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Az. I need you to calm down, okay? Now listen very carefully. In exactly fifteen minutes and thirty seven seconds post completion of reading this text, you will blink. When you do so, someone in Mexico will fart. This will cause a chain reaction of people waving their hands in front of their faces with disgusted looks, thereby causing some of the more humorous people in earshot to laugh while making the same gesture. From there, people will give the obnoxious crowd strange looks, warily pulling shirts up over their noses. None of this is related to the wrecking ball that will crash through your wall. You must duck exactly six seconds after you blink and the Mexican farts. All debris and the wrecking ball itself will miss you, excluding a single shard of glass, which will cut your cheek, starting the standard action movie wound accumulation. Once the debris settles, you will jump out of the hole in the wall, landing on the crane. When you land, you will respond to this post, asking for further instructions, whilst I observe from a space-bound camera.
Suuuuuure. Let's go with that, Celest. :P And.... a gradeschool student. Shit. Now Will's gonna end up with the big brother complex when they meet.
*Meanwhile, I realize Celest looks at boobs as much as we do. Lesbionest here....*
Fuck that man, cheerleader outfit. Will's aim would be off all season.
*Snicker*
I get it, I just had to tease about the curves. XD
0.o Interesting.
..... Zach. Dude. You just found the most chesty latino lady with ass that you possibly could for that image, didn't you?
I can honestly say I haven't been able to keep up with this OOC chat in two days.... At any rate, posted. 0.o You people are insane. I love it.

*Prances around slathering his now perfected explosive paste over everything*

OHHHHHH, deck the halls with big explosives, tralalalalaaaa la la la laa!
Nicias Askani said
Giovanni had to take the time to catch his breath. the lingering Spiritual pressure was still daunting to him. he hadn't even noticed a Third guest slip into the room untill the shinigami spoke about joining the squad. the overwhelming spiritual pressure had masked the new ones to the point where Gio would have never noticed. It was becoming obvious that the Head Captain assumed they all wanted to join the squad, since two out of three were expressing interest already. If Gio could manage to get a word out to clarify that he only wished to peak with the head captain and nothing more than perhaps he wouldnt get dragged into the shit storm he knew was coming. He managed to stand up but words werent forming in his abnormally dry throat.


Souta released a slow breath as the captain eased up on the spiritual pressure he was exerting, taking a few brief moments to regain his composure. Purely as a 'just in case', he continued to pour out his own spiritual pressure, focused in its usual intense manner around him, like a shell of protective energy. Not massive... but intense, in it's small space. Once Koatsu finished speaking, and he realized Giovanni had no intentions of doing so just yet, he cleared his throat, voice much more level now that he wasn't being bombarded with power.

"My reasons are quite simple. Truly not worth noting, but if you insist, I came to join out of.... Respect, for your squad in particular, and a wish to be a part of it."

He rubbed at the back of his neck with a soft grimace, rolling his head about a moment to ease the cramp that had so recently formed there.
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