This can't be too bad. You know, she could have hammered the guy.
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"Here lie Aaron Disney's hopes and dreams.
They were crushed and ground up by Eika Munashii.
Seriously. F*ck her when it comes to being stealthy."
They were crushed and ground up by Eika Munashii.
Seriously. F*ck her when it comes to being stealthy."
I don't think Disney is going to survive long between me and Ragdoll-kun.
"This is serious, Disney! I think I have a crush on someone. Well. You know. After I kissed him. How do I deal with having a crush on someone? I THINK the hammer isn't involved. Also. Uh. He might be one of the guys with a starred uniform-"
And in came trouble -- though to her it looked like a grand opportunity as she slowly grinned and pat the guy on the head. Poor kid was the one she saw get kicked right up the ass but a few minutes ago. Oh? Asking her out? Calling her pretty? This seemed like one of those Shounen Dating Sims someone tried to introduce her once (did not go well, at all). A pat on the kid's head and she took mercy on the poor soul, absolving him of his sins without taking hammer to face and nodding with a cheery expression.
"Of course, Ragdoll! You don't mind if I call you that, do you? My name is Eika Munashii, and I would love to be friends! Sadly, I've found a terrible crush on someone so I don't think we'll be able to date for the time. However, I'll be sure to bop you on the head with my Banhammer if it ever comes to it. Disneyland, whatcha think? More friends makes things easier if you truly consider it."
She was right, wasn't she? More friends meant more allies at the end of the day. More people inclined to do favors if asked of them, more people to put on the stage and play with like puppets! She couldn't be more excited to begin this school life, could she? Hell, she didn't even mind the gruff and bored look of their teacher as she put Sasaki into a headlock and pet his head like a dog while waiting.
"I don't see the problem in being myself. If you expected me to be 'average', then there would be no chance to do anything productive in this school. Seriously. Why don't you look at he big picture of anything? You're always so busy punching things both metaphorically and physically- wait...does that phrase count as a metaphor...? Anyways, lighten up. If it's a dull day, my whole job is to make it shine. And that's what I'm doing- oh right. Yeah. About that guy...Didja happen to see him? Blonde hair, blue eyes, white jacket? He seemed kinda like a deer when I cut him off..."
She wasn't even aware of what she'd done...All she was aware of was the Ragdoll under her arm and the raising of her hand when attendance came to be called in that same lifeless tone that everyone seemed to have.
And in came trouble -- though to her it looked like a grand opportunity as she slowly grinned and pat the guy on the head. Poor kid was the one she saw get kicked right up the ass but a few minutes ago. Oh? Asking her out? Calling her pretty? This seemed like one of those Shounen Dating Sims someone tried to introduce her once (did not go well, at all). A pat on the kid's head and she took mercy on the poor soul, absolving him of his sins without taking hammer to face and nodding with a cheery expression.
"Of course, Ragdoll! You don't mind if I call you that, do you? My name is Eika Munashii, and I would love to be friends! Sadly, I've found a terrible crush on someone so I don't think we'll be able to date for the time. However, I'll be sure to bop you on the head with my Banhammer if it ever comes to it. Disneyland, whatcha think? More friends makes things easier if you truly consider it."
She was right, wasn't she? More friends meant more allies at the end of the day. More people inclined to do favors if asked of them, more people to put on the stage and play with like puppets! She couldn't be more excited to begin this school life, could she? Hell, she didn't even mind the gruff and bored look of their teacher as she put Sasaki into a headlock and pet his head like a dog while waiting.
"I don't see the problem in being myself. If you expected me to be 'average', then there would be no chance to do anything productive in this school. Seriously. Why don't you look at he big picture of anything? You're always so busy punching things both metaphorically and physically- wait...does that phrase count as a metaphor...? Anyways, lighten up. If it's a dull day, my whole job is to make it shine. And that's what I'm doing- oh right. Yeah. About that guy...Didja happen to see him? Blonde hair, blue eyes, white jacket? He seemed kinda like a deer when I cut him off..."
She wasn't even aware of what she'd done...All she was aware of was the Ragdoll under her arm and the raising of her hand when attendance came to be called in that same lifeless tone that everyone seemed to have.
I'm in tears from laughter. I truly am.
May the regret now set in.
...Eyes focused in on the blonde male addressing her. A tilt of the head came as she looked up to her hammer and promptly moved it to the side -- accidentally slamming it in to the face of a student unfortunate enough to be ascending up the stairs at just that time, promptly sending the poor soul back down and colliding with three other males as she went deep into thought. ...Hnn...
...He was cute. She'd decided.
A sudden take-off from her position and Eika used to weight of her hammer to propel herself up quicker -- pushing it to the side in order to ensure she didn't hit her new target, but instead went moving right past him and getting up with a dusting of her uniform -- which she'd ended up changing into while on the way upstairs, to the horror and awe of some of her classmates to be. Now, she was going to get his attention in the best way that she knew how to get her attention for boys that had long pretty blonde hair and looked really cute in her sociopathic eyes-
This wasn't going to end well at all! ♥
"Say, what's your name- wait! Doesn't matter! I've found my target and it's you! The claim is there now! And I'll try to behave! I can't promise much though, so try to lecture me regularly, King!~"
...And what followed that?
Eika outright stepping forward to plant one on the unknown man's lips and steal that kiss away without a care in the world.
And off like a rabbit she went, bouncing back up the stairs with her hammer in tow and laughing all the way to class with a cheerful glee. Who cared about being concerned with some big stupid mission? This was her chance to have more fun than she could have ever had in the other academy! And she was going to enjoy every single second of this free time that she got -- especially with that blonde-haired boy that had caught her interest now thanks to his simple manner of coming up to warn her about carrying blunt weapons around the school -- well, more about using them on people, that was.
"...Wait...Wasn't I supposed to not stand out...? TOO LATE!"
And into the classroom she was by the time that that thought process ended, plopping down in a seat next to Disney and patting him on the back with a serious look on her face.
"...Hey. So. Uhm. I think I fucked up already. That's okay, right?"
Nevermind the solid "THUMP" as she dropped her hammer down to her side and stretched her arms out. ...Was she supposed to introduce herself when she got in? That's what international students did as far as she cared to recall...Ah, who the fuck cared. She was alive!
...He was cute. She'd decided.
A sudden take-off from her position and Eika used to weight of her hammer to propel herself up quicker -- pushing it to the side in order to ensure she didn't hit her new target, but instead went moving right past him and getting up with a dusting of her uniform -- which she'd ended up changing into while on the way upstairs, to the horror and awe of some of her classmates to be. Now, she was going to get his attention in the best way that she knew how to get her attention for boys that had long pretty blonde hair and looked really cute in her sociopathic eyes-
This wasn't going to end well at all! ♥
"Say, what's your name- wait! Doesn't matter! I've found my target and it's you! The claim is there now! And I'll try to behave! I can't promise much though, so try to lecture me regularly, King!~"
...And what followed that?
Eika outright stepping forward to plant one on the unknown man's lips and steal that kiss away without a care in the world.
And off like a rabbit she went, bouncing back up the stairs with her hammer in tow and laughing all the way to class with a cheerful glee. Who cared about being concerned with some big stupid mission? This was her chance to have more fun than she could have ever had in the other academy! And she was going to enjoy every single second of this free time that she got -- especially with that blonde-haired boy that had caught her interest now thanks to his simple manner of coming up to warn her about carrying blunt weapons around the school -- well, more about using them on people, that was.
"...Wait...Wasn't I supposed to not stand out...? TOO LATE!"
And into the classroom she was by the time that that thought process ended, plopping down in a seat next to Disney and patting him on the back with a serious look on her face.
"...Hey. So. Uhm. I think I fucked up already. That's okay, right?"
Nevermind the solid "THUMP" as she dropped her hammer down to her side and stretched her arms out. ...Was she supposed to introduce herself when she got in? That's what international students did as far as she cared to recall...Ah, who the fuck cared. She was alive!
ASK AND THOU SHALT RECEIVE
EIKA IS GONNA HAVE A REPUTATION WITH THE SCHOOL ON DAY ONE.
EIKA IS GONNA HAVE A REPUTATION WITH THE SCHOOL ON DAY ONE.
...I'm being apprehended by a pretty boy.
Do I:
A) Whack him with the hammer.
B) Immediately tackle him and claim such a beautiful face as mine.
C) Act like the social retard I am.
D) Some horrifying combination of all of the above.
Do I:
A) Whack him with the hammer.
B) Immediately tackle him and claim such a beautiful face as mine.
C) Act like the social retard I am.
D) Some horrifying combination of all of the above.
"Hi Guys!"
The moment poor Kageta was whacked by Charlotte, the poor boy only saw the glimmer in Eika's eyes as she descended upon his head with her hammer. Her full strength was what would be used to crater the poor boy into the ground before tilting her hammer back up against her shoulders and dusting off her hands after she'd landed. With a small hum, Eika chose to turn her attention to all of the shouting figures about getting checked in and getting to class before they were late. It seemed like a normal little thing at this point -- but who the hell cared? Her attention focused on-
Okay, now there was yelling. And people being kicked and flung like ragdolls! Oh god, this looked fun!~ Regardless of the shenanigans occuring around him, Eika followed Disney in order to watch where he went to look and- ah, alright. There was her room number. Seemed she got to be in a room alone for the time being? Or perhaps that was how it was meant to be. Regardless, the scary chipper voice of hers came out with a raise of her hand as she laughed and waved to Disney -- of course, the only one she could see at this point.
"Okay! I'm gonna go and throw my hammer at someone and get to class! I think we're in the same one, so hurry up or it's a hundred trapeze line miles for you, kay?~"
...She was quite serious as she bounded off, pushing her way through the crowd when needed (kinda easy when people saw a girl with a hammer bigger than her) and made her way off. She was apparently going to be the first of them all to not give a single fuck and leave them behind to their activities. Hey, at least they would all be able to see the massive hammer poking out of the crowd if they needed her for anything!
The moment poor Kageta was whacked by Charlotte, the poor boy only saw the glimmer in Eika's eyes as she descended upon his head with her hammer. Her full strength was what would be used to crater the poor boy into the ground before tilting her hammer back up against her shoulders and dusting off her hands after she'd landed. With a small hum, Eika chose to turn her attention to all of the shouting figures about getting checked in and getting to class before they were late. It seemed like a normal little thing at this point -- but who the hell cared? Her attention focused on-
Okay, now there was yelling. And people being kicked and flung like ragdolls! Oh god, this looked fun!~ Regardless of the shenanigans occuring around him, Eika followed Disney in order to watch where he went to look and- ah, alright. There was her room number. Seemed she got to be in a room alone for the time being? Or perhaps that was how it was meant to be. Regardless, the scary chipper voice of hers came out with a raise of her hand as she laughed and waved to Disney -- of course, the only one she could see at this point.
"Okay! I'm gonna go and throw my hammer at someone and get to class! I think we're in the same one, so hurry up or it's a hundred trapeze line miles for you, kay?~"
...She was quite serious as she bounded off, pushing her way through the crowd when needed (kinda easy when people saw a girl with a hammer bigger than her) and made her way off. She was apparently going to be the first of them all to not give a single fuck and leave them behind to their activities. Hey, at least they would all be able to see the massive hammer poking out of the crowd if they needed her for anything!
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