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The Midnight Train to Nowhere

Gah, that took forever. Me and Kimchi agree we will not be trying that again in a long time XD

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Harper:"Guys! Grab a seat before it turns again."

Cat saliva, expired tuna, and roller-coasters should never mix. Twists, turns, and spins sent the bunch of them flinging in various directions. She felt like the silver marble in a pinball machine. Ping! Ping! Ping! Insides churning and feeling arms and legs of others and her own smashing with one another every couple of seconds, it wasn't pleasant. The pass out. It was coming. Lurking in the corners of her mind; creeping closer with each somersault of her body. Being contorted in ways that it should never be bent. Pain and sickness. How many times had she puked since she got there? Once, twice, thrice? The number she could no longer recall. A hand. It was Harper, her savior in tough times, he was always there. It took a couple of desperate swipes until she finally achieved a firm hold on his arm, using it as rope to get closer. Harper embracing both herself and the feather-earringed male, her eyes were tightly glued shut as she held onto him with all her might. A grip so intense, she was sure some of his blood cells were wondering what was the hold up.

Not one moment did he ever wish that they had peregrinated to Sol, this bus ride was just way too good to pass up. If such a ride were available on earth it would no doubt be immensely lucrative. Its volatile movements added hoards of anticipation and Lesley enjoyed every bit of it. Suddenly the flurry of thrill began to sputter out as the cat bus metabolized its last drop of tuna oil. Just when he was about to fulminate about the ride being cut short, its devastating misfortune branched out into the beanstalk ride, but a bazillion times better.

Riley:"Uh...I don't think I like the sound of this."

"I do!" he replied enthusiastically, bouncing up and down in his seat with childlike giddy. Lesley flashed his pearly white teeth at her, his supposed human fangs were a little sharper than the average Homo sapien. At some point during the descend, Ace tumbled upside down beside him, her boobs blocking a good view of her actual face, but he obviously didn't mind. They looked rather soft. Like a fluffly cloud.

Ace:"Thankfully these seats are soft."

It snapped him out and his face reddened, mishearing her comment and thinking she had somehow seen the strange thoughts that presented themselves in his peculiar imagination when she used the term soft. "Huh? What?! What soft? No, nothing is soft!", but she had already walked off. Releasing his panic in heavy sigh, it hadn't even occurred to him that they'd already landed.

Jasper groaned, but oddly, something changed about her when they landed. She felt free and clean. No longer sick. Glancing just a few meters in front of her, a puddle of unidentifiable chunks of dessert were scattered in an unappealing trail. Digging through her subliminal memory record, she could not remember ever throwing up.

Ace:"You still alive right?"

Taking her offered hand, she was just like Harper. Always there to lend a helping hand. Her knights in shining armor and she was thankful to have been in a group with them. It brought the trio closer and she felt secure in their presence.

Sliding out of the opening, she landed clumsily on her bottom, but luckily the ground that met her bony buttocks was light and comforting. Looking down, she realized that it was made of Jello. How convenient.

Lesley slipped down following the albino chick. He couldn't quite summon her name. 'Wasn't it like Casper or something?', he thought to himself as he followed casually behind her. Her stature was a lot like his. Tall, elongated, and extremely lean. Seeing the slimes a distance away, he noticed she was no longer wearing the glasses she had on back in the castle. 'Aw poor deary. She must've dropped them during the fall.' Speeding up his walk, he caught up to her, his long strides getting him there in a matter of steps and he swung his arm underneath her's, intertwining them in a friendly gesture. An act two close females would often be seen.

An intruder. A personal space bubble popper. Turning her head swiftly in alarm, her view was met with hopping flocks of curly pink hair. They smelled sweet and fragrant. Shaking her head into focus, she knew who it was immediately. Lesley the newbie.

"Don't worry pumpkin! I got your back!" he smiled widely, tilting his head alluringly to one side. Aside from her name, what he did know about her was that her amulet didn't seem to do anything. He decided he was going to be her protector. 'Oh my. She looks so fragile... like a swan.' His eyes trailed her facial features. She was a unique individual alright.

Lids stretching to its summit, she almost tripped in utter bafflement. Gulping in alarm, she stiffened and stared straight ahead, not knowing what to do or how to respond. But now she knew what he meant when he said that. Globs of living jelly squirmed about and the others were already brawling with them in a powerful battle.

"Get behind me." Taking a step ahead of her, he crossed over onto her lane and put a hand out before him as a slime bobbed its way towards them at threatening speeds.

She was more than happy to comply with his intent and she scurried near his back, using him as a human shield to the possible dangers in front. "Come on. Do something!" Jasper was beginning to panic as it got closer and Lesley just stood there with his arm out.

"I'm trying! I'm trying!", he replied in irritation and confusion that the rainbows weren't springing out of his hand.

Haku:“Pluviae et lacrimae. ”

Pointing frantically at Hakuren, her observation summed up a theory. Harry Potter. He needed to cast a spell maybe. "Say something. A magic word!"

"Ok! Okay! Uhmm something about rainbows. Uh.. colors! Rain! Sun! CAREBEAR STARE!" A ray of primary hues shot out of his mouth and obliterated the pre-frozen glob and in it's place grew a patch of beautiful lush grass with a single perennial. Thankfully, Haku had slowed it down with his ice voodoo.

Her heart resuming it's beating, she was clutching Lesley's shoulders and peeking out through bundles of hair. "That was close."

"We need to help them!" A herd of the Maple Story-esque creatures were headed straight for Vince and Leon.

"Rainbow PUKE!" He'd seen it in a meme once and he decided now was the time to put the useless pics into use. Almost an exact replica of the cat bus entrance, he dropped his jaw and a flurry of colors with solid painted chunks came hurtling out of his mouth. It felt amazing.

"Stop! Look at your amulet," the dangling jewelry piece was depleting in liquid content before her very eyes,"You're almost out."

His upchucking abated and he held his amulet up to the sky in hasty examination. It was less than half way, more like one fourth. "What am I supposed to do?", he asked hurriedly as he grabbed her by the arm and ran away from the slimes that were closing in on them.

Yanking Lesley into a bush, Jasper frenziedly snatched his amulet and focused hard on its watery essence. When nothing seemed to happen, she began to plead and pray. 'I don't want to die. I don't want to die,' she chanted it over and over in her head as she heard the slimes inevitably surrounding their temporary hiding spot. A white sparkling tear slipped out of her eye and flew ghostly into Lesley's ornament. It filled up to three fourths its initial height.

Just when the two of them processed what had happened, a mini slime roared as it poked its head through the sugar bush.

"Carebear stare!", he said out of surprise and remembrance. It howled, splattering them with mucky spit as it crawled backwards, retreating its head from the bush. "You're a healer!" he exclaimed. His face was covered with green spit.

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Girl: Harper, Song, Vince
Boy: Riley, Hakuren, Inadi, Jasper
Undetermined: Leon, Ace, Leila

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Awesome! Mixed perceptions are best. Makes things interesting :)

Girl: Harper, Hakuren, Song, Vince
Boy: Riley

Undetermined: Inadi, Leon, Ace, Jasper, Leila

*stares at MUG* How dare you? While Lesley is in the bus? Is this some kind of drama?

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Oh, cool MUG you're a journalist and still have free time to... write some more out of the writing job you already have? Man oh man. Life.

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^Those are...........

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Zephy: "FALL IN! At attention, the lot of you! Well? In line now!"

The cute little messenger put on the persona of a sergeant as soon as the double doors of the hall, in which the Queen was contained, were completely sealed shut. 'Oh, isn't she just the adorablest little thing?!', he gushed in his head as he clenched his hands in emphasis, scurrying into the forming line up with Riley falling in after him. She was mumbling a snarcky comment while she did so which immediately received a death threat in return. When the humans finally grouped themselves into a disheveled horizon, Zephy's eyes scanned them one by one in correspondence with their standing in the row. A charmingly goofy grin was distorting his face all the while, for he was fighting an impulsive battle within the barriers of his brain. Lesley was currently repressing the urge to pick up the petite Nobody and squeeze her until she was depleted of all oxygen. You see, Lesley would undergo these mental wars often in order to survive in earth's society and to be classified as a somewhat normal individual. Along with his 'overly attached girlfriend' smile, he was twisting both heels and twirling a rather thick lock of pink hair. Another thing one should know about Lesley, is that it's a pain to stay still for him. From girlish hair-play, to being that annoying person in class who is tapping their foot audibly or playing with their pen, a majority of these habits have decided to implant themselves into this single human being.



As a result of his mind struggle, not much of Zephy's plan summary ever actually made it into the processing lobes of his skull, therefore having to enter and exit out the left ear as the soul of a subliminally heard dump. The beanstalk ride was the funnest thing he'd experienced upon ending up in Nowhere, but difference between the first time and the second was the fact that he was ready the following round. If someone was to be awaiting the compartment at the base, an unmistakable "WEEEEEEEE!!!, which continued to increase in volume as the elevator carried on with its downfall, could be heard.

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"Are we in the movie 'My Neighbor Totoro' or what?!" he exclaimed enthusiastically as soon as the cat bus came into full view.

Riley: "Freaky, so how do we get in?"

And right on cue, the feline let out a vibrating hum and parted its mouth in presentation of an entrance, coupled with fishy aromas permeating the surroundings. The lot of them panicked, hesitated, or out right rejected the grueling reality, like Vince. With his outburst, the guides got him into the bus as one of the first people in and Ace willingly crawled in after him. Riley along with the albino chick and a girl who had her hair up in a neat bun, jumped in as well. Lesley took a couple of steps back and ran straight for a window opening. Having a lot of athletic background in long jump, high jump, and basically all the 'jumps' available during his school years, at the same time owning a build so unusually tall, it took a minuscule amount of effort for him to go sailing into the furry seats of the cat bus. Fortunately, his landing space did not already contain a passenger and the fluffy cushioning made for a comfortable finish to his 'this is how imma enter without smelling like fish' scheme.

Once everyone was finally on board, the over-sized tom initiated a powerful flapping of its enormous tail which sent its entirety elevating up into the air with every thrust; hands clutched fistfuls of cat fur for support. Soon enough, Lesley found himself enjoying yet another joyride. As usual, Vince was causing yet another commotion in as he let out a short feminine shriek whilst diving into the back corner of the bus.

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Ah, well I try my best to stick with my character personas =)

I don't mind how people perceive him, but I do prefer that everyone has mixed perceptions because I think it would make for a funny "Lets find out what his gender is" episode. Or some funny arguements between characters.

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Good, good. I guess all males have a little gay man living inside of them and all it took was Lesley to bring it out.

That's true, maybe everyone is thinking the same thing. I will sure get that post up tomorrow then.

Yeah, I was feeling kinda dark and pedophilish that day...

kinda creepy pedo gif

Yeah did not expect to find such a disturbing gif like this.... like what the heck is even happening here???

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Wow, I must've been convincing for you to question my sexuality in reality... ayy that rhymed! Anyways, yes, I am 100% a man. I like girls. Muhahahh I like b00bs. Nah jk.... no... not really jk-ing. Anyways, here's some kind of sexy writing dump.

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"Rise n' shine gorgeous~" The sing-songish female whisper was ringing through the heavily fogged barriers of his sleeping mind. Soft kisses trailed up from his shoulders, to the crooks of his neck; hot breaths tickling his exposed skin. Once the pecking ceased, a shallow giggling followed, along with the feeling of the mattress inflating skywards as a weight was lifted from it. The sound of clothes ruffling shimmied delicately in the room and a tender sigh escaped the girl's pursed mouth. Slipping soundlessly out the doorway, she abandoned the slumbering one night stand who lay nestled in a content heap of duvet covers. His tanned arm shifted unconsciously and ended up falling from the edge of the bed to dangle freely; centimeters from the hotel carpet. Blond and brown hair poked out in a disheveled tousle from the actions of last night, yet the dozing man looked as enchanting as ever.

Sun rays cut through disarranged placing of the long porch blinds and warmed the thick white blanket in which he slept soundly. Feeling the temperature rising in his comfy envelope of sheets, the figure wriggled to detangle a leg from its grasp and allow it to catch some fresh air. Satisfaction breezed over the toned limb as he peeked out the second toe in order to receive the same cooling sensation. Cam brought his hands up to touch the headboard as he stretched them wakingly. A pacified moan half yawn escaped the now conscious being as he rubbed his eyes open; staring at the blank canvas of the popcorn ceiling. Little smidgens sparkled in the morning light, the observer down below inspecting them inattentively as his mind wandered elsewhere. It was a swig of meek beer, well a couple sips times fifty of weak alcohol that compiled to create a drunken state of mind. 'Damn.. I don't even remember her name. Not that I ever do, but..', he blinked twice and a cursory grunt; carpet brushed and teased at the rough of his feet. The comforter loosely wrapped around his thigh for a moment or two before letting go as he continued towards the terrace. Unlocking the double glass doors with a click, he was greeted by clement weather and salty ocean wind filled up his nostrils.

It took a bit for his pupils to adjust to the bright radiance, his hands hovered over them in protection as he squinted to see a faint white outline drifting across the Atlantic Ocean towards the docks. He pondered the a thought for a moment and realized that it was that time of year again. 'Ah! The rich kids are back! How fun.' Swivelling around on his heels, he struggled into his jeans and slipped into an airy white shirt before tumbling out the door with his sandals barely clinging on. The suite keys clattered against the granite counter as he jogged out the door towards the dirt road which would eventually bring him home.

Eden rolled her eyeballs in amusement as he shoveled scrambled eggs and a slice of toast into his mouth. She wasn't sure whether to scold him which she did routinely whenever he came back after being out all night, but today generosity glazed over her deprecation. Instead, she took a step to close the gap between herself and the taller-by-a-head male and placed a hand onto his shoulder who paused momentarily in his eating to listen. "Just don't get them pregnant." Her lips folded inward into a tight line as she tucked a string of condoms into his pockets before turning to plate her eggs.

"Aye! Aye! Captain!", he brought his left hand up to his forehead in salute as he returned to stuffing his face. He hadn't had anything to eat since breakfast of yesterday, so it only made sense he was consuming his food in such a manner.
Shaking her head with a motherly chuckle, she ate her food in way that completely contrasted with Cam. Just after her third bite, he gathered his empty plate and utensils and walked it over to the sink. "Just leave the dishes in the sink. I'll wash it when I get back." Then he was gone up the staircase with the sound of a running showerhead following shortly after. Eden sighed heavily and placed small slices of egg whites onto her tongue as she glanced out the window.

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Placing a tender smooch on Eden's cheek, he was about to pull away hurriedly for the door, but she halted him with a solid clutch on the collar of his shirt. "The snobs are coming back today. Behave yourself.. You hear me?" She was worried about her son and all the possibilities of getting found out haunted her conscience. Cam could hear the deep concern in her voice and felt the slightest bit of quivering in her hold. Enclosing her palms into his, he smiled at her reassuringly and stared acutely into the bothered depths of her eyes. "Loud and clear mum. I can handle myself." He let go of her hands and made a swift wave before scrambling out the house.