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Varric watched Laciel walk away, a bemused expression on his face.

"And here I thought he liked Garn. He usually seems so engrossed when I tell those stories." Varric said, scratching the back of his head. He then shrugged.

"But yea, to the tavern we go!"

He walked in the general direction of the tavern, grinning. This had been quite the stressful encounter, but it seemed like it would work out. Tonight he'd have to work on that string of lovers though. If all else failed, then he'd just enlist Ezra.

Speaking of whom, Varric felt the wind kicking up behind him. He swore for a moment he heard a kid screaming, and he had a feeling someone was nearby.

"Gwen, do you mind laughing loudly while I talk about Ezra's penis size? I think he's watching us. Nature magic."

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@BlueAjah
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@Narcotic Dollie

Lol ty.

Sounds like Varric should be safe, but I'd be fine with him gettinf kidnapped.

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Varric tensed in shock when Gwen hugged him, then grinned.

"Whoa baby, you gotta buy me dinner first," he joked, "But, hey, we should find out more about the flower myths, and there's no one more knowledgeable about the old tales than my dear, sweet mother."

He grinned before glancing over at Laciel.

"And you're welcome as well. As they say, the more the better."

He winked.

"And I shall serenade us as we walk, too," he said, grabbing his lute from his back, "I shall sing the tale of-"

He sneezed. Somewhere, Ezra had made fun of him. He'd get him back later.

"Excuse me. I'll sing a tale of Garn, the legendary Smithknight."

Varric had told Laciel this tale before. It emphasised Garn's legendary ingenuity and intellect, traits Varric knew Laciel would look up to. Varric cleared his throat, before singing.

"In a land of trouble and turmoil,
There was a king no one could foil,
A tyrant whose rage was hot as a coil,
The tyrant named King Doyle.

Well Garn had lived in that land,
And left footprints in the sand.
And he was angry, please understand,
At that viscious tyrant of a man.

So Garn he gathered his courage.
And Garn, he gathered his blades.
And Garn, he gathered his hammer,
And Garn, he showed the king what he made.

And Garn, he got an audience,
With the Tyrant King Doyle,
And Garn, has been told everyday since,
For he popped the king like a boil.

He fell on him with armor,
A most wondrously made device,
Armor that could spew fire,
Armor that could spew ice.

And the tyrant he fought and he fought,
But against Garn the king couldn't win,
And Garn got what he sought.
He gave freedom to his kingdom.

And still. We tell his great story.
He who won with mind and not might.
And his tales may be a bit gory.
But he is Garn the Smith Knight."

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I've been hella busy cuz I'm doing a going away party before I go to Oregon.

Baking cookies from scratch is hard

Champions of Thedas - Dragon Age RP

I love Etta. She's my tumblr problematic fave.

I love playing Fredrick because he slammed a tent flap.

Also, I'm trying to play one of each class through the series. I want to be a warrior in DA2. Are rogues fun in DAI?

Champions of Thedas - Dragon Age RP

"Live... You know, Etta, I'd ask if you're serious, but I don't think I want to hear the answer."

Fredrick heard Martin's announcement and shook his head.

"Bah." Fredrick said.

"Bah. Bah!" he repeated angrily, getting up and approaching his tent.

"Good night, fuckwaffles! Wake me up and I will come down on you with the wrath of an angry god!" he said, before slamming his tent flap.

Mangy followed, barking an apology for his master's behaviour as he entered the tent.

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@Snarl

I love it. :D

I'm curious as to who gets kidnapped. :p Can't wait.

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This roleplay is awesome.

I like Aldric's opinion on Varric. It makes sense that Aldric, the more responsible, protective, "big brother-ish" sort, would have a problem with the assholr charismatic prankster. Plus I like the begrudging respect for his magical ability.

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Oh, I thought it was purely romantic. Haha Varric's mom is gonna lecture him hardcore for not knowing that.