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@Monochromatic Rainbow

I don't really use a gender identifier when on the net just out of principle, and due to years and years of people consistently confusing my gender due to characters. Either way, I'll respond to 'she' or 'he'

But yeah, collabing is a new thing to me xD


You'll pick it up quick. The last group RP I was in relied heavily on collabs. It's a good way to get multiple character interactions.

I swear, Google Docs has been a real boon for us RP nerds.
Bill took a large swallow of beer and leaned heavily against the bar, trying his best to tune out the discordant jangling of the saloon’s piano player. The grumpy cowboy would be the first to admit that he didn’t know spit about music, but he could tell a good song from a bad one as well as anybody. This was a bad one.

It was the middle of the day and there wasn’t much business, but there were a few long-time drunks and a few layabouts still wiling away the working hours in the smoke-choked confines of the saloon. If not for the previous day’s events Bill wouldn’t have dared waste precious daylight when there was work to be done. But the rest of the hands could hold things down; Bill, Vasquez, Castillo and Benny had been given the day to relax and do as they pleased. The two vaqueros were absorbed in a game of cards on the other end of the saloon, and Bill was working through his third (and likely final) beer. Benny was off at the general store, or would be if he was doing as he was told.

Bill started at the sudden ruckus outside, swearing quietly.

“Oh what the hell is it now,” he grumbled. He heaved himself to his feet, dropped a coin on the counter, and pushed his hat onto his head before heading out the batwing doors and into the sunlight.

Bill watched as Harriet fussed over the boy in the middle of the road, his impressive mustache twitching as he frowned. When she scooped the child up and carried him into her office, accompanied by two folk he didn’t recognize, the old cowboy stretched, grumbled, then finally crossed the road.

He passed the fancy-dressed duo on the way, pausing long enough to tip his hat to the lady.

“Miss.”

Then he followed Harriet into her office, removing his hat as he entered and holding it in his left hand.

“Miss Coleman,” he said, his deep voice soft to keep from waking the boy. “What’s the problem? Anythin’ I can do to be a help?”
Yeah. It'll pick up shortly. I'll mostly be around in the afternoon-times for the next few weeks though. Opening day of rifle season is Saturday, so my mornings and evenings will be once again spent wandering around with a rifle in my hands.

EDIT:
So I'm finishing up a story for my Creative Writing class, but if nobody posts by the time I'm done I'll probably throw down a short one of Bill arriving on the scene.
Wow I go out for a day and I miss the flood.

Time to spend the rest of my free time reading the IC and catching up on all the not-dick-waving I missed.

Gosh, things I never expected to type.


I'm glad I could expand your dick-waving-writing-related (that's a mouthful) horizons.
@RoadRash Thanks for the clarification about your lack of dick waving. I feel much better now (JK I was never worried in the first place, it was a nice little scene, gave me something to read whilst waiting for the water to boil)


Hey, I mean...The dick waving is still definitely on the table. I have no shame. I'll wave whatever you guys want me to wave.
I'd just like to interject here regarding our first post, since it seems some people are weirded out by the length.

That isn't what we're going to consider standard for this RP. It was an establishing scene meant not only to explain where our characters were and what they were doing, but to illustrate their prior relationship (they've been working together for a few months now) and to get us in a position where we can be immediately involved in whatever is going down in town.

Is it long? Yes. It's a collaborative post by two people that, were it not meant as an establishing scene, we probably would have broken down into a couple of posts and put up separately. We chose to have one of us do it all at once to get it out of the way, so everyone can get to the action. We aren't showing off, waving our dicks (well, Idle is female, so I guess I'm not waving my dick) or trying to set a high standard from the outset. We started it hours before the first post ever went up so that people would at least know where our characters were, what they were doing, and why they're in town that day instead of out in the middle of nowhere doing cowboy stuff.

Does this clear things up and maybe make people a little more comfortable with the length?
I'm sure Bill would be more than happy to join on with any posse intending to go out and see what's what. It's his home, after all, and as a long-time member of the community it wouldn't be the first time he's volunteered for such duties.
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For a moment I thought this was his wrestling finishing move, then I realized how silly I was.


Just wait until he gets his hands on a table.
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He did say ladies.


ZING! Also, yeah. If she's acting like a man I can't imagine he'll be worried about it.
Not going to lie, the mental image of Slick Willie running cattle with that shit-eating grin of his kind of has me cracking up.
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