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NO! Not the box of shame!
Anything bot the box!
"Well I's not like I don't get anything out of this."
I relax, I love this place. I've been coming here ever since I learned to open my first portal.
I was so proud. It was a rite of passage to me. Quite literally now that I think of it.
I lay on my back. Drifting as I enjoy the view.
"No problem. This one's for free."
I dive under water and open a portal to a clothing warehouse near Lyon.
I drop to the ground along with a large gulp of water.
The room is now soaked, I smirk at the idea of someone finding a puddle of water in a closed room with no signs of entry.
And miss a rack of swim suits.
Another portal opens and closes and I step trough next to Saren.
In front of her I drop a large rack full of various sets of swim wear.
"Life is easy when you think..."
I step backwards trough a portal that drops me 10 feat above the water surface of the sea just within earshot and shout: "With portals!" as I flip over and land in the water with a huge splash. Above me a tower of cinders floats down into the water.
The portal closes behind her. A soft breeze passes by. I could stand here for decades.
"To have fun... Looks like you have found the right answer." I smile at her as I take off my jacket.
"When you are ready to make your wish, let me know." I step back and kick my shoes off.
"But for now let's have some fun."
I sprint off the beach and jump into the water. Leaving cinders in my wake.
A portal opens up to a white beach with blue water. Crystal clear and motionless.
I step trough, the weather here is beautiful.
I hold my hand out.
"Well?"
I am having so much fun with charlie. There's like a thousand ways to have him be an asshole to everything and everyone. And he's still going to be extra nice when he blows your prize petunia's to smithereens.
Charlie frowned, Klaus was being difficult, and it was way too early in the morning for that.
"Do I. Need too. Drag you?"
Charlie made motions indicating that he planned to drag Klaus on a rope behind the kart.
The he paused.
"Or do you need Antos to drag you?"
His unsettling grin came back.
I follow, clearly to Rex's dismay.
"Try me."
oh well, lets sell you a dress...
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