Hirothelegend said
"1000poké for each Pokémon you say? Well first off, how are we going to get there? and How soon?" Jacks said to Déspota.
"Oh, well done gentlemen, I promise you'll find it worth it. My name is Déspota and here is the organizer. Present yourself to the customers."
The unknown pokemon opened her eyes, she didn't expect that short of introduction, but there was no other choice.
"I'm Alice, the gourgeist, nice to meet you."
"I could answer your questions, but my advisory here (points at Alice) is the one in charge of the details and she will be able to explain it much better. So tell us, ALICE, how are we going to arrive there?"
"Do you know the Brine cave? The method of going is there. At the bottom of the cave there is a pattern on a wall that interacts with those pure of heart and the transport pokemon, who is the only one who knows the location, will carry those to the hidden land."
The banette was about to make a comment among the lines of "A transport pokemom? You gotta be kidding me..." but the presence of the two explorers, the shedinja and the ninjask, made him refract and he played along.
"As you can see, the time it take to reach the brine cave and then going down its 15 floors. But formalities aside, why don't you tell us your names?"
Autócrata and Tirano were still arguing like a pair of little kids, or like a couple, depending of how you looked at it. Although the shouting wasn't very loud, so they weren't being an annoyance to the rest of the people in the place, their body language and expressions give enough clues to make clear that they were getting angrier and angrier and it reached a point in which they didn't even know what to say and were resorting to pity insults in ad hominen style. At one moment, Autócrata stopped to response and put her arms on her head and started to concentrate, to which Tirano responded
"An what are you doing now? Your gaseous head can't hold all those insults and now is imploding?"
"Look who's talking about gaseous heads. I'm using calm mind to kick your ass."
"Oh, is that so? Bring it on!"
The gastly opened his mouth and started to charge a black ball on his tongue, he culd have launched the shadow ball at any moment, but he wanted to show Autócrata that he was being serious. When the lampent opened her eyes and saw the ball charging, she answered inmediately with a shadow ball of her own, which was launched at the same time that the one of Tirano, causing both of them to collapse and explode, launching the two ghosts in opposite directions. When Autócrata stood up, she couldn't find the gastly, who appeared all of the sudden from behind and emitted a powerful flash in the direction of his opponent, but that barely managed to scratch her, which made him think "This is what Dazzling Gleam does? pretty lame." He then tried to hie in the floor again, but the lampent responded by using flamethrower and caused the wooden floor to catch fire, the flames forcing Tirano to go outside of it, and the moment it went out of cover it was surrounded by a blue aura of psychic and tossed around, being launched through the opened window outside, but it was a great mistake for Autócrata to look outside because the moment she did she was hit by a thunderbolt and sent flying backwards. The gastly, visible injured, managed to float inside and in the confusion he managed to snatch an oran berry and eat it to regain energy, then he turned to look at Autócrata, who appeared among the dust drinking calmly a juice from a table.
"Was that supposed to hurt?"
The gastly got more angry and launched a shadow ball towards her, which was avoided and instead hit a furret, doing it no harm since it was a normal type. The lampent floated surrounding the gastly with flamethrower, obliging him to float upwards which was exactly what Autócrata wanted, who was already up and charging a shadow ball, too close to move to the sides of capable of going down because of the fire, Tirano seemed to have no escape, but he instead floated through her opponent the moment just before she threw the sphere (which hit and passed through a wooden wall) and both of them turned at the same time, the lampent with her eyes glowing blue and ready to use psychich and the gastly answering faster with a ball of sludge that hit Autócrata and made her fall to the ground. When she stood up, she started to concentrate again.
"Oh, no way in hell I'm letting you use your calm mind again."
Tirano launched another thunderbolt, but he failed and instead he hit an emolga, wait no, it was a pachirisu dressed with a hoodie that made it look like an emolga. This incident made the ghosts stop their fight and approach the pokemon
"Hey, are you alright?"
