Sol Grim

Kings and Killers: A Classical Fantasy Adventure (Chapter 1)

"So those guards were worthless," Dalious said as he propped himself up before the group, sitting comfortably on the nearest bench. "Yea Fyr lost his axe, Lapis lost her camel, but we're alive. We are .......in our primes. Especially me."

"Do we even know what the fuk is going on!? Arthur?? Ashe!? The book??".

Dalious opens the book where they are. "Gwen! Can u answer our questions? Where r u in the world? The real you? Where's Cicero?? How much sauce goes into a pantorallomi??"

Kings and Killers: A Classical Fantasy Adventure (Chapter 1)

It felt like slow motion to Dalious, the leader being alone and running for an escape. It was an easy target to say the least. He quickly and with ease loaded another bolt into his crossbow and aimed with a smirk.

"I got him,"he calmly said, locking eyes with Lapis in the process. She seemed panicked, so he gave her a wink. "Watch this, love."

fail

1d20-1=3

He fired the crossbow and missed entirely, not even coming close. The bolt hit the ceiling.

"...shit."

Kings and Killers: A Classical Fantasy Adventure (Chapter 1)

"Impressive," Dalious said as Lapis killed one of the naked people. He watched her go back into hiding, seeing from her facial expression that the act was hard on her. Killing was never easy, even when your life depended on it. The pirate was already struggling with the nineteen or so people he had killed in his life, but this was not the time to think on such matters.

He turned to see Arthur kill the assassin that he had previously been fighting, the boy seemed to take it much better than Lapis seemed to. "Hey, that one counts as mine!"

The fighting looked to be nearing a close, in their favor. Just the assassin leader and one other assassin left. Dalious knew his team could handle the leader so he cut off the other assassin and held his cutlass up to him.

"You lot are defeated, stand down and we'll let you live,"he told him, but the attacker lunged forward anyway. Dalious easily deflected his strike, then knocked the assassin's blade away. Dalious hit the assassin with the hilt of his sword, bringing the man to his knees. The pirate sheathed his weapon, only to pull out his crossbow and aim it at the defeated man's face.

attack roll

1d20+1=20

As he loaded the weapon with a bolt, more for a show of dominance than anything, he spoke, "It's over mate, look around. We have you completely defeated!". Dalious gestured toward the room. Immediately they watched Ashe go toward the leader, only to trip on a corpse and bash her head on the floor. "...she uhm...she meant to do that. A scare tactic, of course."

Dalious cleared his throat, then slapped the assassin with his free hand. "Nevermind that! You killed all these innocent people, and for what? Why!? Who are you, more importantly who sent you after us!! Who in the hells.....". Dalious, in his anger, accidentally squeezed the trigger of his crossbow and fired the bolt direct into the assassin's face. The man flopped over dead. "Oh, shite!! Oops."

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Kings and Killers: A Classical Fantasy Adventure (Chapter 1)

Dalious swung and missed his opponent.

fail

1d20+1=6

He backed up to recollect his footing stance, however he walked right into Lapis and tripped himself over her and fell to the floor, then quickly picked himself back up to his feet.

"Nine hells woman!" Dalious shouted, recollecting himself. "Stay back". His last words weren't to scold but more because there was no time to talk and he wanted her safe.

He went on guard against his attacker.

Kings and Killers: A Classical Fantasy Adventure (Chapter 1)

The rest of the room became a blur in the background as the pirate focused on the one opponent before him, almost giving the man the full blame for everything that has just transpired. Dalious had already injured him during his first initial rage, though he quickly calmed down a beat and took a step back to display a fighting pose.

"You stand before the greatest pirate who's ever lived, Captain Dalious Durendail," he spoke, half swirling his blade while simultaneously half bowing. "Prepare to die!"

The assassin swung predictably as Dalious shifted quickly out of harm's way. Dalious then faked a lunge, side stepped, and stabbed his cutlass into the attacker's left ribcage. The assassin fell back momentarily in pain, pausing to check the wound. He was clearly in agony, yet still eager to fight on.

"I said, you stand before the greatest pirate of all the times!! Prepare to die!! On guard!!

attack roll=success

1d20+1=14

They continued...

Kings and Killers: A Classical Fantasy Adventure (Chapter 1)

If there was one thing Dalious loved to see, it was a woman's breasts. However something felt different this time, whether it was the tone of the room or the out of place naked lady, something was off. It only fully hit Dalious when his companion shouted to get down, and if there was one thing he learned about Ashe it was that she didn't mess around for jokes or jests. Dalious hit the floor.

His ears rang as the blast destroyed everything around them, he could feel the potions in his satchel shatter on his hip as he hit the ground.

potions shatter

1d20=1

The room felt broken. The aroma from the broken potions fueled him to his feet, he felt invigorated. He felt...healthy again. And the first thing he noticed was his friends on the floor and a bunch of enemies closing in.

He quickly looked around the room, seeing everyone was split in half from the explosion, including his newly met friend Saben. Saben's guts had spilled out before the man, his corpse falling shortly near to the stage.

"Nooo!! Saben!" Dalious shouted in angst. The pirate rose to his feet in a rage. He looked towards the nearest assassin to him. "You!!....and me, right fucking now!". Dalious struck hard.

attack=hit

1d20=15

Dalious struck the assassin.

Kings and Killers: A Classical Fantasy Adventure (Chapter 1)

Dalious and Saben embraced once their set of music was over. Saben even squeezed Dalious' ass right before they parted, confusing the pirate. He just nodded with an uncomfortable smirk and then moved back to his crew who were back at the table.

Dalious flopped his coin purses down on the table, letting the crew see how well he has done. "Somebody stop me, I'm a coin making machine and.... don't deny how talented I am!!" he laughed as he spoke, pointing a finger at Ashe. Then he turned to Fyr. "...and seven hells that was impressive mate, you almost wooed me into buying you a drink!"

Dal grabbed the nearest pint and downed it in one go, plenty of the ale spilling to his collar and chest. When he looked back up to speak again he found himself speechless, as a bald woman had disrobed in front of him and everyone around. He was caught off guard by her nudity. He found himself frozen by her act as he could look at nothing more than her bare breasts. Boobs!!!!!!!!!

roll

1d20-1=9