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    1. Amalvi 12 yrs ago

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Somebody give Spacehog a medal
Narayank said What's wrong with you?

I crashed my dad's car. Shut up.


rocketrobie2 said After a few months one thing led to another and he ended up buying a albino tiger named frank and a briefcase full of jam and horse hooves from the black market


Frizan said some psycho with spikey blonde hair and a purple jumpsuit cracked Friza over the head with a Big Fuggin' Sword(TM) and ran off, screaming about something called a Sephiroth


RP hasn't started yet and I'm already tripping
Appearance: He stands 1.75 meters (5.74 feet) and has unwashed and messy short dark brown hair that looks like he has just woken up and that a typhoon has just passed over his head. He has light brown eyes, his face is badly shaved with some hairs sticking out and he has an ectomorph complexion that makes him look like a pipsqueak even though his work makes him stay in shape. He either wears his factory uniform, a two piece blue attire with a baseball cap, or some jeans with a red t-shirt with a message that says "MROON", white sneakers and a camouflage jacket, everything cheap and shabby

Name: Barthelus

Age: 24

Gender: male

Species: Human

Specialties: driving crashing
being the most pathetic womanizer in existence, making any woman despise him on a first view
astonishing resistance to pain and injuries

Abilities: Barthelus is capable of riding ANY VEHICLE with masterful skill, be it a car, a horse, a motorcycle, a train, a zeppelin, or a giant robot but with the condition that he cannot get off the vehicle unless he crashes it so badly that it ends up destroyed beyond any use but scrap metal, of course, with an impossible explosion (yeah, horses explode too). However, neither he or other occupants get harmed in the accidents

Weapons/Skills: Besides his "driving", he is abnormally sturdy and capable of resisting pain and injuries to amusing levels, perhaps the secret of why he has survived all those accidents. As mentioned before, he has the power of resulting immediately repulsive to anyone of the opposite sex, although this might be caused for his unappealing look

Favorite Games/Shows: Kamen Rider (lol, dead) Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Gundam (let's say 0083, stardust memory) Spider man. Pokemon. INFERNO COP!

Background: Barthelus is a total freaking looser
That's pretty much what anyone would need to know, mostly because except for one incident, his life was really boring. Growing up in a big city, attending school without any interest, dropping out of Geography university because he was too lazy and he got a job as a factory worker, maneuvering heavy equipment, before the heroes outbreak began, dedicating his weekends to go to discos with cheap suit to get rejected by every single girl he tried to approach, thus having never get laid in his life, despise his sympathetic and open attitude. The "incident" that made his life interesting was the first time he entered a car, when he saw a shooting star and wished to be the best driver in existence and because of some cosmic trolling his wish was granted, the best driver for absolutely anything, but with the drawback of not being able to use the same vehicle twice.
BUT WHATEVER, world is ending right now, nobody is going to miss a car or two if he needs to use them, right?

"What's this roleplay about?": Saving Earth
Grayscythe said
Amalvi, did you ask Gamer5 before you had their character act?


it was a very simple reaction more than an act, which was more or less pre-stated "unleash Jet in case they attacked"--->they attack--->unleashes Jet

that's what I though
NarayanK said
Good! You're accepted too. It'd be nice to add in an appearance as well. (Image or description, either one is fine)


good idea, I'll make it imediately
crack rp? count me in, give me a moment to read thoughtfully and make a CS

Name: Barthelus

Age: 24

Gender: b... male

Species: human

Appearance: He stands 1.75 meters (5.74 feet) and has unwashed and messy short dark brown hair that looks like he has just woken up and that a typhoon has just passed over his head. He has light brown eyes, his face is badly shaved with some hairs sticking out and he has an ectomorph complexion that makes him look like a pipsqueak even though his work makes him stay in shape. He either wears his factory uniform, a two piece blue attire with a baseball cap, or some jeans with a red t-shirt with a message that says "MROON", white sneakers and a camouflage jacket, everything cheap and miser

Specialties: driving crashing
being the most pathetic womanizer in existence, making any woman despise him on a first view
astonishing resistance to pain and injuries

Weapons/Skills: Barthelus is capable of riding ANY VEHICLE with masterful skill, be it a car, a horse, a motorcycle, a train, a zeppelin, or a giant robot but with the condition that he cannot get off the vehicle unless he crashes it so badly that it ends up destroyed beyond any use but scrap metal, of course, with an impossible explosion (yeah, horses explode too). However, neither he or other occupants get harmed in the accidents

Favorite Games/Shows: Kamen Rider (YOU KILLED IT BEFORE THE FREAKING RP COULD BEGIN! SO I'M ADDING SIX NOW!) Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Gundam (let's say 0083, stardust memory) Spider man. Pokemon. INFERNO COP!

Background: Barthelus is a total freaking looser
That's pretty much what anyone would need to know, mostly because except for one incident, his life was really boring. Growing up in a big city, attending school without any interest, dropping out of university because he was too lazy and he worked as a factory worker, maneuvering heavy equipment, before the heroes outbreak began, dedicating his weekends to go to discos with cheap suit to get rejected by every single girl he tried to approach, thus having never get laid in his life, despise his sympathetic and open attitude. The "incident" that made his life interesting was the first time he entered a car, when he saw a shooting star and wished to be the best driver in existence and because of some cosmic trolling his wish was granted, the best driver for absolutely anything, but with the drawback of not being able to use the same vehicle twice.
BUT WHATEVER, world is ending right now, nobody is going to miss a car or two if he needs to use them, right?

"What's this roleplay about?": saving Earth
Leyya said "Those guys are up to nothing good,"

"Oh come on, what makes you say that?"

The bald man answered

"Exactly! We are nice guys, I promise. Perhaps do you want to enjoy our company too?"

In that moment the seed of doubt planted by the other girl started to sprout inside the mind of Marta, perhaps there would be no harm in confirming that the two men had good intentions, even if she was told countless of times not to do it back in Lemuria.

{Mind Read}

"Damn, just when we have found an easy target to rob this other woman had to appear and try to ruin it"

Marta got visibly surprised and moved behind the woman that was confronting the two thugs

"You know, I think I'm going to listen to big sis here, so try having fun without me, seeya!"

The ruffian wearing a headband approached Marta with a smile on his face and tried to grab her arm while saying something among the lines of "oh, come on..." but he was interrupted by a violent slap that made him fall on his back. When he stood up, with the face red of anger, he exclaimed "bitch!" and unsheathed a machete.

{Jet}

However before he could do anything else the other girl raised her hand and a sudden gust sent the thug flying several meters backwards and crushing on a distant table where other two men were sitting, who said "Marcelo, are you alright, dude?". Most of the people gathered in the local ran away at the sight of this phenomenon, but the ones who didn't were now pissed and ready to face the mysterious girl, who surely must had used psynergy. Marta tiptoed in the direction of the door she entered from but her path was blocked by the bald thug.

"Where you think you are going? Hand over your money!"

Upon being cornered, Marta instinctively unsheathed her jeweled cutlass and adopted a fighting stance, to which the ruffian answered by taking a mace and attacking the girl, who just jumped backwards every time the mace was swung towards her. After some jumps, she ended up going through a door and ending in a back alley, where the thug finally hit the cutlass and because of the strength put in the blow he managed to break the small sword in pieces, which was never meant to be used as a weapon but as adornment. The ruffian laughed and approached the now disarmed girl, who would have no choice but to resort to use psynergy.
Damn, if I knew there would be so many jupiter adepts I would have made a mercury adept instead

Oh well, I'll post in three to four hours
Happy easter guys! I've been on vacation all week already, sucks to be back on work this thruday
"This is incredible!"

Marta ran away into the city of Tolbi the moment the merchant cart she was travelling in entered the gates. The lemurian conductor shouted a quick "Hey, don't..." but he stopped because the girl's safety wasn't his business, not to mention how much of annoyance she had been with all the question she had been asking during the whole travel, so it would be better to let the girl go on her way.

So many people with different hair colors, yellow, brown, black and even red. Back in Lemuria all that there was to see was lemurians with blue hair and herself being the odd exception being blonde, but now Marta was finally outside the timeless island and just like a kid the adept was jumping from place to place at the little sight of anything that was a novelty to her, which is to say anything. After having bought a fruit that seemed to be delicious (and that was thrown away once she bit it and discovered that it was rotten) Marta entered a local from which joyous voices were heard and upon entering all the people gathered turned their heads to look at the cheerful girl. Muscled men with tattooed arms, scarred faces and or unwashed beards seemed to compound the majority of the crowd gathered in this noisy place. Marta squinted her eyes and tried to accustom the view for the poor illumination when a busty brunette barmaid called the girl

"Hey, you. We do not accept kids here, how old are you?"

"Well I don't know miss, what date is it?"

Instead of answering directly, the barmaid pointed to a greasy calendar that was cleaved to the wall with a knife. Upon looking at it, the girl tried to remember the date she was found by the lemuarians and she made some calculations in her head, she came to a conclusion that because of the weird time flow of Lemuria, which passes different than outside the sea of time, she probably was going to have some trouble.

"Well, I'm about three and half years or something, but it's not what you think, I'm from Lemuria and..."

"That's not a funny joke, kid, get out of my bar."

Just in that moment a bald bearded man and another who was wearing a headband and had a scar on his chin appeared out of nowhere and interrupted the conversation

"Oh don't worry about that, Mirian, we will take care of this girl."

"What do you say, sweetie? Want to stay with us for a while?"

The barmaid shook her head and walked away once she was called by some clients and Marta was left alone with the two strangers. She had already given up about to leave when two friendly strangers offered her company, how lucky was she!

"Of course!"

What could possibly go wrong?
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