Avatar of Absolis
  • Last Seen: 8 yrs ago
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 2012 (0.51 / day)
  • VMs: 4
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    1. Absolis 11 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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10 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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What! No! My greatest weakness! The one thing I cannot overcome! NOOOOOOOOOO!
My weapon is made of Deus ex Machina
The bullets are made of super adamantium
Exactly
The bullets turn back with ultra power.
"*shoots him* tough meet gun'
She wins. Challenge done. No arguments.
Steal Cyanos french fries and she will knock your teeth out. Remove her milkshake though... and their will be no end to the horrors you will endure.
I'll post after I know if this is accepted or not.

@Punished Homura


Or, maybe I'll just make an application for the universe and save the time of having to come up with an explanation for why they are suddenly there immediately after the ethereal brought it up

*applied phlebotinum is not your friend*
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