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9 yrs ago
Current "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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10 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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Ika Musume

(note:also setting this up before events, in a truly Ika Musume way)


Ika Musume jumped up as the floor beneath her changed instantaneously. As soon as the place finished changing, she began to crawl on the ground. Ika Musume knocked on the ground a few times, as if to see where everything had gone.

"How did you do that, De geso?! Humans are more powerful then I thought, De geso. How did you get the Three stooges lab here, De geso?"

Ika Musume said this all with her ear to ground. But wait... As she noticed more about the lab like area, she saw that something... was missing... Ika Musume jumped up, and began to search every corner of the room. Slowly but surely it dawned on her... There was no shrimp! And no dimtendo! How would she eat! How would she sharpen her combat skills if she couldn't play hedgehog kart and road brawlers!

Wheres the shrimp, De geso! Where's the dimtendo, De geso! Where's the TV, De geso! I can't miss Noh mask rider, or not eat shrimp, De geso! It'll krill me, De geso!"

Ika Musume began to panic. No inkvader could live without shrimp! With this realization, Ika Musume began to wobble a bit on her feet, her face went blank, and suddenly fell over. It would seem.. Somewhat pathetic. Though mostly adorable given her squid traits and age. In fact, if he was so inclined, Add would "add" all those things so as to stop her panicking.(hint hint)

Just as suddenly Ika Musume raised her head up again

It does look good though, De geso

And then her head fell back over

Villains, what fun! I wonder how Ika Musume shall react to them. Probably badly.
Congrats
Hello class. Today we are going to learn about squids and why we should just bow down now before our inevitable inking and tentacling. And here to show us these powers is Ika Musume herself!

https://youtu.be/3jL4fmSJpRs
2 day... 2 day... oh how I long for 2 day...
If I remember correctly it let's you draw two cards.
We are but atoms, crushed under his finger. Our final screams drowned out by a cloud of dust mites and dead skin cells.
The bad part is, we wouldn't know we were dead. Something that size would be impossible for something as small as our characters to realistically perceive as anything but a dark sky.
*patiently waits for spartan person to post*
If his fist is that big how would anyone be able to actually see him? Considering that your fist makes up a very small amount of your total size?
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