Thundercat said
And then sam cooks up some pepto bismol for them
Cruel.
You know, there's a lot more nasty sam can get his hands on than laxatives.
How about a cookie that contains a potion that causes extreme short term memory loss. Along with a poition that simply makes the cookie extremely adictive!
"Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, etc."
oh and okay...
filled with laxatives