Awson Member

> Spams been more active now than it's been for a long time. Barely. The update brought it from a dead silence to a tiny whisper. Spam could very easily die in these coming weeks. Or go back to what it was before the update -- which was essentially nothing. I was hoping I wasn't going to have to say it out loud (even though this thread was a hint), but the actions of everyone here over the next month or so are going to send Spam one way or the other. It's not the time to sit back and talk about what you think is going to happen or what you hope to happen. It's time to make it happen. > There ya go. You have your answer, Awson. Thy desperate quest is over. Kinda. It doesn't look like you guys even played the game. But tomorrow I'll look out for a Xyzzy thread.

He has a silly haircut. That's all.

> Nex is a woman? I can't be sure, but all photographic evidence I've seen points towards lesbianism. You can use that information any way you see fit.

> It's actually *seize the opportunity. You see, to cease means to stop doing something, but to seize means to forcefully take something (in this case, the user's attention). Thank you. You know me so well. Only you would know that what I did was more than a simple mental misstep. I truthfully didn't know the definition of either of those words. Thank you for your help. Consider me educated :^) > Oh my gosh I'm turning into Nex. You're a lesbian?

I've had painful testies once of twice. Was it serious testicular torsion? Who knows. I ignored it and then it went away. Am I even fertile anymore? No clue. We'll just have to see what the future holds. What it holds for my balls. How the future holds my balls.

What do you guys like, huh? What do you want? Do you guys like AMVs? I don't see the appeal, but if it's what you want... [this one's from my personal collection](http://youtu.be/0xEAwr0fFXM) Vocaroo? You like those? You like getting personal? [Well I'm just going to cease this opportunity to tell you all my favorite joke.](http://vocaroo.com/i/s1umOCFavSbg) Who am I kidding. What spam really needs is more web comic content. I'll see what I can [whip up](http://romanticallyapocalyptic.com/158) for you guys. What are you saying? I think I heard someone in the back say that what they really want is more plush. I got nothing for you there, sorry. But I can at least offer you some [sick beats](http://i.imgur.com/75GR8FH.png). And if all else fails, I'll just improvise. I'm doing a live [Q&A on memes](http://youtu.be/XYUKJBZuUig) for the next hour or so. Tune in if you can.

OMG get these shitposters out of my thread! Except you, Spidey. You and those dank memes can stay.

> shitter.gif Now's not the time to lessen threads with your nonsense.

Grab your nearest male companion and strap yourselves in for another exciting season of [Homolust/Hannibal.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEaKAmAXzQ8)

> It's time for a new generation to take over spam. One that will cherish it. Sounds good in theory, but for some reason most new people turn out to be intolerable.