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What's the difference between a potion, elixr, and draught

mdk said
Elixer? e ardly knows er

-high five-

What's the difference between a potion, elixr, and draught

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Draught can also be a verb, potion and elixir cannot.

Elixer doesn't need to be a verb. It's a complete sentence.

science

Have misdirection jokes gone too far?

A heart was just found in the fridge

Magic Magnum said
But we must see that selfie

Not really

Waiter, Waiter! There's Some CoD in My Halo!

Otaku95 said

I love both Halo and Call of Duty, but lately they've been trespassing on each other's turf. Methinks this is 343's eff-you to Activision for Advanced Warfare.

No, it's actually just 343's last FU to original Halo fans.

We're being Call of Duty fags and you can't stop us!"

EDIT: I say that because I expected them learn more from Halo 4 and stop changing Halo so much. However, they did roll back a few things. It just seems crazy that they still added more COD stuff at the same time.

+Sprint. I don't think it should be in Halo, but this video literally just taught me something the other one didn't. Your shields don't come back. A good enough compromise.
+All Spartans start the same in a match again
+Map control is back, I think
-Mounting ledges. It might sound silly, but jumping was a very nuanced thing in Halo. It took skill and practice. You could fuck up under pressure and kill yourself.
-Bloom. Looks like they still have reticle bloom, which the first three didn't have. Fuckin... still lame.
-Ground Pound. Melee was also very nuanced. This thing could be ridiculous if it's too powerful.
-The announcer sounds fucking retarded.

=="Smart Scope" AKA "Still the same as zooming, but with an extra animation and more shit on your screen." Seems unnecessary. But I don't really blame them.
==Sliding.. Probably not going to change anything.
==Boost dodge thing. I wish it wasn't there, but if it replaced all other Spartan Abilities, then I'm okay with it.

Also, they'll get +++ it they add back in dynamic 1-50 ranks.

In Seven Days

I'm glad these two fresh posts weren't about the birthday.

Oof.

Milking a birthday for a week.

A heart was just found in the fridge

Don't screw around with other people's hearts!

Geez, the manners on this one.

Gather 'round real quick

I just- I just wanted to-

I just feel so-

You guys know that if something ever happened, like-

If anything-

Ugh.

Just-

Just for me- Just- Just-

Just do me one favor.

Can you just-

Y'know...

Can we just-

I mean what i'm really-

I'm really trying to tell you guys-

I'm trying to tell you that-

I just want to tell you-

I wanna tell you-

I just-

I need-

We need to just-

Can we just-

For one second...

Just for-

Just once-

Ah forget it.