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  • Old Guild Username: AwsonRew
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    1. Awson 12 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current why do I keep checking Spam
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Did you find a grey hair?
I think you meant that for Azarthes thread for you.

Edit: you stupid piece of shit.

Edit: I'm high

Edit: wait i figured something out


@Kirra

The fact that you haven't been around much is what makes the answer more interesting.

But now answer as if I wasn't the one asking. Drop the politeness act.

Aza, David, and ...?

Kidding.

Finally someone who only notices my good jokes and skips all the posts where I spill pocket spaghetti. More people should be like you.
Why are you the worst?
<Snipped quote by Kill Bones>

Barely in the top 5 dude


Ouch.

How would you rate your love life on a scale of 1-5?
Hi. I'm the only one here right now.

Knowing that haven't really participated in any of the typical interpersonal Spam stuff, who are your top three favorite Spammers?
Do you have any-FUCK YOU TOO, HOE-SLUT
Why do you insist on the Spidey Avatar?

You seem to be going up the Old Grump route, and I gotta say that the tired 60's Spider-Man meme (which is mainly for 12 year old's) doesn't quite fit what you're going for.

Besides being lame in general.

Unless, of course, you have a dead friend who was really into that meme and you have it as your avatar in his or her memory. In that case I take it all back and I apologize for being so abrasive.
<Snipped quote by idlehands>

I've only dated two members/ex-members, that doesn't make me a boytoy :c
I put it down to lack of competition. I just seem adorkable due to the lack of suitable other candidates of my age. :3


For some reason I never saw the appeal in you. I'm not saying that I like you any less than your average Spammer, I just don't get the "Halo is amazing" stuff. For some reason I haven't really picked up on your personality.

Is it PMs? Witchcraft?
Do you love me?


I think you're alright, Aza. Me and you kinda communicate like two people who see each other a lot but have yet to be formally introduced.

You seem to straddle the line between passively accepting me and lightly participating on the other side in the occasional "Awson vs." moments.

At least once I've wondered if your insult + <3 was lighthearted or if you were in Skype at the same time saying something like "lol I just insulted that joker to his face and then put a fake heart at the end. Let's see if that dumb idiot gives one back XD"

Or something like that.

<3

What'd you have for lunch, awson

Yeah

Now you're in the spotlight

How does it feel


It feels right, KB. It feels right.

I had Subway.
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