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Current I've decided to declare peace to the World
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"I KAN operate unter vvvater, you know? It's jst trees ar full ekosystems, full of... vermin! Little, undetectable insekts that get through holes and laid ffformicid acid üver zee CPU... no vonder zey ar ze only livving being vhose exxtermination mit poisonous sprayzz iz univerzzally authorized."

Meanwhile, The droid reached the inferior floor of the ship, jumping from terminal to pannel, looking for diagnostics and damage reports. "It zeems zat ze bomming haz burn MORE cables, vut ze Hypermottor ist Intakt. I'm going to repplace zem mit cables fromm non-essential systems, vhich meanz, zzadly, ze Juke-box is out of Kuestion till wie reach a propper hardvare ztore"

And then, he jumped on So'lid and Gavon: "Ehhhh... G-goozevening gentlemen...(Kaptinnn, was did you said'bout ze zekond floor and... die passengers?)"
"Zzounds like somplace full of trees. Ich hate treees." Fixer added before proceeding to the back with the prisoner. After carefully considering, he decided to take an extreme, yet practical choice: striping most of the prisoner's clothes and lock him in one of the rear bathrooms: that way they wouldn't need to dedicate a man to watch him everytime he feel the need to evacuate toxines. With the inner controls properly de-activated there should be no problem in keeping an ex-armed security guard quiet.

Next, he headed towards the main cable box: "I zzwear if all dese rruckuzz haz burned more dan half a metre of optik fibre, Im going to kommitt zzecond degree MURDER"
My plan is not THAT ambitious. The idea is to have soldiers and worker droids, going to an unexplored planet, stablish a base and make millions by harvesting Nova Crystals. Then build up a great force and start fixing everything that's wrong in the galaxy (like Kylo Ren, for example). So, I don't need anyone ot bend the knee in the group :-)
Switching on the auto-pilot, Fixer un-plugged himself from the ship's computer and, for one instant, he was so inmobile, he seemed to be disconnected. Though he had a much better droid brain than his former Baktoid machine, from time to time he still had one or two problems assimilating great ammounts of information. And a LOT had just happened.

"Iff you exxkuse mee, I'll find ein spot für our imperial gäst. Maybe vie kann leaff him somvere instead of being held responsible of anoder human de-aktivation. Once I haf him resttrained, I'll check the enginez and the cables onze again: somzing can've burned." He said leaving the pilot seat and un-tangling and searching the yet unconscious imperial officer.

"By ze vay: vat direktion isst in koordinates Vzee-Tzee FFFortzynein-nein-nein-nein? Hope it iss nott ander ball of zzand"
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@MonsieurShade I got a little bit confused ^-^u but anyway I do not intend to replace anyone with droids... although I would LOVE to have my own droid army :-D
If we arrive, Bretonnia is going to forget about Voland's insults. That I bet.
Gahetano nodded. He was tired: a little rest was what he was hoping for. Howewer, he tried not to sound too desperate for it:

"It's pretty much settled then" the human declared heading towards Alfredo with a renewed cup of wine the man obviously needed. The servant, reluctantly, accepted the drink -since it was now being offered not so much by a guest than by another servant of his master- "I suppose theres a room were we can rest without creating further inconvenience to our employer?."
Fixer sighed. And decided at that moment he needed to acquire two droids to make the organics work during crisis. Without the Ion cannon's help, all that he had left was the frontal las-canons and the remaining concussion missiles. Accelerating at max speed, he saw the shields being hammered by the imperial ship. Maneouvering as fast as the digital interface allowed him, he tried to approach the "Relentless" without being such a good target. The Imp was trying to cut their way out. Good luck with that.

The las-cannon answered the quad-weapons, firing to the verge of over-heating. In what seemed like a desperate attemp, he fired another concussion missile. Reliying in his ship's strength, the imperial kept his steer. Too late did it's captain realized Fixer was not modifying his own. And both ships frontal shields were at VERY low levels. Without orders, the imperial pilot dodged the ramming "Milano".

- "Yiiiiiiiheeeeei, Zzzuckers! Eat my Vvaktoid rrust!"

After the maneouver, Fixer had the imps at his six, were the rear shield was now far stronger than the front.

- "Grretting Ggready das Hyperspace jump im die nexte Zehn, nine, acht, siebben..."
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