Awson

My Superpower Wish

I suppose I'll limit myself to something less-than god-like. Otherwise I would pick time manipulation or immortality.

If I could have one superpower it would be invisibility. If I could turn invisible I could do so much. I could go any place I want. I could do anything I want. I would not do bad things with my power. Like I would not hurt people or anything, but maybe I would take food or money that people didn't need. I could even help people in trouble. If I saw a man running with a lady's purse I could trip him. My older brother wants to turn invisible too. I heard him say that to his friend one time. He said it would make him better at being friends with girls. I guess it would make me look pretty cool.

we have nine planets again!!

Tetris getting a movie adaptation...with Aliens....

Jesus Christ. And I thought Battleship was a stretch.

Brb, I'm going to go acquire the trademark for Tic-Tac-Toe

Taboos

Aragorn said
What is that one thing you can't stand near you/on you?

Bugs. The sound of Styrofoam rubbing together. And then a list of various human behaviors.

MowtenDoo?

Aragorn said
Whoosh.

Finally.

Someone.

MowtenDoo?

Cpt Toellner said
No Awson, I like you.Pls stop talking.

Here I am nine hours later still not knowing whether I should reciprocate, show gratitude, or follow his order.

i am very inexperienced in this department.

WOOT WOOT IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

Hank said
woosh

Oh thank god someone actually acknowledged it.

I do this sort of thing enough where I would expect it to be noticed more often. Well. Maybe the little assholes actually do notice, and they just don't give me any points for it.

I'm assuming you're talking about the fact that in the previous thread I got all butthurt and told folks to at least wait until the 1st before annoying me with a Halloween thread. But then, y'know, the guy who was all like "hey don't do that" ... DID THAT ... on the day he told them to wait for.

Heh heh heh.

MowtenDoo?

We should start taking bets with every Magnum thread: how long until he takes something too seriously or starts an argument?

Edit: reminds me of myself a little bit.

Edit2: what an a-hole.

WOOT WOOT IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

Auto-Correct is a Cur

Hank said
In the category of things I recognize, your avatar and signature are from the Matrix and the Animatrix respectively, no?

ding ding ding

Marik said
Nope, that Bailey Jay, a trans porn star. Because when I look at my avatar, I think it needs more trappy goodness to spice up the place. I’m flattered that you’d think that was me though. If I wasn’t living with my parents, I’d probably be more into makeup and whatnot.

dong dong dong