1. Nat revival 2015!
2. The count to 1000 thread is a cancer. It's moving much quicker than the roleplays in Free.
3. I'm only here for spam. I've moved to Iwaku now.
4. I think people should enforce rule one!
5.

Good job on jump starting SpamRevival 2015 Awson. Hopefully it lasts.
6. @1 No. Just get out of here.
7. I'm quitting college after this quarter. I haven't told anyone yet.
8. I am the supreme God of spam.
Worship me!
P.S Join the Brotherhood of Spam
9. We need a question thread if we are having a confession thread. Someone go make this happen. If we are going to continue this bandwagon of bringing back old threads might as well bring this one back. I need to interrogate the new people.
10. @8 Stop it. Follow rule one Magnum.
11. I tried Iwaku for a week when the downtime was horrible. There were some pros that I wish I could see here but the site was too annoying. However Sherlock abandoned us. I saw that account you made over there
12. Why don't you love me?
13. I've only been here for a week. What is everyone's problem with Magic Magnum? So far it seems like everyone had been attacking him. Is there a story I should know?
14. I have a separate account for my 1x1s. I don't want to have the kinky things that happen there effect my image elsewhere.
15. I'm curious about whether or not the Spam Skype community is still alive. If they are, they need to start posting again.
16. @13 It's because he's irritating as fuck, posts mostly inane drivel, has a ridiculously inflated view of himself, and, worst of all, has a looooonnnggg history of turning everything he touches into a derpbate because he's got a fetish for proving himself better and smarter than everyone else.
Not that I'm biased or anything.
17. I only keep visiting Spam because Iwaku sometimes moves too slowly for me to effectively procrastinate there. Spam plugs up the small gaps in my schedule of avoiding any and all work.
18. I've been slowly loosing my sight this past year and it has gone to the point that I cannot drive anymore and have lost my job. I'm legally blind now and me living alone I'm not sure what I am going to do anymore. I've pretty much left the guild now since I cannot read now, just staying here to read all the posts but I'm getting tired of the readers on my computer (just typing this is a pain in the ass). I'm tired of relying on disability checks. I'm tired of struggling with everything and hate leaving the house. I can't move across the country back to my parent's home and my closest friend lives two hours away and is too far to constantly help me. I don't know how I am going to survive without my sight and as well as trying to keep my spirits up. I don't know what I'm going to do anymore
19. The new people in Spam better be good. We don't need trash stupid shitposts here hogging up most of the activity here since many of the old people are gone (I'm watching you Kirra, I haven't formed an opinion of you yet)
20. @13 My only problem is that he doesn't have banned written under his avatar. It's only a matter of time though.
Not that I'm biased or anything.
21. How many of these are yours Awson? Are you inflating the numbers so that is seems like people are getting involved in this?
22. @15 We need to start our own Spam Skype community with the people that haven't abandoned us. If we are starting up SpamRevival 2015 we can't associate with the past. We need to move on.
23. I'm actually not a spam member but I saw this. Hi!
24. I lied about when I joined the guild and spam. I used to have a different username when I was young and dumb and you all hated me then and turning over a new leaf was impossible. I'm a regular now and no one has noticed that I was that shithead idiot from the past.
25. Why should I do this?
26. I don't see the point of this
27. Im going to slap you like the dirty whore you are.
Hope you dont mind
28. The new BBcode system is mediocre.
29. lolsorasgay
30. Spam has a 0% of reviving so long as so few people are posting.
31. I ended a 1x1 because the other person's character was so bland and damsel and distress-y. Also because it seemed like every OOC post was a complaint asking me to fix a small detail in my posts.
32. I've been having recurring thoughts of suicide for several months now. I'm at the point in my life where I'm supposed to be becoming an adult, but it just isn't working for me. I don't think my personality is suited to being a normal, functioning member of society, and I hate everyone who's obscure and pointedly different. I don't want to be one of them, and I can't be what I really want to be.
My friends (all three of them) have stopped talking to me, because I'm constantly dragging them down. I never hear from them any more, and I don't blame them for forgetting about me. If I could move on and forget about all of this, I would too.
33. I wish I had the link to the NatHack generator still. That would make this interesting.
34. I don't even come to Spam anymore, I saw this though and said, "What the hell, why not?" But seriously now, this revival sucks, people need to post more. It's sad to see Spam reduced to this.
35. To the NatHack Generator, I tried to add "My dad died."
Sorry Nat.
36. I, AM,
THE GREAT MIGHTY POO,
AND I'M GOING TO THROW MY SHIT
AT YOU.
37. @16 & 20: People gonna miss my (obvious) jokes, people gonna argue, people gonna hate. :3
I'm here for life bitches, deal with it.
38. @13
see #37
39. The Spamfic you've all been waiting for: GUILDFALL.
coming 2018
40. So is there some kind of war going on in Spam here?
Awson is pro-quality control, Magnum is against it, and everyone seems to hate them both.
41. I've said this publicly and I'll say it here.
People being assholes cause of personal bias, lack of ability to control emotions, or general hateful temperment would help spam.
Let's stop the hate and start the love people. <3
Let's make spam someplace good and fun, not something miserable like High School. :3
42. i have a at least half a dozen fetishes
43.
http://i.imgur.com/Ho3Vl7E.gif
Enjoy C:
44. From Drakel <3
45. Spam Civil War with Captain Awerison and Iron Magnum go!
CIVIL WAR
CIVIL WAR
CIVIL WAR
CIVIL WAR
46. I did your mom. Yes, your mom. I also did your mom, and your mom, and I did your mom multiple times last week. How do you like me now? :P
47. Sometimes i fart in the elevator at work and blame it on my boss.
48. I wanna suck a dick
49. I don't have any ill will against Gwazi, but he and Hank are being a shit right now. Any real reason they both can't just ignore eachother like the rest of Spam tries to do?
50. Sherlock has a dumb nose.