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Help me stop this recurring dream

This actually made me snicker. Good job.

Ugghhhh I can't find an unbiased news source anywhere

LoneSilverWolf said
AL Jazeera? You did not seriously say that effed up news source is unbiased? *eyeroll* Sorry, but EVERY news source is biased, I don't care where you go. You won't find one unbiased. And ESPECIALLY nothing from the frikkin middle-east where their leaders are a bunch of propoganda spreading anti-American haters!

You just referenced an entire population as "haters".

Oh my god.
Haters.

I Almost Died Today

Flipping and spinning are different.

Damn

Awson said
Not always.Source: born.

Are you tryna tell me that a woman can birth a baby in under two hours?

How long is labour?

It is impossible to anticipate the length of labour. Every woman and every labour is individual. In general women expecting their first baby will take longer than women expecting a subsequent baby (though this does not always hold true). For a first baby, the average length of the first stage of labour is 12 to 14 hours, the second stage 1 to 2 hours and the third stage 5 to 60 minutes. Women expecting a subsequent baby can expect the first stage to last around 6 to 8 hours and the second stage lasting from 5 to 60 minutes.

Source.

I thought I was conquering my depression

Turtlicious said
So, I'm nominating these two posts for the "worst things to say to someone who is depressed" let's have votes on which one is the worst and why.

Let's not derail this thread because that's just as bad.

Damn

Because it takes literal hours to give birth.

Rate the chakra above you.

Toellner's aura looks like barf.

Guys, find me a happy shrug gif.

I found a pretty good one but it was Taylor Swift.

What the hell is a Nargle anyway, and why do they

Strangelander said
Nargles? You ever met a Nargle? Nasty little buggers.They aren't dangerous, but they're a right pain in the ass. Just stay away from mistletoe, mmmk?And if weird stuff starts going down...

You're getting dangerously close to crossing into my terrain, stranger. Best be you wander back where you came from.

do u ever just cry becauwse girl scout cokies

Dervish said
Those cookies really aren't that good. :/

I think the cookies must be different in the states. The one's we have here are awful.