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Born.

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More schooled.

Today.

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With the arrival of another sandwich and, attached to it, a relatively hefty 30% "service fee," which he determined to be the natural result of his antics, Alason began to dig into his fresh, feta free meal. This enjoyment quickly gave way to an all too human curiosity, however, when he felt the enigmatic Ms. Oakbough pass behind him, leaving behind her a certain odorless stench of defeat as she walked to her seemingly rather miffed customer. On her return, he extended his leg just enough to block her path, though not enough to denote aggression. Rather quickly, however, he realized that he did not know exactly what to say. Alason knew that he wanted to say something, after all, spending most of his time with humans and the near rest of his time alone, such an encounter was quite the event.

"Er, sorry," he finally let out after an unbearable half-second of silence, "do you perchance think that we could have a real conversation once your shift is over?" Realizing how his proposal sounded, Alason quickly went on to amend, "I'd like to give a proper apology for my," What word makes me not sound like a twit... "shenanigans," Well, that wasn't it. Too late. "and, more to the point, I think that both of us could use, well," and thus, faced with an alien situation of immense discomfort, Alason I. Campbell was forced into a horrible choice: to save his pride or to try to forge an actual relationship.

Following the passage of the longest second in recorded history, Alason made a decision.

"a friend, I suppose." Well, and I'm sure there's quite a bit I could learn from your history.
Alason grinned. Yes, it was petty to go out of his way, making this "young" woman uncomfortable for the sole purpose of getting rid of his own social discomfort, but as a social creature and as an attorney, he felt little remorse. Ah, but of course, manners.

"No, I'm afraid not; you've not seen me once in your life, so far as I can tell, and I can't recall ever noticing you. Alason." Extending his hand, Alason thought for a moment before retracting it. "On second thought, I somehow doubt you've washed your hands this morning and given the particular circumstances of your living, I think it'd simply be best if I didn't. Nothing personal." Rain check on the manners.

"Still, Ms. Anwen Oakbough - lovely name, by the way - there's a whole lot I know about you," Alason hurriedly took a sip of his recently pirated coffee before continuing, "and a little nugget of information I've gathered from the wonderful vault in your head is that if I speak quickly enough," another sip, "and keep on just generally sounding intelligent and not giving you a chance to speak and such," another sip, "you're likely to get lost and forget all about my little social faux pas."

Alason shot another glance over to the manager, looking on with a sense of apparent bewilderment. "No worries sir," Alason began loudly, "I'm just a hungover and flirting with your waitress. Another sandwich please? And without the feta? Thanks, dear."

Wheeling back to his primary subject, Alason smiled and crossed his legs. "Anyway, I'm sure I've wasted enough of your time and that you're hoping to escape my ramblings. Now, I'm sure that your other customer would love his cup of coffee just about now." With that, and a friendly pat on the waitress' arm, Alason spun about for what he hoped to be the last time, praying that he had successfully dismissed this aloof nymph.

Frolicking about naked in the woods, he thought, taking a final sip of coffee and shaking his head, no class.
"You can't take someone else's coffee! It isn't yours!"

Her face, blushed, childishly searching for some form of indignation. The manager's face, flabbergasted, still searching for an appropriate emotional response. Alason turned back to the waitress.

"Sorry, I don't know what that was about, I'm usually much more reasonable. I just really hate-"

Centuries old, family dead, lives in a tree, socially inept

Alason grinned as he perused the hidden truths hidden in the lines of this waitress' face. "-Feta. I assume you won't want the coffee back, but really, do keep the change. Or maybe give it to the poor sod who's coffee I stole. I... sorry, I'm rambling." This was rather uncomfortable; Alason had to find some way to change the pressure of the conversation. Adopting a more casual stance and tone, quieting a bit so as to be inaudible to the manager:

"So, Ms. Oakbough, what do you think of the opening of the new school year? I'm not a fan of the inevitable influx of undergrads, but hey, if it helps the local economy and gets these kids some quality education, I suppose I can't complain, no?" Alason took an extended sip of his commandeered coffee, and awaited response while making a persistent eye contact with this... Anwen Oakbough... and delving through her personal history.
@Gunther

I've sent a PM with regards to your request. In case you couldn't gather from it, I'm pretty lax about it, and am interested to hear what you have to offer.
In silence, Alason's eyes opened.

As the cacophony of colors blurred in and out of familiarity, his eyes closed again, wiping away the residual grime of sleep, before opening again to the sight of his bedroom. Odd, the alarm directly across from him read fourteen minutes past his usual wake-up time, yet did not buzz. Then came the memory, and with it, a smile: I have today off. Rolling over, Alason cursed himself for having habitually woken up this early. But, he considered, at least it lets me make more of my day.

Taking a moment to will himself out of bed, Alason headed to the bathroom and after a long, peaceful shower, dressed himself in a fine navy suit. It was only now, perhaps a half hour into a long-awaited day off, that he realized a horrible truth: he had no idea what to do. A family visit would likely be dull and promptly regretted, anything exotic and adventurous was out of the question - Alason was much more of the planning type when it came to such ideas - and there likely wouldn't be enough time in the day to do anything exciting anyway... perhaps it would simply be best to start from the beginning. And what might the beginning be? A familiar grumbling sound signified concurrence from Alason's body with his plan.

The autumn air was suddenly something friendly, something crisp and pleasant, to the man not worried about hurrying himself to his little human job with his little human coworkers and explaining to his little human boss why he was late. All too often, Alason would get caught up in the little annoyances, problems that didn't really exist but that he created for himself in his stress. So what if it was a little bit cold outside? The cool air was actually a bit nice, especially as a sweet reprieve from the heat of summer. And the people, some bustling about as they gather supplies for their daily commute, some heading to school, and a handful just sitting on a porch, or on a bench, enjoying their life. It would take a stronger soul than Alason's to restrain a smile. Ay, but there's the grumbling again. Beginning his own commute once again, Alason headed into a place he figured would be the least crowded this time of day: The Tipsy Dragon.

With many of the other breakfast-goers at the local diner, the Tavern was as empty as it would be during the day, with only as many patrons as there were visible staff. Taking a seat on one of the available barstools, he awaited service, and when it came, cheerily ordered a coffee with some generic breakfast sandwich, the ingredients of which he had already forgotten by the time the order came out of his mouth. When the food and coffee arrived in front of him, he thanked the barista and took a long, satisfying sip of the coffee.

"Ah, fantastic."

Almost immediately afterwards, however, having followed up his drink with a bite of the sandwich, Alason grimaced and restrained a retch as he tasted the foulness that was his meal. Perhaps he should've more thoroughly reviewed the ingredients, as it would seem that a large portion of the flavor was donated by a most abhorrent feta cheese. For the sake of maintaining tact, he quickly chewed and swallowed the remainder of the demon-cheese-food-thing and washed it down with the rest of his coffee. It wasn't enough, though, and in a stupor of hatred for the abominable substance, he took a mug of coffee right off of a passing waitress' tray with a hurried "Sorry!" before taking the much-needed sip that totally wiped the remaining taste of crumbly white venom from his tongue. Uncomfortably, he let out a hollow chuckle and placed three dollars on the tray where the coffee had been.

"K-keep the change." Another awkward laugh and he turned back to the counter, hoping only that something would save him from this natural social disaster, and that some force, divine, mystical or otherwise, could wipe this mating of perfectly good bread with this sheepspawn vulgarity off the face of the Earth.
Alason


Appearance

Seeming by most accounts unremarkable, Alason is but another face in the crowd to most, the only distinguishing features being the beginnings of a fine beard and a rather geometrically defined nose. Beyond this, however, Alason is nothing beyond a brown-haired, brown-eyed white guy scuttling about in a suit with some rather plain, black glasses. Speaking of the suit - for those of you who actually care - on a nearly daily basis Alason wears a suit grading from grey-blue to black, always worn with a sense of business and professionalism. The beard? Perhaps four steps away from pathetic. It hardly covers the face and only barely escapes judgement as mere stubble. Still, none of this is to say that he is particularly unattractive, rather, as aforementioned and as surely will be mentioned countless times more, Alason is neither attractive nor unattractive, neither this nor that, not anything; he merely is, and is quite content in anonymity.

Full Name

Alason Iver Campbell

Age

31

Gender

Male

Date of Birth

20 August 1984

Occupation

Civil Litigation Lawyer

Race

Quaestrum Witch

Hair & Eye Color

Brown

Height and Build
About 5'10", and ideally proportioned for a human. That is not to say that he has an optimized, hyper-athletic build, but rather that he is neither overweight nor underweight and is by all accounts an average, unremarkable, healthy male.

A Brief History


The first thing one must notice is the air of calm about her, an air which hardly dissipates when she beckons me over and dismisses the attendants.

"I want you to see everything. I want you to understand properly the things that you never could." Cryptic, but after a moment I understand. I take her hand, splay it with her palm to the ceiling, and begin to run my fingers down the fine wrinkles of her hand. I close my eyes.

The serene black is stolen from the inside of my eyelids and is immediately replaced with a blinding white. Pain, a pain that I've not felt before; it is as though my innards are retching about, churning and switching positions in some horrific game of musical chairs. A hospital. Doctors. More pain. A child. As the pain begins to give way to the sweet relaxation of endorphins, I hardly notice the passage of time before the newborn is presented to me. I know the face, and yet it is new to me. I love it. It almost takes away the bitter tinge of knowing that my husband is not here, but off doing God knows what in some filthy alley. Almost.

Sift through the fluff.

A toddler. Cute, but without identity. With the superfluous baby fat gone and the cheekbones beginning to set in properly, one can begin to see the resemblance between him and me. He plays in the yard, but again: where is the father? I head back inside and begin to brew some tea. Oh, I'm crying. My husband hasn't been home in four days, and I don't know where he is. I can't explain to the child though, no, he mustn't know that his father is a deadbeat. He mustn't know that his father is a traitor. He mustn't know that his father has all but abandoned us. He mustn't know that his father drinks, and runs off with human women, enamored by his parlor tricks, to forget. He mustn't know that his father hates his own kind, hates his own self, hates his own wife, hates his own son. He mustn't know that his father is a bastard that deserves nothing short of the stake. Oh, dash, I've accidentally torched the kitchen. I promptly put it out, of course, but cleaning it up in front my son should prove a bit awkward. Ah well, some candy and he'll forget in due time. Some day... some day I'll explain it to him.

Sift through the fluff.

My son is gone now, off studying English at a university. I'm in a hammock, reading, when I hear footsteps behind me. They do not sound unfriendly, so I turn slowly and with a smile on my face, assuming it to be a neighbor. Shock. Fear quickly bleeds into confusion as I look upon the well-groomed, nervously happy visage of my child's father, my... husband.

"Why are you here?"

"I know that I haven't been good to you. I know that. But... Lorna, I want to be a part of your life again. I want to see my son.'

I'm torn. On one hand, I can see that he means it. In proper clothes, groomed, apologetic and empathetic... How can I say no?

"No." Oh, that's how. "I'm sorry, but you had your chance. We haven't seen you in seventeen years; you chose to not be a part of his life and now you have to live with the consequences of that choice."

"But-"

"No."

Sift thro-


I'm jerked out of the memoryscape, sweaty and hyperventilating. With my mother's hand on my wrist, I slow down and, after a moment, stand straight. A pause. Eye contact. I head for the door.

"Where are you going?"

I pause again. Where am I going? No sense in merely storming off because I'm angry at my father for his negligence and my mother for her stubbornness. But, after a moment of thought, that's not all I'm doing.

"I'm going to find my father's phone number. The healer gets back from his vacation today; the flight should be in by 4:50. He'll be here by the end of the day to take care of your lung problem." I exit my mother's home without contest. She knows it would be futile.

— Two years ago

Family/Relationships


Father: Mr. Douglass Campbell - Distant, in regular contact
Mother: Dr. Lorna Campbell - Local, in regular contact
Grandparents: All deceased
Paternal aunt: Ms. Moira Smith - Distant, in holiday contact
Maternal aunt: Mrs. Saundra Wilson - Distant, in holiday contact
Maternal aunt: Ms. Roberta Brown - Local, in holiday contact
Maternal uncle: Mr. Robert Wilson - Distant, in holiday contact
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BurningCold is not going to be making a character.
@AndromedaiOops, sorry. Didn't see this until after posting. Well… lets just say that there was a stealth captain leading the scouts because… there's no way I'm editing all that post.
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