Awson

What song are you listening to right now?

Did I take a wrong turn at Off Topic?

Where am I and who are these newfriends?

EDIT: Inb4 this post gets doubled from site lag

Spam is a test

It's one big test designed to see how long you can hold your breathe in a river of shit.

The one's who last the longest tend to have an immunity from shit entering their lungs by way of already being filled to the brim with the stuff.

In the future, people will ask "Where were you when...?"

I was there.

The Explorers

Holmes made that sig the length it is. Are you guys questioning Holmes' judgement? Disrespecting authority? Tsk tsk.

Dervish said
Or remove the quotes. They're lamer than a slam poetry contest.

8 said
Slam poetry isn't lame though :(

Oshi-

Hey guys, what's your favorite kind of cookie?

Dervish said
The kind that don't taste like prolapsed anus.

Why do you choose not to share your snack choices?

Are you afraid?

What are you afraid of?

Hey guys, what's your favorite kind of cookie?

I thoroughly enjoy most types of homemade cookies apart from anything involving oatmeal, raisins, or nuts. In short, "No Grandma, I don't want any of those!"

Hey guys, what's your favorite kind of cookie?

idlehands said
I'm sure you like some cookie no one's heard of.

Chocolate chip and Oreo.

Hey guys, what's your favorite kind of cookie?

Sherlock Holmes said
Definitely.Idle is apparently my cookie soulmate.

I hate to ruin your fun, but Chocolate chip cookies and Oreos are probably the two most popular. Nothing special

Hey guys, what's your favorite kind of cookie?

Home baked and popular brands.

Police kill an unarmed cow

Slow day in Spam, eh?