, not Key of Kayes?

@Bartimaeus

Pedantry, much like flattery, will get you nowhere.

I'd like to get caught up

Then who is he? But before answering that, who... are you? :)

@Bartimaeus

Keys of Kayes.

I'd like to get caught up

@KeysOfKayes

Wow, hi me

Wanna vigorously bang

I mean, it's just masturbating, right?

@Sana

I said briefly. I don't want what lackluster attempt at pleasure you can conjure in a short time frame <3

But yes, it would basically be masturbating. God's chosen profession.

I'd like to get caught up

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Did I fucking mention that, though

@Sana

If we pretend briefly that we're the same person, then yes.

I'd like to get caught up

Everyone in mdk's shitpost thread is officially dead until they say otherwise.

I am not dead.

@BrobyDDark

I was going to ask which of his shitpost threads but he only has the one thread in the first couple of pages so fuck that joke I guess.

I'd like to get caught up

There's nothing to report.

@Doivid

Exciting.

Mlp fleshlights and Sana's boob obsession

@Sana

Sana's obsession with the third-person self-references?

I'd like to get caught up

Read through some threads, see what the current social landscape is like in here at the moment... but damn if I'm too lazy to read through these 80+ post threads. Why can't you guys have a surplus of 1-2 page threads I can skim through. I mean really, what's wrong with you?

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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