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Sherlock Holmes said
Yes, but I generally disguise myself as a much shorter female so that people won't suspect my real identity. (It tends to keep the fanatics away and allows me to carry on with my detective work without hinderance.)


Amazing. Did you have to undergo surgery to make yourself shorter?
Are you actually Sherlock Holmes?
natsumehack, what do you look like in real life?
Kaga said crime rates would go down a lot if it were made legal. Plus I think it has the potential to be safer (not to mention generate a lot of revenue for the government through taxes) if it were sold legally.


This is all already true in Colorado, so it is proven that it was a positive decision in these aspects.
Cpt Toellner said
Ok, be oblivious.


Toellner, what is the worst word you would use to describe yourself?
Esper said
You make me smile.


I aim to please.
What's your opinion on the recent legalization of marijuana in some US states? It is rumored that New York will be the next to follow, after Washington and Colorado.
Esper said
A single racing horse. : P


Let me tell you, this is a top-notch horse we're talkin about. Bred in the Hamptons by Johnson & Johnson. You ever see a gazelle run? Now picture that times 10, that's my engine alright.
Esper said
Why are you using a two valve engine post 1910s?


If it ain't broke don't fix it. This engine runs like a goddamn race horse, it's amazing. Why would I ever give it up, c'mon... Use some common sense, Esper.
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