Awson

So

Taaj don't fuck the waiter

I know it's bullshit

I didn't finish it.

"When you wake up at 2-3 AM, there is a something percent chance that ..." *rapid scrolldown*

Westboro doesn't want us to protest at Phelps' funeral

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/03/21/westboro-asks-public-not-to-picket-phelps-funeral-2/

I mean come on.

REALLY

I was going to make a thread about something

Way to fuck up. Again.

Ladies, are you self-conscious and/or alcoholic?

I think we need to have as many different crotch-liquids as we can get.

Dark Souls 2

Yeah, I've not once been invaded by a red phantom. I did use a couple cracked red eye orbs myself on an old character a week ago. That worked, at least.

So I guess there's hardly any red and so I guess I'm just going to sit here with my blue sentinel dick in my hand doing nothing for awhile. I tried out blue sentinel a bunch today and had no luck. My friend was doing it a couple days ago and had a few successes, however.

Also we did some co-op. Day one we had absolutely no luck. Day 2 we hardly had a problem. We use the God ring and it works well, I think. How do you check SM? Also, I agree that it should only be for invading.

Oh, and earlier today I saw literally ten summon signs in front of Old Dragonslayer and was extremely giddy about it.

Irish Wristwatch

Isn't that when you put your cock on your wrist?

Jobs r dum

idlehands said
Welcum 2 da real worldz

Find me Peter Pan.

Jobs r dum

I dont wanna anemore

Ladies, are you self-conscious and/or alcoholic?

You only wish you could embed with time signatures.