andromedene

Well this was a fun waste of time.

Oh yeah this

Low-flying government helicopters just flew down my street with their searchlights out.

They're probably just from a vague, yet menacing government agency. Don't worry about it.

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You're only half a size bigger than me. You have dainty feet.

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Sole said
No. It doesn't turn me on at all.When I'm shitfaced on something like vodka, rum or anything like that, my body just flat out rejects it. For some reason, I can't handle any sort of hard alcohol unless it's extremely watered down.So when I'm vomiting, and I'm absolutely shitfaced, it feels like I just smoked pot because that shit is pumped out of my system. I don't feel myself puking, I know I am, and when it's out I'm left being drunk with a head high from barely being able to breathe because I was puking my brains out. Plus the sheer act of getting a lot of poison out of my system is a plus too.

You're fucked up, man.

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Darog the Badger God said
I remember my first beer.

Fuck you.

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Poor little bae

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Like she can't evwn lift her head up to puke in the bucket

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This is ridiculous

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A hella lot better
But my friend is totes hammered

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Well I was in a bit of a mood earlier