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    1. Awson 12 yrs ago

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Cpt Toellner said
I would fly in your fleet, naming my ship the Big Finger. For reasons.


So it's a fleet full of small weiners?

Compensators and irony lovers?
Jorick said
Yes, and? I'm okay with jokes being made at my expense.


And uh... Heh

You're not a badass motherfucker.

Heh heh.
Jorick said
Yeah, but it could make for some humor. Have some badass motherfucker as the captain of the ship, but everyone makes small dick jokes about him all day long.


But you would be the captain tho
Magic Magnum said
Atlas is still around? If Atlas is he would have been on my list too, I didn't add him because I thought he fell under the "People who are long gone" category.


Yay, you figured out my list. He is not around. I went for long gone + unpopular.
Smiral said
Guild didn't exist in 2006


That's why it's so low on the list.
idlehands said
Getting back at being left off?


A little more than that
1. Captain Ahab
2. Ozymandias
3. Atlas Graveyard
4. Captain Jordan
5. Maxi
6. Orbb
7. Beast
8. Darkmatter
9. Dark Desire
10. Bandit Keith
Azarthes said
Already done
-What would you want your character to be named in a serious story?
Austin Rutherford

-List any names for Starships you would want to use. Again, the more serious ones are preferred, and the more answers I get for this one the better.

Eternal
Green Spike
Rock-III X-O
Dreamer

-If you were in charge of a ship or a fleet in a space battle, what strategies would you use?

I don't know what to tell you here.

Uhh... Have my smaller ships swarming erratically around my main vessels, taking hits and opening gaps when needed. Then I suppose I could sneak ships away from the formations among other ships' remains. Eventually loop around and ambush them.

-Do you have any ideas for names of planets? These could either be based off of spam culture, or from your own mind.

I'll get back to you on that.
So if my number's are right (and they aren't), Spam's favorite movies are:

Kill Bill
Dogma
Gangs of New York
Shawshank
Silence of the Lambs
American History X
Super Troopers
Guardians of the Galaxy
The Dark Knight
Shaun of the Dead
Jurassic Park

10/10 would marathon
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