Oh my, every time I read that taunt. That is a work of pure genius.
Absolis
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Quiet king
STATUS: "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer." 9 yrs ago
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"My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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10 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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I'm not fond of Nintendo
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@Absolis
Filthy console peasants
That's other consoles. Nintendo is PC gaming's father. Pre game crash of the 80's is the grandfather, but nintendos the dad.
I was hoping you would get the reference. Considering it is one of the most famous things ever said by a high ranking person in nintendo.
Goodnight
@mtntopview this is where you make an evil laugh and boast about your unstoppable plan to win forever.
If only that KV2 could save grimlock from Cyano. Sadly, the only thing that can save him now is the fact that Sam seems to prefer standing and doing nothing, rather then posting.
Ika Musume w/ Adds cat thing
It had become fairly quiet. Ika Musume moved her tentacles out from over her eyes. In the corner, she couldn't see anyone. And her tentacles kept her from hearing much of anything, besides the explosions and bullet shots. Though those had stopped quite a bit ago. The cat that Add had left Ika began to stir again. It removed itself from Ika, and shook the dust off of itself. Ika followed suit, unwrapping herself, and shaking the dust off. She leaned back against the corner and took a deep breath. As she let the breath out she noticed something. Just a few meters away from her, there were some very strange people. A giant turtle and a man made of metal stood out prominently. Ika began to call put to them, even going so far as to make a noise, but quickly stopped herself. What if they were the ones making all the noise? Maybe theyou were trying to stop her from stopping the polluting humans!? Of course, by now they would have noticed her. Ika looked to see if there was anywhere she could drag herself to, but the only places her tentacles could grab on to went right past the people. Seeing as she had no place to run, Ika Musume readied her tentacles and pointed them at the people, ready to let loose with a furious barrage if they tried to attack. That being said, if they looked closely they would notice that Ika was holding back tears of fear as she did so.
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