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It's kind of insane to me that people ever met without dating apps. It is just so inefficient.
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One, polyamory is notoriously difficult to administer
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I'm guessing it immediately failed because everyone's computer broke/work got busy/grand parents died
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Early 30's. I know just enough about everything to be dangerous.

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"Have fun!" I shouted after the running Beren before taking a seat on the balcony. The air of Darkwater Crossing was humid, but its elevation meant that there was a cooling breeze out on the balcony. I pulled a knife from my belt and and carefully slit the wax seal. Its always a good practice to keep a seal intact incase you need of falsify a letter at some point. I unrolled the scroll and began to read the contents.

Lady Emmaline Von Morganstern

My Lady, welcome to Darkwater Crossing. As you might imagine
new arrivals are a source of some excitement in our small community.
I would like to invite you to small soiree at Pelican Mansion in
order to meet other members of a more refined sort whose company I
have no doubt, you will find vastly preferable to the common run of
riff-raff.

If you are available, please attend at the second hour after sun down
when the beastly heat is somewhat abated. We are all eager to make your
acquaintance.

Enrik von Nieman


I brightened somewhat at a taste of the finer things, though now my need to do some shopping was somewhat more acute. I pondered going out without waiting for Beren but decided that on balance I'd rather stay here where it was cool until he returned with whatever information he was able to gather.
Beren led the way into the passageway without hesitation. Where ever it lead had to be better than this death trap. It was only a matter of time before the beasts returned with hammers to smash their way through the web of chitin that Jocasta had spun from their weapons and shields. Buri came last, cursing as bot of Jocasta's dragonflies zipped through a moment before he could push the heavy doors home. One settled into her hair like a pin, the other at the neck of her tunic like a broach. Both enchanted items began to softly glow, giving Jocasta enough light to see by. Recovering himself, Buri pushed the door closed with a satisfying click of stone on stone. Jocasta wondered if it would now be visible on the other side. Doubtful, given Dwarven craftsmanship.

The purpose of the package remained a mystery, at least to Jocasta. If Beren and Buri had any more insight they were keeping it to themselves. The walls were cut through the rock, rough and unfinished. That was obviously a stylistic choice given the mining skills of its makers, did that mean it was a simple access shaft, or was it left unfinished for some ritual purpose? There was no way to tell, and so long as it led away from the ruined Dwarfhold, no real reason to enquire. The one thing she could say for sure was that the gradient was down, deeper into the bowels of the earth.

"You hear that?" Beren asked suddenly enough to make Jocasta's heart jump into her throat. They had been walking for what felt like hours. She had been zoned out, staring blankly at Beren's back. She opened her mouth to say she heard nothing only to find her mouth to dry to speak. At first she thought all she could hear was their breathing, but then she picked it up. A soft hissing like sand sliding in a slowly rocked glass jar.

"It is water," Buri said, his face puzzled in the soft green light of Jocasta's dragonflies. Beren nodded and continued forward, his hand on the haft of his weapon. The hissing grew steadily louder and to Jocasta's surprise fungus began to grow along the sides of the walls. Her hands twitched with a desire to investigate but she restrained herself heroically. The hissing grew louder and deeper as they moved forward.

"Feel that?" Beren asked. Jocasta did, there was a soft wind blowing up the tunnel. Buri and Beren exchanged looks that were impenetrable to Jocasta, but there was only one way to go: forward. After another minute or so the tunnel opened into a cavern so vast that Jocasta couldn't see the ceiling. A pebbled beach stretched off in both directions and the waters of what Jocasta could only think of as an ocean stretched out into the darkness.

"It is huge," Buri murmured, his dwarven tunnelsense better than any human.

"An underground lake, bigger than any I have ever seen," Buri elaborated. Jocasta could only nod, hours of flight, fear, and spell craft were fast catching up with her. Beren walked off in on direction, then returned.

"Dead end that way, the wall falls into the lake. Buri nodded and headed off in the other direction only to return with a similar report.

"Think there is something on the other side?" Beren asked.

"Further than I can see," Buri replied, "but from the wind... maybe... need alot of space for air currents to build up." Beren nodded as though he agreed with the statement.

"Can you send your ear rings to scout?" he asked Jocasta. She shook her head.

"Not yet... need to rest a minute," she replied. Buri looked skeptical and Beren looked suddenly concerned.

"Alright, lets make camp, Ill take first watch," he offered. Jocasta was already spreading her bedroll out on the beach. Within moments, she was fast asleep.
I peered at the scrap of parchment while Kian ate thick slices of the local bread with evident relish. The stuff was rather good, but I had always been taught to approach bread carefully. The map was little more than a few quick lines drawn with a charcoal stick. A sketch of what looked to be a manor house, a few quick notations which obviously correlated to number of watchmen and change of shifts. I clucked my tongue against the roof of my mouth. It was clumsy, in Tilea any assassin worth his salt would have memorized the information and destroyed the note, but these were unsophisticated lands, without an elevated culture of how to kill each other with maximum artistic flair.

"He must have been planning to kill the Baron, no burglar would have the watch information," I concluded, "no chance the fellow is alive to question?" Kian shook his head as he chewed.

"Cwushed skaal," he managed around a mouthful of bread. I tutted again, though I could hardly blame Kian for refusing to pull his punches. Doubtless the assassin wouldn't have shed many tears for a dead priest in a back alley.

"I suppose we ought to warn the Baron," I concluded. If there was one assassin sent their might be more. I didn't know anything of the politics of this places, but I found it was rarely the just cause that stooped to hiring killers to knife someone in their beds. Besides someone was bound to have seen something, and it would go ill for us if the Baron thought we were withholding vital information. And there was always the chance he might have some halfway decent wine...
They made much better time to the beach than they had to the mountain, their pace enlivened by haste and familiarity with the way. Jess cursed all landsmen as she half ran half slid down rocky escarpments and clambered through the thick lantana to reach the strand. Hope was quickly dashed as they arrived. The boat still swung from its bowline in the gentle surf, but of the crew there was no sign save for dropped weapons.

"Look," Galt called pointing the the strange mix of tracks which intermingled human footprints with oddly reptilian ones, separated by the unmistakable unbroken lines of dragging tails.

"Yande's bleeding tits," Jess muttered, looking out to sea where the Weather Witch still hung at placid anchor. Had the crew aboard not seen what had happened to their comrades? Had they simply not the stomach to come to their aid? Jess had a bad feeling that Branch, that idiot quatermaster was responsible for that, Krycek would have intervened, but the old dwarf had been outvoted. For a moment she considered rowing out to the Witch, but it would be backbreaking and time consuming with just Galt and herself, the former of which, it could be depended on, couldn't hold a stroke to save both their lives.

"No shots were fired," Galt pointed out, "wed have heard, plus their would be musket wadding on the beach." Jess considered it, feeling a chill run up her spine. How in the name of all the gods had her whole crew been taken without firing a shot. Now that he mentioned it, there were no enemy dead at all? Even with cutlass and hand spike her crew should have accounted for at least a few of their attackers. Some kind of magic? The thought made her stomach tighten. If the landing party could be so overcome, then so could the rest of her crew, the only hope now was stealth and surprise.

"Come on," she instructed, leading the way up the beach in the direction of the tracks, moving back towards the ziggurat.
@Atalanta Did you take the crow with you?
For the briefest of moments my eyes were opened to the glory of the Warp. I saw endless fields of golden possibility stretching out before my eyes, but unlike my normal human eyes my real eyes could see undimmed into infinity. There were colors for which we have no names, shapes for which our tawdry geometry cannot describe. In a single grain of sand I beheld palaces more grand and luxurious than ever graced the soil of Terra. My spirit soared in skies that burned a blue so bright it I could feel it tingle to my fingertips. There were wonders beyond counting and I suddenly felt that, for the first time in my life, I understood the universe. I could see my place in it, better I could bend the universe around myself and remake it in such wonders that people would cry out my name in wonder and terror. There were secrets I might learn that not even the gods had looked upon, pleasures which no woman had ever conceive of, much less experience. All of the universe could be mind if I but reached out my hand and...

Tawdry reality crashed in around us. I sucked in my breath in an effort to stifle a sob of loss. Hadrian squeezed my hand and I as back in my body. I let out a shuddering breath and reached down to my belt. I drew a hand gun, a rubidium plated kaiser 26, and flicked the safety off. I wished I could have brought my force staff, but carrying psycoactive material through the teleporter would have been insanely risky. Clara bared her teeth and spat as though clearing a bad taste from her mouth. I wished I could show her the glory that had seen but there was no time for any of that. She unslung a cut down las carbine.

"Ok, well we are on a miles long starship. Any idea where we should start looking?" Clara asked. Hadrian made a gesture with his pistol.

"Bridge and passenger quarters will be this way," he said, leading the way through the maze of pipes and girders. I followed along, wondering where the crew might be.

"We are near the shuttle bays, they wont be crewed during warp jump," Hadrian explained. That was right, the locator was on the shuttle, despite the uncertainty in Lazarus' calculations we must be somewhere near the hungers.

"Do we have a plan for getting off this boat once we bring the Emperor's justice to this heretic?" Clara asked.

"We will figure something out," Hadrian replied. A man in a spacer's jumpsuit and brass serf collar came around the corner. His eyes opened in shock to see armed strangers in a part of the ship where such folk rarely strayed. He opened his mouth to ask something, or perhaps to shout, but before he could do either my mind closed on his. He feel to his knees and abased himself before us.

"Command me mistress," he begged, tears of devotion starting from his eyes. Hadrian and Clara both eyed me.

"This isn't the time to be subtle," I said rather defensively.

"Where is the Inquisitor who travels with you?" I asked, taking a chance that Vorn wasn't using an alias.

"Forward Mistress, in his quarters on the officers deck," the serf babbled, his face raptorus with being able to provide information I wanted.

"You will lead us, by ways that will avoid notice," I instructed. He all but sprang from the deck and ran down to a doorway, turning with the earnestness of a puppy and beckoning us on.
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