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Marta couldn't hold her excitement, not only another proxian had appeared but he has revealed himself to be an adept, and the woman she was talking with too, and she had just been invited to the palace, where she surely was going to meet some fancy and important people and that would be totally cool!

"Sure I'll go, it seems totally fun, maybe they'll invite us to a feast and a hot bath and they'll ask us to talk about our psynergy powers!"

And maybe she will earn a place in the court and gain a nobility title, and she would became some short of lemurian emissary and one day a handsome and rich prince would ask her hand and she would become the beautiful ruler of a land where she would live happily ever after with tons of money! Marta couldn't prevent making a stupid smirk because of her fantastic delusions, but she got it together and shaking her head to wake up back to reality she noticed that the proxian was going with Isaiah and also the adept girl that had saved her back in the pub.

"Hey! If it isn't big sis and little bro! Oh my, are you an adept too, Isaiah? That's awesome! Well, proper introduction this time, my name is Marta, it's a pleasure, are we going to the castle now or what?"

Truly, she couldn't hold her excitement
A hot girl

Somebody had the decency to invite to the team a hot girl!

Wait, how old could she be? Meh, probably enough, you know what they say, if there is hair there is no jail. Barthelus was already mentally revising his list of s***ty one liners when he appeared, the image of terror itself, MAN RAY!. His sole vision stroke fear in the hearth of the worker, nobody told them they would be working with bad guys, he was about to complain when the b chinese ninja called him noob. Wow, noob, that actually made him feel bad, so he remained silent in shame until a freaking white ball of fur jumped onto Barthelus and threw him to the ground and was now being chewed profusely by the jaws of this creature

Billy said "IT WASNT ME. THAT MAN JUMPED IN FRONT OF MY TIGERS TEETH. it wasn't me. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO A LAWYER. YOU CANT DETAIN ME I HAVE MY RIGHTS!"


"GET THIS FREAKING TIGER OFF ME! IT'S MESSING MY HAIR! Although it's breath smells quite nice actually..."

And damn, it didn't hurt because of the resistance he had, but oh boy how pissed he was at the sudden appearance of the overgrown cat.

Chair Gray Man said "Okay, Billy, chill the f&%$ out and stand by us as we stare on to the portal as a straight line. And someone get this office desk out of my way."


"Don't tell HIM to chill! Tell the freaking tiger! Also, if the portal is a vehicle then I better be the last one to go through. Also, what desk?"
Marta raised an eyebrow at the accusation he heard from the ruffian before answering the guard

"Silly thug, there is no such thing as magic and spells! It's psynergy But yeah, I'm an adept."

She then turned to half proxian and ignored the guard, whom she took for just a curious client

"Well, my name is Marta. I'm from Lemuria, where I've been living all my life. Time goes weird there, lemurians never grow and humans age faster, you would have never guessed that I'm not even four years old, he he. But in any case, this is my first time in the outside world, and everything is so exciting and new to me that I can't but just explode in glee. Well, except for an altercation that I had with some guys that tried to rob me in a pub, (that's how I got my sword broken) but they were no problem, there was another adept big sis there who helped me besides lil' bro Isaiah and with some psynergy it was like KA POW! and off the robbers went."

"Honestly, that was actually fun."
well, I've been waiting for Demous response, but if you think that it would be relevant to the plot then go ahead
I would post, but I think our priority right now is getting all together and listen to rhe gay chair man
Barthelus was in the dumpster he called apartment, enjoying the last issue of the "hot babes in swimsuit" magazine when he noticed a change in his surroundings and looking to the wall he noticed that the giant promotional poster of "Hooters", where a bunch of beautiful girls posed at two sides of the picture while the words "Come to Hooters" were suspended in the upper side, but strangely enough, instead of the eponymous restaurant, now the middle of the poster was occupied by what seemed to be an interdenominational portal or sumthing. And the girls were smiling, inviting Barthelus to enter

"Yeah, sure, like I gonna fall for that."

The girls were smiling and inviting Barthelus to enter

"Come on, even the girls in magazines feel like they loathe me when I read them

ENTER

"Sheeeet"

The man finally stood up from his couch and after taking a quick shower he dressed in his best clothes (which is to say, grabbed the only clean t-shirt he had left, "MROON") and decided to pass through the portal

What did he found on the other side?

Not a single beautiful girl, instead, there was a red eyed guy that seemed to be the personification of bismuth, a bearded man that was upon looking at Barthelus in eyes seemed to be already staring into his soul and checking something, a black dude that seemed to come from a cheap B chinese martial arts movie, freaking Satan himself by his side and a hipster Philippine version of son goku laying on who seemed to be the Earth ruler Gray Chair Man. Oh, he remembered now, this was probably about that transmission that Barthelus had received and that he ignored thinking it was a scam.

"I'm done"

He was about to turn around and was already entering the portal when he scratched his head and asked

"Wait, is this portable technically a vehicle?"
Isaiah said
"I'm not some little brother, I don't need help and don't take my sword!"


Marta shouted a quick "ouch" when the coins hit her and was about to berate Isaiah when she looked at the coins

"Oh, money!"

What a nice guy, she had enough money to pay, but for some reason Isaiah had given her some more. She was picking the coins and about to say thank you when, instead of finding the blonde teenager she found a rather tall redhaired girl. He must be a shy guy, how cute!. When Marta stood up from picking the cash she witnessed the girl arguing with the blacksmith about her boots being late for repair or something, at first it didn't strike the girl, but then she noticed the red tainted skin of the newcomer and her hearth started to race

"Oh my goodness! Are you a proxian? I've never seen a proxian before! Where do you come from? Have you been in the north? What you guys eat there? What is snow like? What..."

Marta ceased her enthusiastic interrogatory before the other girl could even respond when she realized what had just been discussing in front of her moments ago, her face getting into a more worried look and her voice suddenly getting more serious

"What was that about the blacksmith reselling items he is supposed to repair?"
Frizan said
we'll bang, okay?


YOU JINXED IT!

NOW WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK FOR IT!
ReaptheMusic said
Appearance: Oh come on you knew this was coming


No

No I didn't

it's so glorious
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